BATSHIT INSANITY

ERIC JOHNSON GOES TO CULVER'S: THE REAL STORY

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Iowa's recruiting coordinator abruptly left the program to open a fast food franchise. But there's more to the story...

THE BHGP RE-BRAND IS HERE

43

The biggest, boldest, and best relaunch since New Coke!

11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT IOWA'S SLIDE

53

Want to know what caused Iowa's slide into mediocrity? Here are eleven totally serious and realistic conspiracy theories that explain it.

MINNESOTA FINISHES JOB IOWA STARTED, BLOWS UP DOME

12

Parting is such sweet sorrow. The Metrodome is no more.

A HISTORY OF METAL THINGS AT IOWA SPORTING EVENTS

77

Tuesday's incident at Assembly Hall was alarming, but it's hardly the first time an Iowa sporting event has been interrupted by a metal object.

TOP 10 OVERHEARD OLASENI QUOTES: W/ TRANSLATIONS!

29

Iowa's back-up center has peppered his talk with some distinct Britishism. So we've tried to unpack some overheard quotes and translate them into some gash darn American vernacular.

REMEMBERING EL PRESIDENTE ON PRESIDENT'S DAY

22

Gone, but not forgotten.

WHO HATES IOWA? BUFFALO WILD WINGS HATES IOWA

242

IT IS ONCE AGAIN TIME TO MANCOTT

IOWA PREPARES TO FIGHT AN OUTBREAK

12

Iowa prepares to head into Evanston, the epicenter of a plague ripping through the Big Ten.

MAKING A BETTER ROCK N ROLL FRAN BOBBLEHEAD

118

There's a Rock N Roll Fran bobblehead giveaway on Sunday. It could have been better.

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