WHAT WOULD MATT PAINTER LOOK LIKE WITH A MUSTACHE?
BHGP Investigations does a hard-hitting report on what Matt Painter might look like with a mustache.
Batshit Insanity
ZUT ALORS! KIRK FERENTZ TO COACH ALOUETTES
Breaking the news of Kirk Ferentz's shocking move to Montreal and the CFL.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW: DJ BYRD
From aspiring hip-hop star to forward at Purdue. This is the life of DJ Byrd.
CHIP KELLY SAYS FAREWELL VIA OBSCURE PICTOGRAMS
Newly hired Eagles coach Chip Kelly said goodbye to his former players today, using only a stack of four-image pictograms.
LONDON CALLING: GABE OLASENI'S PLAN FOR HALFTIME
Gabe Olaseni brings some exciting new Anglophile ideas to improve Carver's halftime proceedings.
END OF THE WORLD OPEN THREAD
Open thread for the end of the world.
GREG DAVIS PONDERS A RETURN
Greg Davis needs to go BAAAACK, Kirk.
RYAN LOCHTE-DUSTIN RHOADS FEUD ESCALATES!
UI swimmer, previously injured by "Nature Boy" Ryan Lochte and cohorts, confronts his attackers.
BADGERS HIRE GARY ANDERSON AS HEAD COACH
In a shocking move, the University of Wisconsin has hired former Steeler, Eagle, 49er, Viking and Titan kicker Gary Anderson as their next head coach.
BHGP'S NEW FAVORITE WRESTLER
Iowa football + WWE wrestling = Happy BHGP.
