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THE BHGP RE-BRAND IS HERE

The biggest, boldest, and best relaunch since New Coke!

11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT IOWA'S SLIDE

Want to know what caused Iowa's slide into mediocrity? Here are eleven totally serious and realistic conspiracy theories that explain it.

MINNESOTA FINISHES JOB IOWA STARTED, BLOWS UP DOME

Parting is such sweet sorrow. The Metrodome is no more.

A HISTORY OF METAL THINGS AT IOWA SPORTING EVENTS

Tuesday's incident at Assembly Hall was alarming, but it's hardly the first time an Iowa sporting event has been interrupted by a metal object.

TOP 10 OVERHEARD OLASENI QUOTES: W/ TRANSLATIONS!

Iowa's back-up center has peppered his talk with some distinct Britishism. So we've tried to unpack some overheard quotes and translate them into some gash darn American vernacular.

REMEMBERING EL PRESIDENTE ON PRESIDENT'S DAY

Gone, but not forgotten.

WHO HATES IOWA? BUFFALO WILD WINGS HATES IOWA

IT IS ONCE AGAIN TIME TO MANCOTT

IOWA PREPARES TO FIGHT AN OUTBREAK

Iowa prepares to head into Evanston, the epicenter of a plague ripping through the Big Ten.

MAKING A BETTER ROCK N ROLL FRAN BOBBLEHEAD

There's a Rock N Roll Fran bobblehead giveaway on Sunday. It could have been better.

THINGS FRAN CAN DO ON HIS NIGHT OFF

Fran McCaffery has a little spare time on his hands tonight; luckily, we have plenty of ideas for how he could spend that time.

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THUNDER & LIGHTNING IN PARADISE

Damond Powell meets Hulk Hogan. Our heads explode.

A VISIT FROM DRUNK NICHOLAS

It's Christmas Eve and there's a suspect in the locker room burglary case. Let's see if these separate events are somehow related!

A NATION'S LOVE OF FREE SHRIMP DEPENDS ON IOWA

There's more on the line at the Outback Bowl than just pride and a possible top-25 ranking.

IOWA DEBUTS NEW GEAR FOR IOWA STATE GAME

What else would you wear for a Friday the 13th game against Iowa State?

DEANDRE KANE, VETERINARIAN

Iowa State's top guard goes on rounds at the animal hospital.

THE RISE AND FALL OF BUBU

The Bubu cometh.

IOWA TO TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTIONS WHEN VISITING AMES

Fran McCaffery asks for extra security for his team's trip to Ames. Gary Barta obliges.

BHGP Q&A: DID SOMEONE SAY CENTAURS?

Jacobi's busy, but have no fear: Vint will answer your questions.

AARON CRAFT AND THE NEW NCAA BASKETBALL RULES

Confused about the new points of emphasis in regards to defensive fouls? Aaron Craft is here to show you what will be considered a foul in college basketball for the 2013-14 season.

HEY USA TODAY, I GOT YOUR ANGER RIGHT HERE

WRATH OF FRAN, DAMMIT

GABE AND WOODY'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME ADVENTURE

Costumes ahoy!

IOWA STATE RELEASES NEW FOOTBALL POSTER

Not to be outdone by his own inconsolable basketball program, Jamie Pollard gets his designers to work on a 2014 football poster.

NORTHWESTERN PHOTOSHOP FUN

Spend the rest of your week creating quality photoshop fun at Northwestern's expense.

FRAN FINDS INNER PEACE; EXPERTS SAY SEASON DOOMED

A mysterious summer experience has transformed the fiery coach into the embodiment of bliss; Street and Smith downgrades Iowa's win-loss record in response.

BORN THIS WAY: SURE, TOM BRANDS LIKES LADY GAGA

A fun interview with Tom Brands and Brent Metcalf.

IOWA HIPSTERS REJECT NEWLY POPULAR BASKETBALL TEAM

When the Hawkeyes were struggling up-and-comers, watching their games was "more rewarding", "knottier", according to bearded, thick-framed glasses-wearing throng.

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