BATSHIT INSANITY

THE BIG TEN CHOOSES A NEW LOGO

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The story of how the Big Ten decided on the new logo for its latest, 14-team incarnation.

BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS HORSE REPORT: OATS AND ENDS

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Some other fun moments from Monday's festivities, courtesy of our intrepid horse reporter Neigh Leman.

B1G MEDIA DAYS: THE EXPANSION THEORY IS DISCOVERED

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Why did Jim Delany add Maryland and Rutgers to the Big Ten this year? The answer is older -- and B1Gger-- than football itself.

WHY WASN'T BRANDON SCHERFF IN THE HAY BALE TOSS?

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Shocking secrets revealed.

PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA!

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With the school year right around the corner, returning/incoming University of Iowa students have something to look forward to: Getting hammered beyond belief. Finally, a little advice for high...

KIRK FERENTZ HAS A VERY BAD DAY

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The season is still more than a month away, but Kirk Ferentz has already been shaken to his core. Is punting still winning?

EXPOSED: CARL DAVIS IS A VAMPIRE

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A shocking truth is revealed.

IOWA'S UNIFORMS GO TO THE WORLD CUP

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Wherein we imagine a variety of spiffy kits for black and gold Iowa footballers.

THE B1G APPLE: NEW YORK OVERTAKEN WITH B1G FEVER

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The league's attempts to establish itself in the five boroughs have been wildly successful, with Midwestern culture taking over every aspect of New York City life.

LESHUN DANIELS LOOKS READY TO THUMP THE BIG TEN

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Based on this tweet, LeShun Daniels is totally gonna wreck shop this year.

SOME IDEAS FOR THE 2014 PURDUE FOOTBALL HELMET

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In which we help Purdue find some images to adorn their 2014 football helmets.

FOOD: THE BIG TEN'S NEW RECRUITING BATTLEGROUND

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The NCAA's new rule regarding "meals" and "snacks" could open a Pandora's buffet of culinary choices to recruits.

IOWA FOOTBALL 2014: THERE WILL BE JETPACKS

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The secret of Iowa's 2014 offense is revealed.

HOORAY FOR THE CITY OF AMES

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Shots fired by the city of Ames, we guess. TAP WATER!

BHGP: THE MOVIE: MCCABE-ZILLA 2014

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In which we look for funding for our first movie, a kaiju battle royale featuring Zach McCabe, Herky the Hawk, and more!

WHY IS RICKY STANZI PLAYING A DOCTOR ON NBC?

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From STANZIBALLS to stethoscopes...

FERENTZ LOSES FRIENDLY WAGER, GETS FIRST TATTOO

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Iowa's head coach lost a bet he made with Iowa State coach Paul Rhoads that his school would raise more money for charity, and agreed to get a small tattoo as a result.

IF KIRK FERENTZ WROTE A RECRUITING LETTER TO A CAT

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Two can play at this game, Rice.

MAGIC 8-BALL PREDICTOR: WILL ANDREW FLEMING COMMIT

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Once again, we at BHGP go to our new technology to see if we can get a vibe on if Iowa will land a new hoops recruit today.

THE MAGIC EIGHT BALL RECRUITING PREDICTOR

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BHGP jumps into the Caring is Creepy game with some fancy new prediction technology.

KIRK FERENTZ INTERVIEWS RECRUITING COORDINATORS

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With Eric Johnson gone, Kirk Ferentz goes in search of his new recruiting guru.

ETERNALLY PESSIMISTIC IOWA FAN PREDICTS 0-12

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Everyone that reads this will hate this post.

ERIC JOHNSON GOES TO CULVER'S: THE REAL STORY

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Iowa's recruiting coordinator abruptly left the program to open a fast food franchise. But there's more to the story...

THE BHGP RE-BRAND IS HERE

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The biggest, boldest, and best relaunch since New Coke!

11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT IOWA'S SLIDE

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Want to know what caused Iowa's slide into mediocrity? Here are eleven totally serious and realistic conspiracy theories that explain it.

MINNESOTA FINISHES JOB IOWA STARTED, BLOWS UP DOME

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Parting is such sweet sorrow. The Metrodome is no more.

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