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"Dead" Wrestler of the Week: Ultimate Warrior

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Worth pointing out because (a) it's a really good article (as all of the "Dead Wrestler of the Week articles are) and (b) certain conspiracy-loving members of the commentariat remain convinced that the Ultimate Warrior died and was replaced.

MARCHIFORNICATION, ROUND 3: RETURN OF PAKISTANZI

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-- Outside Beaver Stadium, Penn State University --  I can't believe that Paterno won't do business with me just because I'm Irish. I'm not even Irish!  I'm Samoan or something! I can try to...

It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Went to Class but Is Not Respectful to the Media

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The daily roundup of Iowa Hawkeye news, gossip, and academic progress rate math fun.

MARCHIFORNICATION, ROUND 3: RISE OF SIBERIAN COBRA

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In part one of the Marchifornication semifinals, JoePa and the Trololololo find a couple kittycats. Also, The manhunt for Pakistanzi intensifies.

We're About To Blow This Name Of The Year Thing Wide Open

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Hannukkah Wallace, eh? Pffft. We know better.

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Fran-demonium: the PC's secret Fran-pun file

With the hiring of Fran McCaffery, local sportswriters are on high alert for clever puns on his name. Here's how one paper might approach them.

BLACK HEART GOLD TAILGATE II: SPRING GAME, APRIL 17

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  It will be like this, only with less John Kerry   A quick announcement this fine Wednesday morning: The second semi-annual BHGP tailgate extravaganza is now officially scheduled for the...

Is Iowa Taking a Gamble With Fran McCaffery? If So, Is That A Bad Thing?

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Wo is Fran McCaffery really? Is Iowa Rolling the Dice or Taking a Calculated Risk On The Former Siena Coach?

MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: JOE PATERNO VS. GARY BARTA

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Joe Paterno faces Gary Barta in the last match of Round 2 in Marchifornication, but shenanigans are afoot! Or shall we say a-shoed!

It's Not Plagiarism If You Link to It Drinks the Kool-Aid

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The daily roundup of Iowa Hawkeye news, gossip, and press conference summation.

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