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THE BIG TEN IS DEFINITELY NSFW

NOT THAT YOU SEC SLOBS EVEN HAVE A JOB

HAMSTERDAM SEES A CYCLOPS

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That giant and beautiful bone structure there belongs to an African Elephant. But you can see why the ancient Greeks saw those skulls and created the myth around them of the Cyclops: The one-eyed man-eating giants from an island somewhere in the mysterious south or east of their known world. I love bone divining like this, there's several mythical creatures that probably had their start in dinosaur or unknown bones that were seen but misunderstood. Another favorite: the Griffin, a winged lion with the head of an eagle, is almost certainly conjured from the skeletons of the many Proceratops that once roamed the Near East, a beaked dinosaur with the size and build of a lion. More fun examples, to be sure, but it's time to Hamsterdam.

NFL DRAFT: ROUND ONE OPEN THREAD

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Open thread for Round One NFL Draft chit-chat.

HAS THE BTN BEEN A NET NEGATIVE FOR IOWA FANS?

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Yes. Yes, it has.

BRENT METCALF BEATS THE STREETS & EVERYONE ELSE

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Taking a look at today's Beat the Streets event and recapping Brent Metcalf's awesome recent run.

HAMSTERDAM IS LAMENTING POOCHINSKI

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Oh, what could have been... Here's your off-topic thread for the day. The usual rules apply.

ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: DEFENSIVE TACKLE

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In just two years, Iowa's greatest weakness has become arguably its greatest strength. Amazing what not having everyone transfer out can do.

INP: ON THE EVE OF THE NFL DRAFT

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Kirk Ferentz's program continues to produce NFL talent.

BHGP Talks 2014 Iowa Football at Lake the Posts

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Jacobi represented the Pants over at Lake the Posts and chatted about Iowa football in 2014. There are jokes! And real football talk! Give it a click.

HAMSTERDAM IS GIVING THE WORST NOTES

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‘This is awesome. I really love this. Does it have to have zombies in it?

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