WRESTLEMANIA XXX OPEN THREAD

BORK LAZER SAYS "WATCH WRESTLEMANIA" - Josh Hedges/Zuffa LLC

Are we open threading Wrestlemania? C'mon, that's a dumb question.

It's time for our second-favorite fake sporting event* of the year: Wrestlemania!  This is the 30th iteration of the biggest wrestling extravaganza of 'em all and it's coming LIVE from N'Awwlins.  The festivities get underway at 6 PM CT, on PPV and The WWE Network.

* Well, scripted sporting event, at least.

On tap tonight we have:

1) WWE World Heavyweight Title
Randy Orton (c) v. Batista v. Triple H/Daniel Bryan

2) Winner Gets a Spot in the WWE World Heavyweight Title match
Daniel Bryan v. Triple H

3) Undertaker v. BRRRROCK Lesnar

4) John Cena v. Bray Wyatt

5) The Shield (Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins) v. Kane and the New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn & Road Dogg)

6) WWE Divas Championship
AJ Lee (c) v. Aksana v. Alicia Fox v. Brie Bella v. Cameron v. Emma v. Eva Marie v. Layla v. Naomi v. Natalya v. Nikki Bella v. Rosa Mendes v. Summer Rae v. Tamina Snuka

7) 30-Man Battle Royal for the Andre the Giant Memorial Trophy
30 men: Alberto Del Rio, Big E, Big Show, Brad Maddox, Brodus Clay, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Dolph Ziggler, Fandango, Drew McIntyre, Goldust, The Great Khali, Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, Justin Gabriel, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, The Miz, Rey Mysterio, Sheamus, R-Truth, Santino Marella, Sin Cara, Titus O'Neil, Zack Ryder, plus three opponents TBA.

pre-show

a) WWE Tag Team Titles
The Usos (c) v. Los Matadores (w/ Torito) v. Ryback & Curtis Axel v. The Real Americans (Cesaro & Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter)

Those are the announced matches; there's sure to be a few surprise appearances as well.  Get some snacks and a beverage or three and join us in watchin' some wrasslin'.

The usual rules apply.

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