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HAMSTERDAM HATES THE LOUSY SMARCH WEATHER

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It's below zero. Again. Negative 3 for me, to be exact. In the comments section where Weather.com lists things like "partly cloudy" or "chance of rain", today says "bitterly cold". Same shit, different day, I gues. Only difference is it's in March this time, where today the average annual temps should be a high of 46 and low of 28. Gotdamn, that would be glorious. And remember that if the average is 46 and we're below zero now, that must mean somewhat often that March 3 is definitely in the 70s or 80s. Holy cow, I would kiss each of you on the mouth for that to happen.

But here we are instead in this frozen hellscape that is the Midwest. Stay warm if you can. If not, once more unto the breach, dear fellows. It will be liveable again sometime soon.

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