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HAMSTERDAM WANTS YOU

It's time to take a stand for AMERICA. Be a damn Patriot and watch and cheer on your Olympic athletes. It's for the good of your country that you call in sick today and for the next two weeks to be involved in your country's Olympic athletes. You get off for Voting Day, right? So take a stand and demand off work for Olympics Fortnight. Be a man. Do it. Hamsterdam will support you in this*. Go out and be an AMERICAN.

*Hamsterdam does not offer financial support. Consult with your physician spouse before starting a new treatment patriotism regimen.

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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