Just stop already. Just stop. Listen to my paean, Great Odin or Freyr or Jupiter* or Yahweh** or Dyeus or whoever is up there. This has to end. We have had enough, we fear your power. Please just stop. I'll sacrifice a tauntaun or something if that makes you happy and makes you end this brutality.
So how's the weather where you are, Hamdammers? Trick question: It's below zero everyfuckingwhere. Hate this.
*Fun Fact: There is no Greek God for cold weather because Greece, so no counterpart to Jupiter in this case.
**Fun Fact II: Yahweh was merely one of several Middle Eastern weather gods until the name and presence was co-opted and greatly expanded by Judaism to be the one and only god of Israel.