Yeah, this is not how you do it, Jason Puncheon.
Anyway, here's your new off-topic thread for the day. There's a mess of college hoops on right now, including Florida-Arkansas on ESPN2, Minnesota-Michigan State on BTN, Villanova-St. John's on FS1, and Kansas-Kansas State on ESPN. One top-10 team has already gone down today (RIP Iowa State's undefeated record) and more could follow -- Florida, Michigan State, and Villanova are all trailing as I write this.
There's big-time soccer on beIN Sport, with Atletico Madrid taking on Barcelona.
And, oh yeah, there's some NFL playoff action, too:
3:30 PM: New Orleaons at Seattle (FOX)
7:00 PM: Indianapolis at New England (CBS)
Plus the usual NBA and NHL action, too.
The usual rules apply.