This man called Ferentz obviously has no balls and no game and especially no mojo. Where is this gigantic man's balls? Where are these balls of steel of which we used to hear?
I long for the days of Testikles, the hero, demigod, meek giant of the sidelines whose balls shone shining in the Sun. Wherefore art Thou, balls? Testikles? Anykles?
As I watch my alma mater flounder in football-which is supposed to be something at which they excell I am reminded of Sokrates:
"I drank what?"