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Melrose Avenue


So I should apologize in advance for this. I was bored this afternoon, listening to Eddie Grant (don't judge me) and was still upset of the fact that I the Hawks lost on Saturday. Also I got a slew of drunk texts from a couple of my friends who were actually in Iowa City last weekend and it made me miss the craziness of Iowa City and the lack of good bars and drinking buddies where I am. So I wrote this to make me feel better.

Now on the field there are Hawkeyes
And-and a lots of work to be done
No one can play solid coverage
And we can’t convert third and one

Oh no!

**Chrous**
We gonna rock down to Melrose Avenue
And drink until we’re tired
We gonna rock down to Melrose Avenue
And drink until we’re tired

The Hawks play hard but they bore ya
With all those short bubble screens
We thought this year would be better
but they still can’t beat a MAC team

Good God!

**Chorus**

Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no

Oh God!

**Chorus**

Who is to blame on the sideline
Will Greg Davis ever be gone?
We were an NFL pipeline
Now we’re starting 0-1

Oh No!

**Chorus**

Out in the street
Out in the street
Out in the daytime
Out in the night

Oh

**Chorus**

Out in the street
Out in the street
Out in the ped mall
In the Coralville Strip

**Chorus**


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