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HAMSTERDAM KNEW THOSE BOOBS WERE FAKE

Thanks to a link from commenter grizhawkbruin, Hamsterdam is continuing the proud tradition of BHGP Investigations by sharing with you this ground-breaking investigative reporting: Dolly Parton has fake boobs. I know, I know, not very earth-shattering, that. Everybody has known forever that these boobs are fake:

But did you know the real reason that Dolly Parton has always gone with enormous fake boobs? It's because she is a he. You heard correctly, Hamsterdam has learned that Dolly Parton is a man. The video below (background via this link) is incontrovertible proof that the singer of the classic song "Jolene" is a man. A man with a beautiful voice and a heartbreaking song about Jolene stealing his man:

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