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HAMSTERDAM IS #TEAMDOG

I mean everybody is, right? Nobody can really be #TeamCat when they've been exposed to both as pets. It's just not natural. The only reason to have a cat is if you want a really crappy dog substitute that doesn't have to go out so often because your life is too busy or you travel too much. I mean, really. If you fall down and are in grave danger, your dog will pull a Lassie and search the ends of the earth for help. Your cat will pull a vulture and slowly, disinterestedly, wait for you to die so that it can eat your face.

Dogs are great for every occasion! For being a baboon:

For when you're roasting a meal for everybody over the fire:

For when you're trapped in the Alps and you really want a nip while waiting for rescue:

And for when you want it to hit home to Iowans that dogs really are the best:

Happy Hamsterdam, all.

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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