Look, let's cut to the chase here. It's SHARKNADO Day. Yes, this is a thing. Yes, we are excited for it.
This is why:
Tonight. 8pm CT. SyFy Channel.
You act like you're too good for SHARKNADO, but we all know that's a lie.
And you're damn right we're going to be live threading the shit out of this in H'dam tonight. There's probably other stuff on TV tonight, like baseball and junk, but WHATEVER. It's SHARKNADO DAY, dammit.
Anyway, the usual rules apply: no porn, no religion, no politics, no slurs, no illegal online streams (even for SHARKNADO), etc.