Nathan Fielder has quickly become one of my favorite comedians. His Comedy Central show Nathan For You is fantastic, and this week he's had two great Twitter bits involving his followers texting their parents. Below is an example of the question, and subsequent response. Others can be found on his timeline. If you enjoyed his show clips, you might also like his interview with Craig Ferguson from earlier this week.
Playoff basketball is on tonight. UFC on FOX has already begun, and is off to a great start. There's probably baseball somewhere, too.