After Dakich went off on Iowa last night on ESPN this just flowed.

As me sainted mother, god rest her soul, often said

even idiot's have microphones

Dear Ol’ Dan Dakich

Wise man that he is

Not good enough to coach the Hoosiers

Now Homers on ESPN

The favorite son of Gary

Stinky as that is

As a young ‘n showed potential

Not quite a hoopsters whiz

Bobby gave him a chance

And he showed up at least

He was one short of winning it all

Had to coach redacted in the win

He was impressive at Bowling Green

Plus sixteen in a decade there

And did a stint at WVU

One whole week in the chair

He might have lasted longer

Plying on Catlett’s ills

But not even the boosters

Would put money in his till

So back he went north of Findlay

But he summarily failed

Not even to the NIT

Was a marker on his trail

In ’08 he finally sat in Bobby’s chair

Bolted to the floor

And won three games

And then hence, nevermore

Now we have to suffer

ESPN paying his fare

He’s a homer without Jethro

Or maybe Jethro without a Tull

It’s sad when your life is one night

Stopping Jordan in his tracks

After that a reprise

Being able to do nothing at all