Did this game happen almost two months ago? Yes. Does that make it old news? Yes, probably. Does that mean this write-up of The Kingsbury Factor's trip back to the House that Kingsbury Built* is no longer worth reading? Hell no.
* This may not be 100% factual.
And here lies the line for the goddamn soft serve. NOT during halftime. Literally, there was a crazy line every minute of the game. This intrigued me. What the hell kind of heroin do they put in this soft serve, I found myself asking Neon. Do you think it's black tar, from Mexico? Or the Turkish kind that's not black tar? And do you think they have those Express Passes for soft serve you can buy at DisneyWorld, so you know when to come back to ride the Prince Charming Regal Carousel? But Neon was so sad about his beloved Badgers sucking ass, that he just asked me if I had $150 to pay the ticket we were inevitably going to get from the virtual toll.
So, yes, you should absolutely GO READ THE ENTIRE THING RIGHT NOW. Okay? Okay.