It's pants vs. punts.
Before we get to this afternoon's matchup, the annual message from Commissioner Breadman:
Number 4 Seed: CHRISTOPHER POLYBLEND
What He Did to Get Here: Made Iowa's Pro Combat jersey, then made a bunch more: Indiana, Michigan, Nebraska, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Illinois, OMHR, Michigan State, Northwestern, Penn State, Ohio State, Penn State again, and even Iowa State.
Number 5 Seed: KEN O'KEEFE
What He Did to Get Here: Created Coach Vending Machine then helped stop him from using his super-secret playbook; stopped to say goodbye; met Ochocinco; swore on television; actually had a pretty good season in Miami; did the KOK-a doodle.
Who wins Marchifornication Round One?
Christopher Polyblend (185 votes)
Ken O'Keefe (175 votes)
360 total votes