Iowa State guard DeAndre Kane transferred to the school from Marshall, where he was thrown off the team despite being named All-Conference USA twice. Because Kane is a Marshall graduate, he is allowed to play at his new school as a graduate student, provided that the graduate program in which he is enrolled is not offered at his old school. Marshall does not have a veterinary medicine program, so we're going to assume that's what he's doing in Ames.
Oh, and DeAndre pokes people in the eyes.
Welcome to Intro to Veterinary Medicine.
Today, we're going to go on rounds at the veterinary hospital and see some patients.
Our first patient is Snowball. She's a 6 year old housecat with retinal degeneration.
That's a disease where the animal's eyes are deficient in a particular acid, which causes them to lose vision.
If you look at the cat's eye you can see --
DeAndre, that was far too firm. You just needed to softly touch the outer eyeball, not jam your finger in the cat's eyes.
BUT THAT CAT LOOKED AT ME FUNNY
She's a cat. She looks at everyone funny. It doesn't mean you can try to poke her eyes out.
Up next is Buster, a 4 year old pit bull terrier. Buster is here because he got a thorn caught in his paw.
If you lift the dog's front leg and look at the --
YOU SAW IT DOC THAT DOG WAS THROWING ELBOWS AT ME WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
How about not gouging a dog's eyes out? He wasn't throwing elbows. I was holding his arm up.
We're going to move on to the next animal, another simple housecat. Please do not poke the --
WHY IS HE ORANGE AND SHIT. I DON'T LIKE ORANGE.
Do you even know what animals are? What was your undergraduate major?
I would like to get you some exposure to birds. I don't think I have any birds around...
/double middle finger to the animal hospital
This is a quarter horse. He's just getting a checkup.
Mr. Kane, I'm sorry, but I don't think you're the right fit for this program.
You're going to have to leave.
DeAndre, this is Coach Fred Hoiberg of the Iowa State Cyclones.
I understand it you just got thrown out of your program?
YEAH I DON'T THINK I CAN BE A VET