Michigan At Iowa: The Arrest Report

Matthew Holst

Win or lose, we still booze.

HERE IT IS, THE LAST ONE OF THE 2013 SEASON. And what a season it was. We had Vodka_Samm and her .341. We had bathroom stall shitting and passing out. Here's the report from yesterday's game at Kinnick. The stats and blurbs courtesy of The University of Iowa's Department of Safety.

THE STATS.

UI Police issued the following number of citations

PAULA Citations: 0
Public Urination Citations: 0
Open Container in Public Citations: 1
Public Consumption of Liquor: 0

8 were transported to the Johnson County Jail. 4 were released to sober parties. The juvenile was released to parents.

THE OFFENDERS:

YIPPEE KI YAY.

McClain, J--- D---, 49 of Princeton, LA for Public Intox at Lot 43 at 1103 hours. McClain knocked over a gas heater onto a vehicle and tried to leave without speaking to the owner of the vehicle. McClain admitted drinking and smelled of alcohol. McClain blew .210 PBT.

CELEBRATING EARLY.

Baratta, J--- T, 21 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1121 hours. Baratta appeared to be under the influence of alcohol. Baratta was seen drinking from a champagne bottle. Baratta blew .176 PBT.

GROSS.

Cousin, J-- M---, 22 of Noblesville, IN for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1113 hours. Cousin vomited in the stands. Cousin said he had too much to drink. Cousin refused PBT.

AT LEAST HE WAS WEARING PANTS.

Henderson, J--- R----, 25 of Cedar Rapids, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1102 hours. Henderson was at Gate M and was being carried by his pants by a female. Henderson had slurred speech and trouble standing. Henderson blew .276 PBT.

DEAD ON HIS FEET.

Pompo, A---- R----, 31 of North Liberty, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1307 hours. Pompo was standing in the bathroom asleep. Pompo was very unsteady on his feet and admitted drinking. Pompo refused PBT.

AND FINALLY.

Martin, J---- F----, 32 of Letts, IA for Public Intox and Open Container at Kinnick Stadium at 1344 hours. Martin was smoking and drinking Captain Morgan Rum from a glass. Martin was swaying from side to side and stated he was drinking rum. Martin refused PBT.

There's others so click the link if you like.

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