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HAMSTERDAM HAS A HALLOWEEN CANDY HANGOVER

To recap the sugar-fueled comment rage from last night, I'll just count up the votes by candy bar preference. 5 points for a first place vote, 4 for second, and so on.

(approximate, some comments are not direct enough but I used my superior cat judgment in sorting)

Completely scientific and definitive candy rankings:

1) Reese's (runaway winner)

2) Snickers

3) Twix

4) Peanut M&Ms

5 (tie)) Almond Joy, Kit Kat

7) Baby Ruth

8) 100 Grand

9) Milky Way

10 (tie)) Whatchamacallit, Crunch

12 (tie)) Butterfinger, 3 Muskateers, Cashew M&Ms (theoretical)

15 (tie)) Skittles, Milk Duds, Whoppers

Happy Hamsterdam, all. Go Hawks. Defeat Wisconsin. Bring back Gabe the Bronze Ox (If that catches on, I get royalties).

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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