IT'S ANOTHER SHORT POLICE REPORT. Courtesy of the University of Iowa Department of Public Safety. Here's the stats:
PAULA Citations: 4
Public Urination Citations: 0
Open Container in Public Citations: 14
Public Consumption of Liquor: 0
Getting arrested in Kinnick Stadium isn't just for the locals. Our welcomed guests enjoyed the tailgating scene just a little too much before the game:
Droze, Ryan Francis, 29 of Livonia, MI for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1220 hours. Droze was reported to be intoxicated by a citizen. Droze had slurred speech and had an odor of ingested alcohol. Droze refused PBT.
Swift, Dennis Michael, 23, of Livonia, MI for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1200 hours. Swift had poor balance and smelled of an alcoholic beverage. Swift admitted having too much to drink. Swift refused PBT.
Iowa's offense put some to sleep.
Lauder, Steven C, 19 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1348 hours. Lauder was passed out in the men's restroom. Lauder had slurred speech and smelled of ingested alcohol. Lauder admitted drinking. Lauder blew .147 PBT.
Dude, the game is in the stadium, not the parking lot.
Hamilton, Brian James, 21 of Cedar Rapids, IA for Public Intox at Hawkeye Commuter Lot at 1331 hours. Hamilton was harassing people in the parking lot. Hamilton admitted drinking. Hamilton's speech was slow and he was unsteady on his feet. Hamilton blew .160 PBT.
This looks like a nice place to rest. I'm just going to take a nap here.
Porreca, James Joseph, 23 of West Dundee, IL for Public Intox at Hospital ETC Parking Lot at 1430 hours. Porreca was passed out behind some power boxes. Porreca had slurred, mumbled speech and admitted drinking alcohol. Porreca refused PBT.