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U-S-A! U-S-A! World Cup qualifying starts next week, but the U.S. has a tune-up tonight against Canada. Beat the Canucks! Down with those monarchists from America's hat!
The game is on ESPN2 at 8pm CT.
There's also plenty of basketball and hockey on various channels, as well as whatever else works for you.
The usual rules apply.