In yesterday's Dispatches from Blogfrica, I asked Travis of Hammer And Rails if Matt Painter was going to grow a mustache to fill the void left by the fired Danny Hope. Well, that idea lodged in my brain and I couldn't shake it. So now BHGP Investigations is proud to present our findings of what Matt Painter would look like if he decided to rock a lip-warmer.

Big thanks to my co-investigator, Horace E. Cow, for his assistance with most of these pics.

1) The Mario

2) The Plumber

3) The Walrus

4) The Rollie

5) The Gigantor

And, finally, a few of my own:

6) The Pitt

7) The Lemmy

8) The, uh, well... you know

9) The Hogan

Got some ideas of your own? Hit the comments, yo!