What Would Matt Painter Look Like With a Mustache?

Horace E. Cow

Who's ready for a mustache ride now?

In yesterday's Dispatches from Blogfrica, I asked Travis of Hammer And Rails if Matt Painter was going to grow a mustache to fill the void left by the fired Danny Hope. Well, that idea lodged in my brain and I couldn't shake it. So now BHGP Investigations is proud to present our findings of what Matt Painter would look like if he decided to rock a lip-warmer.

Big thanks to my co-investigator, Horace E. Cow, for his assistance with most of these pics.

1) The Mario
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2) The Plumber
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3) The Walrus
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4) The Rollie
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5) The Gigantor
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And, finally, a few of my own:

6) The Pitt
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7) The Lemmy
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8) The, uh, well... you know
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9) The Hogan
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Got some ideas of your own? Hit the comments, yo!

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