OK, we've been driving now for nearly two hours. Are you going to tell me what we are doing, I have some very important practices to run this week.
Hold on, almost theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. Alright, we're here. Paul, if you'd do me the honor, look outside your window and tell me what you see.
Oh yeah, it's that billboard you put up welcoming Bob Bowlsby back to Iowa. There was one thing I never got though. Bowlsby isn't really returning to Iowa, he's the Big 12 commissioner and the conference offices are in Dallas.
I know, isn't it wonderful? I just love it. I've been hearing for a long time that putting up billboards is the newest, best ways of trolling and we at Iowa State want to be on the cutting edge when it comes to innovation.
I'm not really following.
Well... just remember what my number one assignment is as athletic director of the Cyclones.
I know, I know
They answer at the exact same time
Promote the University and produce competitive and integrity-filled athletic programs.
Troll the University of Iowa.
Your answer was shorter than mine.
I just don't get the billboard thing.
Well maybe this will change your mind.
What. The. Hell?! When did this get made? This happened three days ago.
We had to celebrate.
A week one win over Tulsa? That's what we wanted to honor? And I don't get it, it sounds like we're making fun of Tulsa, not Iowa.
So a billboard mocking Iowa is more your fashion, huh. Look at this.
Wait, is that the failed Cy-Hawk Trophy? That thing was ugly as sin.
Yeah and I bet Iowa misses it terribly. Where's there family sharing corn? In Ames, that's where.
Why is the "g" cut off?
What? (does double take) God damnit.
You put up three billboards in the span of five miles?
Not three. Four.
Banners? We never receive banners. Where did you get those?
Our athletic offices are full of them. I'm getting a new one made for Tulsa as we speak.
You realize that one of those banners says "Sample" on it?
Yeah, we were stretching after that Humanitarian Bowl runner-up. Anyway, those are our billboards, win on Saturday and you just might find another one.
Like that one?
Wait, I don't remember authorizing that. Did I do that?
Hey, there's another one.
OK, I definitely did not put this up. We're already celebrating his CFL career, we are not doing two separate Troy Davis Days. That is not the Cyclone way. Looks into distance. Oh no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
What is it?