You know the drill, here's the stats:

PAULA Citations: 15
Public Urination Citations: 1
Open Container in Public Citations: 32
Public Consumption of Liquor: 0
Interference with Official Acts w/Injury
Public Intox: 14

Possession of Controlled Substance: 1

Possession of Fake DL:2

Jail Transports: 12

WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN!

Alesch, Kristen Colleen, 19 of Iowa City, IA for Interference w/official acts, body injury & Public Intox at Melrose/Melrose Cir at 0942 hours. Alesch was carrying an open container of Busch Light & a flask of vodka. Alesch ran from officers. Pursuing officer sustained minor abrasion on his knee. Alesch blew .083 PBT.

Maybe she was looking for Kyle Meyer?

Weeks, Liza Marie, 34 of Cedar Rapids, IA for Public Intox at Carver Hawkeye arena at 1100 hours. Weeks was found unresponsive on the bathroom floor. Weeks had poor balance and slurred speech. Weeks refused PBT.

Wrong place buddy.

Rogers, Moses P, 18 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1159 hours. Rogers was found in the women's restroom, locked in a stall. Rogers had unsteady balance & admitted drinking. Refused PBT.

This one is a genius.

Meyers, Trisha Alane, 39 of Jessup, IA for Public Intox at Melrose/Evashevski at 1312 hours. Meyers had an open can of Bud Light & was issued a citation. Meyers became belligerent and refused to walk away & began to mock the officers. Meyers blew .241 PBT.

And finally,

Murray, Kyle Roman, 20 of Mankao, MN for Public Intox and Possession of a Controlled Substance at Kinnick at 1355 hours. Murray attempted to steal an ESPN banner at KInnick. Murray had an odor of an alcoholic beverage on his person and had an unsteady balance. Murray refused PBT. Upon search of incident three pills were found in his wallet.