In an effort to some how influence the outcome, I am pulling my fat lazy ass out of my lazy boy and traveling a great distance to the Mecca that is Kinnick to pray over this team and will them to victory over Minnesota. Having suffered in person last year the grand pissing away of a victory at Minnesota, I come to witness redemption and hopefully the beginning of salvaging something from this misery laden season.

I am also dropping this tip for the coaching staff with some 43 hours to prepare before kickoff, you may want to work on the possibility of an onside kick. In fact I think it is possible they may do an onside every time they kickoff. I know you don't believe this and have failed to suspect an onside or as a minimum refused to cover it the last dozen or so times it has been attempted. I know this is not part of the Ferentz Doctrine which clearly states "we will niether use or defend against deception in any form under any circumstance" but please WATCH FOR THE ONSIDE.

Hoping for a victorious day.....we will see you Saturday.