Welp, it was a pathetic result on the football field and a pathetic party in Iowa City. Here's the stats:

PAULA Citations: 5
Public Urination Citations: 0
Open Container in Public Citations: 25
Public Consumption of Liquor: 0
OWI:2
Public Intoxication:6
Criminal Trespass:1
Jail Transports: 3

And a couple violators:

Murphy, Elizabeth Ann, 18 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at 609 Melrose at 0947 hours. Murphy was sitting in a parking lot drive with a friend standing over her. Murphy had extremely slurred speech & had poor balance. Murphy blew .270 PBT.

Lewis, Cody James, 21 of Cedar Rapids, IA for Trespass at Kinnick Stadium at 1244 hours. Lewis was ejected from Kinnick for smoking. Lewis returned less than five minutes later & was encountered by the same officers who had ejected him.

Miller, Cory John, 34 of Waterloo, IA for Public Intox at Dental Lot at 1332 hours. Miller was urinating between two parked cars. Miller had slurred speech and was unsteady on his feet. Miller had cuts on his hand & knee from falling down. Miller blew .150 PBT.

And that's about it. No shitting down a leg. No passing out in a gutter. No + .300 PBT. The weather yesterday was lame. The pregame just seemed a little lame and the game itself. Fuck. Pretty poor showing all around.