I've included these in INP but they may just deserve their own FanPost. The University of Iowa Police issue a release following each home football game. Here are the stats following Saturday's game:

Public Intoxication: 27

Disorderly Conduct: 1

Interference with Official Acts:1

PAULA Citations: 10

Public Urination Citations: 0

Open Container in Public Citations: 33

Public Consumption of Liquor: 0

Here are some of the better, er, worst offenders:

Schon, Patrick Paul, 43 of Glidden, IA for Public Intox at UI Hospital Main Ent at 1239 hours. Schon
attempted to use a glass window as an entrance at the hospital. Schon blew .310 PBT.

and

Tipps, James Michael, 24 of Wapello, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1436 hours. Tipps was
staggering from side to side & was spitting seeds on people. Tipps had slurred speech. Tipps blew .231
PBT.

and

Brummer, Jacob Nicholas, 21 of Cedar Rapids, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1554 hours.
Brummer was throwing up inside the stadium. Brummer was slouched over. Brummer stated it was 21st
birthday" & had too much to drink. Brummer blew .123 PBT.

and

Brown, Molly Elizabeth, 18 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1544 hours. Brown was
passed out in the women's restroom. Brown defecated down her leg. Brown blew .170 PBT.