Short, sweet, and effective -- I like it! -- rb
Thanks for stopping by Greg.
No problem Gary. But I gotta make this quick. I gotta get that offense clicking.
This won't take long, believe me.
Greg, we have some pretty important boosters here. And once in a while I like to bring one in to rub elbows with our coaches. Helps keep them involved in the program.
I understand, Gary. I'd love to meet one of our supporters. When would you like to set it up?
He's here now actually. Mr. Hammaker?
Good morning, gents! I must say it is a pleasure to see you in person, Mr. Davis.
Why thank you Mr. Hammaker. We certainly appreciate your backing and everything you boosters do.
Well Mr. Davis. I do what I can. In fact, I have something for you today which I think will help get our offense on track.
Really? What is it?
I've put together a highlight reel of every single bubble screen play from the last five years in college football.
Wow! That's great! When could I see that? That would really get our offense moving!
It's right over there in that closet. Go get it!
Thanks Mr. Hammaker!
/goes over to closet, opens it
/head goes flying a good 35 yards, which, ironically, is further than any play Iowa has run from scrimmage this season
Thank God that's over. Cornshoe, could you send him in please?
Don't worry, Gary. I'll make sure we get some points on the board in no time.
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