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Gary Barta Fixes The Iowa Offense

Short, sweet, and effective -- I like it! -- rb

Iconbarta_medium_medium Thanks for stopping by Greg.

Gerg_icon_medium_medium No problem Gary. But I gotta make this quick. I gotta get that offense clicking.

Iconbarta_medium_medium This won't take long, believe me.

Iconbarta_medium_medium Greg, we have some pretty important boosters here. And once in a while I like to bring one in to rub elbows with our coaches. Helps keep them involved in the program.

Gerg_icon_medium_medium I understand, Gary. I'd love to meet one of our supporters. When would you like to set it up?

Iconbarta_medium_medium He's here now actually. Mr. Hammaker?

Iconcornshoes_medium Good morning, gents! I must say it is a pleasure to see you in person, Mr. Davis.

Gerg_icon_medium_medium Why thank you Mr. Hammaker. We certainly appreciate your backing and everything you boosters do.

Iconcornshoes_medium Well Mr. Davis. I do what I can. In fact, I have something for you today which I think will help get our offense on track.

Gerg_icon_medium_medium Really? What is it?

Iconcornshoes_medium I've put together a highlight reel of every single bubble screen play from the last five years in college football.

Gerg_icon_medium_medium Wow! That's great! When could I see that? That would really get our offense moving!

Iconcornshoes_medium It's right over there in that closet. Go get it!

Gerg_icon_medium_medium Thanks Mr. Hammaker!

Gerg_icon_medium_medium /goes over to closet, opens it

Iconcannon_medium BOOM

Gerg_icon_medium_medium /head goes flying a good 35 yards, which, ironically, is further than any play Iowa has run from scrimmage this season

Iconbarta_medium_medium Thank God that's over. Cornshoe, could you send him in please?

Iconcornshoes_medium Righty-O, Bloodpunch!

Iconmccaffrey_medium_medium Don't worry, Gary. I'll make sure we get some points on the board in no time.

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