no poopy no poopy no poopy Mandatory Credit: Kevin Jairaj-US PRESSWIRE
Backstory: One of the features of the SBN blogging platform is a built-in photo editor that provides us with easy access to hundreds of photos from Getty Images and U.S. Presswire. It's pretty spiffy. The photo editors are tied to each site so the default display of images for each site should -- in theory -- contain lots of images that feature that site's team. Unfortunately, things aren't always exactly... precise. Our default display is for "Iowa," but that doesn't just grab images related to the Iowa Hawkeyes -- it also grabs images related to Iowa State and UNI. So I've been staring at this picture of Rhoads in the photo editor for the last three goddamn weeks and it's been driving me mildly insane. Hence, this poll.
What the hell is going on with Paul Rhoads' facial expression in this picture?
What's going through Paul Rhoads' head?
"NO POOPY PANTS NO POOPY PANTS NO POOPY PANTS" (210 votes)
"Goddammit, I knew I shouldn't have agreed to take the podium after Weis..." (35 votes)
"What do you mean, 'Is it weird to have both an overall record under .500 and several high-profile upsets?'" (60 votes)
"I am TOO PROUD to cry, gosh darn it. TOO PROUD." (176 votes)
"Shut up, reporter-man, JarSteele BarJantz is too going to be the bestest QB in the entire Big 12!" (20 votes)
"No, Jeff does not have anger management issues. He is not a raging Woody!" (15 votes)
Other (hit up the comments) (17 votes)
533 total votes