How is Hamsterdam like Kevin Durant? It can't beat the Heat! Har har! Snort!
What's that? You don't like my joke? Well, I said it was punny, not funny. Ah crap, I think the heat has fried my brain. I've had to golf twice this week for work-related functions and 5 hours in 100-degree weather is never good, even if it's only golf.
Anyway, Go LeBron!*
*this sentiment brought to you by HawKCP