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Iowa State at Iowa (-5) Vegas lines involving Iowa always list the exact number of points Iowa...
Iowa State at Iowa (-5)
Vegas lines involving Iowa always list the exact number of points Iowa will score on that day behind the team. This line clearly means Iowa will win 5-4, because they are Iowa and are capable of doing amazing things with just five one-point safeties off blocked extra points. (All courtesy of Tim "Verti-bro" Hanley, walk-on special teamer with a nine-foot wingspan and a severe case of vertigo.)
— Betting tips from Spencer at the mothership.
We'd shake our fist angrily, but we're pretty sure this is an accurate description of how the BOLD NEW IOWA OFFENSE intends to score all its points. /resumes crying in the corner
