IT'S MY GODDAMN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO BITCH OUT INCOMPETENT REFEREES AND TELL THEM WHAT A BUNCH OF COMPLETELY SHIT-BRAINED ASSCLOWNS I THINK THEY ARE.
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG -- IT'S FLATTERING AS HELL THAT THEY'RE GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO CHANGE THE RULES BECAUSE OF ME. BOBBY THREW A CHAIR AND CHOKED A BITCH AND THEY NEVER DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
SUCK IT, KNIGHT!
Well, they said it's bad sportsmanship and they want to clean that up, so --
/dismissive wanking motion
THEY CARE ABOUT "SPORTSMANSHIP" WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT FOR THEM AND NOT A SECOND LONGER.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ISN'T VERY SPORTING? ED HIGHTOWER PRANCING AROUND LIKE A GODDAMN SHOW PONY. ARE THEY OUTLAWING THAT TOO?
Uh, I don't think so.
COLOR ME SHOCKED.
Right. My source in the NCAA office also said it was a safety issue.
Yeah. I think they're afraid you might snap and do this to Ed.
NONSENSE. I'D USE MY BARE FISTS TO TEACH HIM SOME RESPECT.
(all apologies to Horace and storminspank, who made the original images used here)
OR A CHAIR.
Speaking of that... he also said they're concerned about escalation.
Yeah. Like this.
NONSENSE! THAT'S RIDICULOUS! SERIOUSLY, DON'T THEY KNOW MOST OF THE CHAIRS IN THE ARENA ARE BOLTED DOWN? I KNOW, I'VE CHECKED.
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