[EDIT: Night three of this Hamsterdam, we'll have a new one up for the weekend tomorrow. Don't forget to check out Ross' followup Relegation-themed article posted just an hour ago. Fascinating stuff. I'll stop back for some Hamsterdamming after I'm through reading his tome]
8-12 months for Derrick Rose in his ACL recovery. The instant I move to Chicago D-Rose is done for effectively two seasons. FML. Whatever I did to whatever deity is up there, I take it back. I take it back, Ingvi Freyr!
I need something to cheer me up. Something even stronger than Nyan Cat. Dallas Clark vs Purdue? Nah, that was an entire decade ago. I'll go with the best bowl game performance in this Hawkeye's memory. OK, starting to feel better.