MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: THE FINAL

Bwo2_medium
The scene opens with the Basketball World Order in the ring

Icongatens_medium Hey yo
Icongatens_medium We're gonna do a little survey
Icongatens_medium It's real, real simple
Icongatens_medium Either you're with us...or you're against us.
Icongatens_medium So how many people here came to see football?
Crowd_inside_medium /smattering of cheers
Icongatens_medium OR...
Icongatens_medium How many people are down with the B...W...
Vandenberg_icon_medium Hey Gatens
Vandenberg_icon_medium How about we let them decide it at the bottom of the post?
Icongatens_medium Oh, looky look what we've got here. The Mandenberg.
Icongatens_medium I don't see anyone with you, Mandenberg.
Icongatens_medium You come out here by yourself, Opie?
Icongatens_medium You'd better go back to Mayberry and get Sheriff Taylor.
Vandenberg_icon_medium Oh, the Sheriff is here, Gatens, and he brought a posse with him.
Speakericon_medium AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME CUZ I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTAND

Vandenberg_icon_medium Ladies and gentlemen, KOKAINE himself...KEN O'KEEFE!
Iconokeefe_medium /walks out onto ramp
Speakericon_medium MOTOR INN WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT AND FINDING MR. RIGHT
Vandenberg_icon_medium I proudly introduce the newest horseman...CHRIS "RHABDO" DOYLE!
Chrisdoyle_icon_medium /walks out onto ramp, yells something indecipherable at bWo
Vandenberg_icon_medium These men exemplify Iowa football: Hard work. Sacrifice. Lack of a tan.
Vandenberg_icon_medium And these men are going to finish you once and...
Vandenberg_icon_medium My God.
Vandenberg_icon_medium I almost forgot the fourth horseman!


Vandenberg_icon_medium Ladies and gentlemen, "NATURE BOY" KIRK FERENTZ!

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Vandenberg_icon_mediumChrisdoyle_icon_mediumIconokeefe_medium Iconferentz_medium /walk to ring
Iconferentz_mediumIconmccaffrey_medium /stand toe to toe
Iconmccaffrey_medium These your four, Ferentz?
Iconferentz_medium These are my four.
Iconmccaffrey_medium You ready for this?
Iconferentz_medium Bring it, McCaffery.

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