MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: BORE GAMES, Part 2

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When we left two hours ago, Kirk Ferentz and Ken O'Keefe had discovered they had two hours to stop Coach Vending Machine from obtaining the launch code to KOK's top secret playbook...

Gerg_icon_medium Maybe we should --
Iconferentz_medium shhhhhhhhhh
Erik_campbell_icon_medium But Coach, if we --
Iconferentz_medium Stop it, Soup. This isn't the time.
Erik_campbell_icon_medium I was just going to say, if we --
Iconferentz_medium CAN'T YOU SEE WE HAVE A LEAD? WHY WOULD WE DO ANYTHING CRAZY? SIT IN THAT CHAIR, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND LEAVE IT TO THE DEFENSE.
Philparker_icon_medium There is no defense. If the clock runs out and we do nothing, we lose.
Iconferentz_medium Thanks for the advice, Bielema. If we just play the percentages and fair catch every --
Coachmachine_icon_medium PING
Coachmachine_icon_medium PING PING PING PING PING
Iconokeefe_medium It got the final digit. It has the launch code.
Iconokeefe_mediumIconferentz_mediumPhilparker_icon_mediumErik_campbell_icon_mediumGerg_icon_mediumVandenberg_icon_medium /look over to Coach Vending Machine's display

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Philparker_icon_medium Your secret password was 1234 KOK?
Iconokeefe_medium I know, I can't believe it figured it out either.
Iconokeefe_medium Oh no.
Iconokeefe_medium It's launching the playbook.

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Iconferentz_medium What's it doing?
Vandenberg_icon_medium It's learning.

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Iconferentz_medium How many more plays does this have, Ken?
Iconokeefe_medium Only like four or five more.

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Lightbulbs pop as the screen goes dark...

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Iconokeefe_medium Hello Nathan Chandler.
Iconferentz_medium Nathan Chandler?
Iconokeefe_medium Robot quarterback.
Iconferentz_medium Oh, right.

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Iconokeefe_mediumIconferentz_mediumPhilparker_icon_mediumErik_campbell_icon_mediumGerg_icon_mediumVandenberg_icon_medium /cheers and shouts
Iconferentz_medium Stand down the spread offense, put the veer option back on the shelf. We can go back to sitting on the ball like an egg!
Iconferentz_medium Nice work there, Ken.
Iconokeefe_medium Thank you, sir.
Iconferentz_medium Do you think the dolphins can go another day or two without you? Because I've got some unfinished business to attend to, and I could use your help.
Iconokeefe_medium We never did get our final battle together, did we?
Iconokeefe_medium Let's do it now.
Iconokeefe_medium I'm in.

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