Dr. Bloodpunch: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Deflate The Bubble

Harty_medium So, Gary, how are you guys going to deflate bubble?

Harty_medium Are you going to open all the doors and let it gently deflate?

Iconbarta_medium Well, yeah, that's something we could do...

Iconbarta_medium ... if we were totally lame. Do you think we're totally lame, Harty?

Harty_medium Um --

Iconbarta_medium IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, HARTY!

Iconbarta_medium AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T HEARD ALL ABOUT YOUR LITTLE ATTEMPT TO DEFLATE THE BUBBLE.

Harty_medium /sheepish look

Iconbarta_medium YOU'RE LUCKY WE EVEN LET YOU WITHIN 50 FEET OF THE BUBBLE NOW.

Harty_medium /nervous smile

Iconbarta_medium BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION... we're going to deflate the Bubble with panache, you lickspittle.

Harty_medium /blank stare

Iconbarta_medium With style.

Harty_medium Oh! Er, how's that going to work?

Iconbarta_medium We commissioned Josten's to make the world's largest novelty pin and we're gonna use that to pop the Bubble like a disgusting, pus-filled pimple.

Harty_medium Isn't that kind of... dangerous?

Iconbarta_medium I'LL SHOW YOU DANGEROUS!

Iconbarta_medium THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!

Moments later...

Iconbarta_medium I LAUGH AT DANGER! BLOODPUNCH RIDES AGAIN, BITCHES!

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A mighty tip of the hat to Horace E. Cow, who came up with this wonderful image.

BONUS!

Horace also came up with image, which deserved to be shared:

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Farewell, Bubble! Iowa City won't be quite the same without your unique appearance looming over that part of campus.

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