Fran and Gary Go Sideways

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At the Carver-Hawkeye Arena basketball addition, Fran McCaffery and Gary Barta recover from their defeat in the Marchifornication finals.
Franicon_medium I can't believe we lost to those bastards, Gary.

Barta2icon_medium What can you do, Fran? It's football-town.

Franicon_medium Yeah, I guess so. It's just I've been trying so hard to turn Iowa into a basketball school, keep everything on an even keel, telling people not to go sideways (in a variety of contexts)... it's just frustrating.

Barta2icon_medium Shoot, Franchise, you need to relax. Marchifornication's over and you've earned a break.

Franicon_medium Hey, you're right! I have earned a break.

Barta2icon_medium Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Franicon_medium Barta2icon_medium LET'S GO SIDEWAYS!

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Franicon_medium WAIT WAIT WAIT!

Barta2icon_medium What? We were just starting to have fun!

Franicon_medium No! We've gone too far sideways! Look at my face!

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Franbeardicon_medium We must have gone into some Lost-style parallel dimension when we chased that tornado. Who knows if I'm even the coach at Iowa anymore! Wait, what's this printout in my pocket...

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Franicon_medium Barta2icon_medium WE HAVE TO GO BACK! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

Several tedious and ultimately unsatisfying hours of television later, Fran and Gary make their way back to Carver ...

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Franicon_medium Barta2icon_medium Let us never speak of this again.

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