Scene: The Iowa locker room moments before taking on Illinois in the Big Ten Tournament.
Can I have your attention please?
I have something I think you all ought to know about. It seems that the NCAA Tournament Selection Committee doesn't think too highly of our RPI. They thought we'd be bad enough to finish low enough to the point where they could select Northwestern and exclude all of our seniors from post-season play, in favor of better personnel.
We might make the CBI or even the NIT, but there still won't be an at-large NCAA bid.
Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.
GO HAWKS!!!!