NUMBER ONE SEED: KIRK FERENTZ

First Round: Defeated A.J. Derby 463-108.

NUMBER FIVE SEED: FRAN McCAFFERY

First Round: Defeated Norm Parker 350-257.

So we settle in for this long-anticipated second round matchup.
Iowa's two most prominent coaches squaring off, and I'm not sure we know what to...
Hey yo Billionaire Kirk

/walk to ring
You'd better get your guys, because it's time we end this
Oh no
Vandenberg is on O'Keefe Island and Ken O'Keefe is nowhere to be found
Ferentz needs some help, and there's nobody here on his side
Gatens and Brommer have entered the ring
And...dear God. McCaffery has a chair

/attack Ferentz
THIS IS OUR SCHOOL NOW KIRK
WHERE IS YOUR PRECIOUS FOOTBALL NOW KIRK?
YOUR TIME IS UP
THERE IS A NEW BASKETBALL WORLD ORDER

Here comes Barta!
Yeah! Here comes the sheriff! Go get 'em, Gary!
/runs into ring
/stop pulverizing Ferentz, back away slowly
/looks at McCaffery
/looks at Barta
/nods
/nods
What?
NO!
/attacks Ferentz
You been BLOODPUNCHED, son! BWO 4 LIFE!
Barta has joined BWO! Bah gawd!
/celebrate in the ring

...TO BE CONTINUED