MARCHIFORNICATION 2012, ROUND TWO: VANDENBERG vs. BARTA

NUMBER THREE SEED: JAMES VANDENBERG

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Round One: Defeated Big Ron and The Noodle 363-140.

NUMBER TWO SEED: "BLOODPUNCH" GARY BARTA

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Round One: Defeated Scare-Center 280-137.

Iconbarta_medium Hey
Iconbarta_medium Hey hey hey
Iconbarta_medium Before we begin, let me address this issue with Gatens and Brommer.
Iconbarta_medium I don't know what their problem is, but they've asked me to name a team of three, and I told them I would today.
Iconbarta_medium I choose Kirk Ferentz...
Iconferentz_medium What's up, Farta?
Vandenberg_icon_medium LOL
Iconbarta_medium Stop calling me Farta
Iconferentz_medium I'll try to muster up another nickname, but in the meantime, you're Farta.
Iconbarta_medium I choose Kirk Ferentz, James Vandenberg...
Vandenberg_icon_medium LOL Farta that's hilarious coach.
Iconbarta_medium ...and Ken O'Keefe!
Iconbarta_medium ...
Iconbarta_medium ...
Iconbarta_medium Ken O'Keefe!
Iconbarta_medium ...
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Vandenberg_icon_medium He's saving the dolphins on Ken O'Keefe Island, Mr. Barta.
Iconbarta_medium Well, James, go get him.
Iconbarta_medium Before you go, though, get me a cup of coffee, would you?
Iconbarta_medium There's a machine in the basement.

So, it looks like they're both staying in Marchifornication, but the games must be played, so who wins Round Two?

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