As Marchifornication Commissioner, and on behalf of the entire Marchifornication crew, welcome to Marchifornication V! Marchifornication is the annual celebration of BHGP, Iowa athletics, and complete batshit insanity! If this is your first Marchifornication, greetings and enjoy the ride. If you are a Marchifornication veteran, you already know what to expect.
The Marchifornication Selection Saturday Special will take place this Saturday, March 3. The games will begin Monday, March 5. In the meantime, please enjoy this video of me doing what I do best: Making bread.