The Hawkeyes Name Defensive Backs Coach Phil Parker Defensive Coordinator
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Well ok then.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
A month ago, this would not have surprised me
After this long of a wait, I’m surprised we went in-house.
How do they have to wait to announce that...
Will the UI have to advertise just like they did with the DC?
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
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by The Bird Cult on Feb 7, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
I believe the rule states that if it's an internal promotion a posting isn't necessary.
Though that may just be me being gullible and listening to other peoples.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
But that's what they did here and they still posted the job.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Feb 7, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's because it wasn't an immediate hire.
Just because Parker ended up getting the DC job doesn’t mean that KF didn’t take applications.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Any thought to if they offered someone else and couldn't get the deal done
Would Phil stick around through that?
I’m not wearing underwear…what if I pre my pants?
by three and out the kok story on Feb 7, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
Contacted? Absolutely Offered? Most likely not.
The staff was never interested enough to offer Herrmann and the administration wasn’t going to sign off on Bradley.
Also, the chances were very very good that Phil (and Wilson too, most likely) was going to bolt if someone was hired.
Wait, it gets crazier
GarmanSports Andy Garman
In addition, Darrell Wilson switches from LB to Secondary coach. Reese Morgan switching from OL coach to DL
seriously?
To summarize
1) He is unproven. He’s only been a coach with official positional responsibility for one season. While the New England TEs were impressive this year, and Brian deserves credit, the lion’s share of the reason/credit belongs elsewhere (Brady, Belichick, Brady again, the innate talent of Gronk and Hernandez)
2) Coaching nepotism rarely works out. If he were brought in, Brian would immediately be the heir presumptive (even more so if Kirk is clearing out positional coaches for him). This causes friction with the other, more established coaches and his immediate supervisor, whomever the offensive coordinator turns out to be. If there is disagreement/issues between Brian and the OC, how secure do you think the OC will feel in trying to impose his will/thoughts if Brian can just run to daddy? Kirk would always have the ultimate decision in event of differing opinions, but it’s scary to think what happens if there is inherent bias towards one side in any such disagreement.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
For better or worse
I think this is happening. I wonder how much oversight KF has over the OL and if that will increase if Brian comes aboard.
I’m not wearing underwear…what if I pre my pants?
by three and out the kok story on Feb 7, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
This is a terrible idea
especially if neither Woods and/or Raih are elevated to official positional coaches. It will be, effectively, Kirk clearing people out of the way so that his son can take over for him, eventually. I’m not a fan of these moves.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I think if Brian comes in to coach OL…
Soup gets OC and QBs
Woods gets LBs
Raih gets WRs
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Feb 7, 2012 5:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Why wouldn't Soup get OC and WR
and Raih the QBs.
I thought that was his background.
I’m not wearing underwear…what if I pre my pants?
by three and out the kok story on Feb 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, because clearly KF puts so much stock in background as positional coaches
See former Oline now Dline coach Reese Morgan or college football LB, secondary coach Darrell Wilson
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I think Ferentz wants his OC to coach QBs
And Riah could probably do either.
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Feb 7, 2012 5:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think it might be simpler for a former QB coach to move to WR.
Doc and Morehouse made a good point when the mentioned that OCs generally work with the OL or QB because those are the positions which influence the offense the most. Giving Soup QB and OC duties wouldn’t be overly outrageous while Riah moves on to WR coach.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
Or not
KOK wasn’t the QB coach when he first got here, that was Chuck Long. Granted his work ethic doomed the experiment, but that doesn’t mean that KF wouldn’t have Raih coach the QBs while Soup handles the WRs
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It isn't so much a question of Riah to WR
It is Soup to QBs. I get that you need the OC and QB on the same page. However, I would think that there are so many mechanics involved in throwing that you need someone with experience in that specific area. I think the same point applies to other position coaches, but it just seems so much a larger part of the QB coaches job.
I’m not wearing underwear…what if I pre my pants?
by three and out the kok story on Feb 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
I assume WR coaches already work with the QBs a bit anyway.
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Feb 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Honestly, I've often seen Soup talking to Stanzi and Vandy while pointing to the field and making throwing motions (and pointing some more)
so I didn’t think they were just shooting the shit on the sidelines.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 7, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
Fall is gnat season in Iowa City.
Everyone makes that motion in the fall. Actually, spring too.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 7, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
IOWA
Gnats, corn, and AIRBHG.
18 year old recruit, you would look great in black and gold.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
No, AIRBHG.
Sorry, I mean yes, AIRBHG.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 7, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
/breaks leg off in freak flash-sinkhole accident
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He isn't Joe Philbin
but he’s done a decent job with the Oline. And has ZERO experience coaching the Dline/defenses generally. I’d rather have Woods coaching the D-line.
And, though this is still speculation so caveats galore, I really don’t like the idea of bringing in a guy with exactly one year of positional coaching responsibility whose only qualification is his last name as the O-line coach and the dauphin presumptive.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Feb 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If KF is the OL guru wouldn't Brian be very familiar with O-Line theory.
I mean he did play center under KF and has probably been shooting the shit about Olines with his dad for forever. I don’t think Kirk would put in a position where failure was an option or if he didn’t think his son was ready. Having his 1 son being the position coach for another son, that has to be something Kirk would revel in.
by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 7, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Which is interesting
Brian’s current (former?) boss, Bill Belichick, basically grew up in the office of his coach father.
BB does NOT hand out gimme jobs. He gave Brian the TE job because he thought he’d earned it. Being a Ferentz may have gotten him in the door, but he has had to prove himself.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Coaches coach football
Reese Morgan coached for almost 20 years at multiple successful high school programs before joining the Iowa staff.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
I would imagine
That this is something of a promotion for Morgan considering Ferentz’s involvment in the OL.
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Feb 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Also, folks are discounting Reese as a coach generally
If you were in Iowa City during his time at IC West…man. That program was a DUMPSTER FIRE before he got there. total dumpster fire. Epic national embarrassment. I think he’s likely a lot more versatile than folks are giving him credit for.
I wonder if there’s a chance soup gets the OL and we have a dedicated QB coach.
whoops
that’s supposed to read something about paul bermister being amazing.
but seriously, i lived it and played it. West didn’t win a game for like 6 years, yet when i went there i was part of back-to-back state championship teams, and when Morgan left it all came crashing down.
Clash of the Titans, for 6 years the 2 best teams in the state were in Iowa City.
96 here.
I actually got in a brief minor altercation on the field at halftime of the battle for the boot when the West flag guy wanted to harass the band (I was one of the drum majors). I imagine we are known to one another. Or were, 15 years ago.
Either of you swimmers?
If so, which one of you bastards stole our banner (CRWash) at the 1995 state swim meet?!?!?!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
hah. No. I'll run right out and call Matt Hamer, though.
It was probably him (first individual state swimming champ in CHS history, IIRC).
That's a good guess.
And the second time I’ve seen Matt’s name today.
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
Haha, I remember that.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
by Bucketochicken on Feb 7, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, that was my brother's class.
Man, we did not like CR Wash.
by The Naked Bootleg on Feb 7, 2012 9:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Maybe you should have been better so you wouldn't always lose to us
I keed, I keed
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I seem to remember a couple foreign exchange swimmers that helped you out one year.
Poor Karl forced to swim breast and fly instead of back and IM.
by The Naked Bootleg on Feb 8, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
That was my freshmen year
and the City High coach bitched and moaned about it all year. All the while conveniently ignoring that she had imported a state champion diver from Spain a fewer years prior.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Nice to (re)meet you.
I played a sport that requires riots, violence, racial slurs, match fixing, and annoying horns that sound like a lifetime of beehives.
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
I don't remember much about City's soccer program, but I definitely hated the IC West program.
I respected the shit out of them, but as a Muskie I had no choice but to hate them for consistently keeping us out of the state tournament and being dicks about it.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
City had Kaeding and won state his SR year.
This is everything I know about them
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
My friend.....
Kaeding went to West High
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
ah crap. nevermind then.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE NATE KAEDING?!!?!?
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 7, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
YEAH YOU ARE!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 7, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
As in "My dear friend you are mistaken", not "Kaeding is my buddy"
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
I am Nate Kaeding....
and I piss awesomeness and sweat victory.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
by Kluginator on Feb 8, 2012 7:56 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
and laugh with the cavernous yalp
of one who has slain and seen the eyes of the damned as the light of life wanes and they are embraced by a cold fate
It is like climbing a high mountain and finding nothing at the top except a restaurant where they sell ginger beer, surrounded by fog but equipped with wireless.
it was West
and then we broke his collar bone.
Well then I KNOW you know some of my friends
If by extracurricular you mean Varsity Joint Rolling, Acid Club, and the ever-popular “Potatoes are Pipes, Too.”
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Somehow, this statement does not shock me.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Why even join the conversation?
Iowa City natives talking about school and then someone from out of nowhere takes a swipe. Oh, that’s what they call trolling!
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 8, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Lighten up, Francis
It is like climbing a high mountain and finding nothing at the top except a restaurant where they sell ginger beer, surrounded by fog but equipped with wireless.
by Lycurgus on Feb 8, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh. Mine was the year on the Little Hawk
That we ran the “drugs are a great equalizer, joining rich, poor, nerd and burnout” 4-page joint feature. THAT was a fun critique on Monday morning. Rarely have I been so glad to be in no way involved with a project.
Generationally, y'all are about 15 years younger than me (6 degrees of separation)
But it is neat – and sometimes really weird – posting about high school/college stuff here because you start to bump into people that actually know you – Iowa isn’t that big.
I’ve chatted with a few of you on here before about Iowa high school jazz competitions in the late 70s – I was the guitar player for Roosevelt from 77-80 – and I remember walking across Iowa’s campus as a sophomore in 81-82 and have people come up to me and say “Hey, aren’t you (fill in the blank?) – you guys had a great band!”
I worked the kitchen at Burge for pocket money, serving food, and I had people recognize me who were standing in the serving line… the hilarious thing was I didn’t recognize most of them because they went to small town schools and would see us compete at the festivals but in a different division than theirs, but from 77-80 Roosevelt, Hoover, and Valley had very, very good jazz bands and we were very competitive with each other… it was funny, everyone hated Hoover – mostly because Ron Bantani, their band director, had them playing the same three songs the entire festival season to the point they had them memorized so of course they played them great. Jansen, our director, insisted that we play different sets and actually Learn something in the process, so there was some friction there. Hoover beat us in the 79 finals doing that same three songs thing – we were a little too ambitious (shrug). Anyway, we were friends with the Valley band as we had a common enemy (Hoover) and the Valley kids didn’t act like huge dicks when we played against each other. They just wanted to hear good music.
We didn’t do State in ‘80 because our whole marching went to Florida during Spring Break and State Jazz Championships were right after – I think we would have won anyway, even with a week off, we had an awesome ensemble that year, but c’lest la vie.
If you were in high school jazz band in the late 70s, and went to the competitions, you know who I am :)
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Feb 8, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Now I know you know my friends. They were on the Little Hawk. No more information or secret identities will be revealed!!
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 8, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. I kind of want to get my 95 yearbook
But I’m sure I loaned it out to a friend of mine from 95 who inexplicably didn’t get one, and I don’t know that he still remembers that it’s mine.
I was on The Torch at CRKennedy
and I remember that feature (we subscribed to several eastern Iowa high school pubs).
Also, we used to drool over west high’s style (very hipster- it was hipster before hipster- at the time) and enjoyed a lot about the city high paper too (especially the writing).
I went to Journalism Camp at the University of Iowa the summer before my senior year (yup, j-nerd with a focus on photojournalism though I was a writer at the time) and we were all drooling over several papers from around the midwest and both Iowa City public schools were among them.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 8, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
my favorite memory, perhaps ever
is of an encounter at a fraternity conference. My roommate in my chapter was news editor of the campus newspaper. I made some references to my high school newspaper and its high quality. He sort of laughed me off. Then we were at a conference in Lincoln, and a guy from GW said, “wait. You wrote on the Little Hawk? we loved that paper.” It was weird. we rolled up to the NHSPA conference in san francisco, and one of our columnists had groupies….
WSS had a nice layout; I was more conservative. The runner-up for exec basically wanted the LH to look like the Utne Reader; I was glad the other guy got it. Because I am boring.
That feature was amazing. Man, was that an expletive-filled critique.
Please yes
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
Makes no sense
Wilson played LB in college, and has never coached defensive backs, at any level. Why the sudden change? Unless he’s really the Special Teams coach with a secondary responsibility as the Secondary coach, which will really be Parker.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Ferentz played linebacker and was a standout offensive line coach in the pros.
Soup was a defensive back at Michigan, then became a standout wide receivers coach.
I think there’s a fair amount of flexibility when it comes to position coach responsibilities/assignments.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 7, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I agree
but not this late in their respective careers. Wilson has been a defensive, and LB coach, for a LONG time. I know coaches sometimes have to move around (see e.g. Kaz) but this just seems odd given how long they’ve been doing what they’ve been doing, to suddenly have everyone move one seat to their left.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I see what you're saying.
Maybe Wilson has a burning itch to coach defensive backs.
It is a little strange.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Just guessing here
but I think (and hope) this is just a ploy to have a dedicated Special Teams coach in everything but official title.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm actually wondering if some of the current coaches agreed to stick around until next year before leaving
(they’ve worked this hard at continuity, I don’t think they want Iowa to have to start all over and endure a 1998-99 again) so I’m wondering if the coaches that were leaving were moved to less permanent positions, while the ones who will be here were put in positions that KF thought they’d excel at, where they could do well long term (like 6-8 years).
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
That could be a partial explanation
what with the rumors that Reese Morgan was going to retire soon and Wilson, presumably, being less than thrilled about getting passed over.
In the On Iowa podcast, Morehouse mentioned how this is kind of Ferentz’s last shot, he has to get these hires right or he really risks the same fate that befell Hayden in his last years (best assistants gone, replacements nowhere near their level). Maybe, however, it is a multi-year/step (this year and next) process.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
A lot of guys are.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
by Bucketochicken on Feb 7, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions 12 recs
Some will show you with a popped collar
others will just roofie the girl you’re trying to hook up with.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 7, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, at least the nice ones share.
Maybe that’s going to far.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 7, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
Well, Phil does yell and scream - so those of us that want a coach that shows emotion
Regularly on the sidelines as the DC, you got it…
The dude has paid his dues, with 20+ years in as a secondary coach…
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
I don't have a problem with this
other than it could have been fucking done in December. Maybe it took this long because KF was saving the announcement like he hordes timeouts.
The positional coach changes make no fucking sense, however.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Feb 7, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
2012, dude.
I agree with that whole f’n comment.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Chinese Fire Drill!
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Feb 7, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions
Iowa's open (to the public) practice was mentioned in the release too
April 14th
Spring tailgatin’
seriously?
Just remember not to drink in the Kinnick lot if you're taller than 6'3" and easily recognizable.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
This rule is almost as hard to remember as the ISU rule of...
Don’t rob a Hardee’s if you’re 6’8", black, and wearing your ISU letterman jacket.
by jakeic on Feb 7, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Dang, I will actually be in Iowa then
but at my brother’s wedding in Grimes
by Captain n Diet Coker on Feb 7, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
No, Herrmann was the guy...
But much like Vince McMahon, KF hates it when his surprises are spoiled, so he swerved us all. Except because he’s Kirk Ferentz his swerve was the most vanilla swerve possible, going right back to what we all expected two months ago.
I think. I don’t know.
My head hurts. I’m going to go get some ice cream.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Maybe it'll end up being a Dusty finish at Kirk's presser tomorrow.
by George Washington Eagleclaw on Feb 7, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FVfZ6FwlAUw/TA5S0YkMUgI/AAAAAAAABlY/KhzdU5UsoBo/s1600/M5rRJXZvVO1iZRA.jpg
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
but ice cream does not stop a head hurting
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks Kirk...
I mean seriously, thanks for getting someone like Bradley. Thanks for thinking outside the box. Thanks for delaying the announcement of an internal promotion during recruiting season until after signing day… Thanks for getting paid millions to be average. Hell, just make Ross WB the new OC and let’s be done with it and admit Iowa State is the better team. Fooking pissed and nauseous! I want KF to retire!!
by Harrison Cougars on Feb 7, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions
Easy, killer.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
by Bucketochicken on Feb 7, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
No shit
I don’t mind it. Sometimes its best to get “your guy” settled in right away when talking about recruits. Maybe KF thinks it was best to hold off on hirings BEFORE signing day because that could changes some of the recruit’s minds.
White Horn Gold Pants
Hooray, promotion!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 7, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You Have My Official Endorsement, Bro!!
Go Get Some!!
by Harrison Cougars on Feb 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like a shitty endorsement
when you say that he’ll will up making Iowa State the better team.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 7, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
I'll go ahead and purchase the
firerosswb.com domain name now.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Feb 7, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
nooooooooooooo
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'd write for that site!
lolwut jk <3 RossWB
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 7, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'll post the opening announcement soon
then just hire someone I already know
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Feb 7, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
WOOOO
Congrats! Now your Wiki and Webster’s pages will need some editing.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 7, 2012 5:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I gots to go updated my profile on LinkedIn and then have them send a million annoying updates to my contacts.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But when will you have time for the "We must break you" posts
I’m not wearing underwear…what if I pre my pants?
by three and out the kok story on Feb 7, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Over my dead body.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 7, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You mean like he does every time he posts?
by clay-born to party on Feb 7, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Sadly,
I’m leaning toward agreeing with him on this issue.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
I most certainly do not.
By all accounts Tom Bradley said he wasn’t going to be coaching this year, only a head coaching job. We signed 24 recruits, it was a very solid recruiting class in general and I don’t recall us missing out on anybody we thought we would get, besides Curry but that was more Kaz I am assuming. We don’t know what the process was, maybe he was really looking for an outside hire and it didn’t work out. Maybe the position coach changes had to go into effect for it to work out, and could have been contingent on whether Brian Ferentz was going to come back to coach the OL. If we would have lost a bunch of recruits because of the uncertainty I would agree with him, but alas we didn’t.
by clay-born to party on Feb 7, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
I don't really see
how the uncertainty could have been a positive. It may not have hurt us as some expected, but I don’t see how it helps us.
And it sets up Phil to look like a second-choice.
I don’t hate Phil, and I pretty much expected this in the week or two after Norm retired. I just didn’t expect it to take 2 months.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
great movie
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
Agree!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 7, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
.

Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
@keepitupguys
by sailorjerry on Feb 7, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't understand this picture.
Are you equating the guy whose opinion you’re trying to dismiss with Jesus? Seems odd.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, there's also that aspect. Strange.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
more of 'he thinks he's jesus' maybe?
but i just liked the picture. the rest of the coolstorybro images weren’t as good. agreed, no religion.
Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
@keepitupguys
Gotcha. Mystery solved!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 8, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
I'm glad you self-censored "Fucking". We don't allow swearing here.
Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.
darn tootin'
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You're goddam-fucking right
we don’t allow any shitty-ass swearing here.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Harrison Cougars, you're my hero.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 7, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
this can only be described as...
underwhelming.
by jakeic on Feb 7, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Is anyone really suprised
that Ferentz pulled a Ferentz with his coaching decisions so far?
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Feb 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions
Believe it or not, but I was naively optimistic.
Never shall I be again. Ferentz is boring and a stick in the mud. In the world of college football, that’s not a good thing.
meh
Unless you coach in the Midwest and people care more about your personality than a winning a football team.
meh
Great post.
Trolls fanbase and coach in one swoop. Very skilled troll you’ve become.
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus Christ, this whole post is one big troll.
For either side or everyone in between. I love the passive-aggressive trolling, too. Keep at it!
meh
I was congratulating YOUR passive aggressive troll.
Tyger1147, I am not being passive aggressive. I staunchly disagree with your view of Iowa football, and the occasionally arrogant approaches you employ to make your points. Fact is, you hate Kirk Ferentz. And you can’t move beyond that, and your posts have become trollish. WE ALL GET YOU HATE IOWA HEAD FOOTBALL COACH KIRK FERENTZ. And that you also think people who disagree with you are idiots who couldn’t come close to grasping the D1 WORLD OF ATHLETIC STUDS that you have a complete mastery of. I am not passive aggressive. Your views are narrow and lack creativity, and are always void of giving someone the benefit of the doubt. I am not passive aggressive, at all. But I do know that discourse over a message board usually doesn’t accomplish much, given you have already declared: “fuck them”. Whelp, fuck you tyger, take your troll shit elsewhere.
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't often agree with Tyger,
but he does post some interesting stuff sometimes.
I’m not a fan of his declarations of people being “passive-aggressive” or “apologists”, but he isn’t a complete troll jerk. Those people tend to be Nebraska or Ohio State fans.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Only Iowa could wait two months to announce a promotion from within
Oh well, hope the defenses are good. Bet Phil does a nice job.
by George Washington Eagleclaw on Feb 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions
What if they wanted Hermann and couldn't afford him at the end?
Entirely possible there was an outside candidate that we couldn’t close on.
Kozan question
Is he off limits to contact? I am not sure if this is a “silent period.” However, if it is, given that the OC and position coach he was expecting are both gone, I have trouble thinking he would sign here.
I’m not wearing underwear…what if I pre my pants?
by three and out the kok story on Feb 7, 2012 5:40 PM CST reply actions
Yeah,
I think the most optimistic chance is 40 or 50% that he’ll sign with the Hawks.
Looks like Michigan and Auburn continue to be the high-class institutions, in terms of recruiting, that we knew they were/are.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa had him visit in September,
the other two didn’t until December.
I kind of assumed it was a “Iowa likes the kid, let’s all go after him” thing.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
You're just off base here, Chazz
He’s a 4-star kid, many teams have been interested for a long time. And we also just stole a kid from ISU under the shady circumstances you describe.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
So your theory is that Auburn is out to get us, or what?
Anyway, you aren’t even right. He’s had offers from both for quite some time, and when the visit happens is on the kid as much as anything. Even if they didn’t, how is deciding to offer him late classless? Until a kid is signed he’s fair game We offer kids at the last second all the time, including kids who are committed to other schools.
Yeah, maybe I'm wrong.
But I’m going to continue to think Big Blue and War Eagle are crooked.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Auburn is, undoubtedly
just not for the reasons you list. Michigan? Not so much.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
sad flag
junior senior? needs more of a sad horn.
whant-whaaaa
Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
@keepitupguys
I'm ok with this.
Really, I think most of us realize this was the most likely outcome once Norm retired. That it took this long is surprising and I’d be somewhat interested to find out why.
Phil is clearly a good positional coach. See Morehouse’s piece:
Parker, 48, has put 12 former Hawkeyes in the NFL. Cornerback Shaun Prater will make it 13 when he’s drafted in April. Safety Jordan Bernstine could raise that to 14 if he makes a squad.
We'll never find out why
And if KF did tell us why, he would never tell us why.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 7, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
The timing of this abso-fucking-lutely makes no sense what so ever!!
As of now, the program looks like a dickless monkey trying to fuck a rubber ducky in the middle of a gotdamn rainstorm. What’s next, Brian Ferentz named OC while Soup is switched to coaching the O-line?
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by Dip-Shit on Feb 7, 2012 5:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Let me get this straight:
You can say dickless and fuck in the same sentence, but then use “gotdamn”? Where’s your dedication to profanity?
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
He went German on us.
I’d say that’s ultra-dedicated.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 7, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
Or uber-dedicated, even.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 7, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
There it is.
Nice clean-up.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
Gotterdammerung!
The best type of twilight is the non vampire type
by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 7, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I agree that the shakeup is strange.
But this kind of coaching shuffle does, at least, provide some fresh perspective at the positional coaching level which could make a difference going forward.
something, something
deck chairs on the Titantic.
If this is the sum total of what happens (plus Brian Ferentz is brought in, and Raih and Woods are elevated), then there will be absolutely no “new” blood in the program, no fresh or different way of looking at things. And simply moving people around won’t fix that, it will only mask it.
Any of these moves, individually, I don’t necessarily have a problem with, but it’s a case where the total is less than the parts. There are some larger, structural issues I think with Iowa football right now, and this does nothing but offer more of the same.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Because this was an opportunity missed
and probably Ferentz’s last opportunity
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
You'll get another chance to say how big of a disappointment Ferentz is.
You’re too dedicated not too.
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
Whatever
I like Ferentz. I WANT him to succeed. Which makes it all the more infuriating when he doesn’t.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
This.
I hear you. But we aren’t privy to all the shit, man. I was pondering above if this isn’t a two part shakeup. Maybe guys agreed to stay another year and we’ll get more next year.
But I read “abosolutely no ‘new’ blood in the program” and about slapped my forehead because it hadn’t occurred to me. This is KF we’re talking about. Of COURSE he didn’t change any more than he absolutely HAD to. He’s KF.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 7, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
True
but I’m not asking for a home run in the “WOW”-factor with these hires, I’m just asking for something more than a slow grounder to the pitcher.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
We might still leg it out.
I just hope we don’t end up like Jake Taylor at the end of Major League (THE GOOD ONE! /the only one).
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 7, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
There was more than one Major League movie?
I don’t remember that. AT ALL. Certainly not one where Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into the body of a minor league baseball team
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
were there 3 or 4 of them?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't Jake Taylor get his girlfriend back a the end of that movie?
And get to go to the playoffs?
Not so bad.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
but then...
they were swept out and he never got to play again.
so in the end, it was sad.
Plus, it was an indirect reference with the intended meaning of "I hope our knees don't blow up and leave our faces in the dirt" or something like that.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 8, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
People don't change because outside forces want them to
KF is who he is. To misuse a phrase, love it or leave it. Really, if you claim to like KF you take his perceived faults with his perceived strengths. Try to change a guy too much and you fuck him up beyond repair and he’s no longer the guy you wanted in the first place anyway.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
but it doesn’t mean that they should never change. The first axiom of life is that any organism that fails/refuses to adapt to outside stimuli, dies.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Maybe you also need to change and realize it's wrong to expect that from KF
Ha! Super insight! Gotcha there!
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe Ferentz just really sucks as a coach recruiter.
Or, since he makes so much money, Barta said their budget for the Coordinator spots was really small.
meh
I will go with: NEITHER!
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
To do what exactly?
Hire Bradley? He said he wasn’t going to coach this year and wanted to be a head coach.
Bring in new blood? The defense hasn’t really been a problem until last year when graduation really started to take a toll.
No new blood
plus guys who, on the surface, don’t know their new jobs as well as the old.
That just can’t end well
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 7, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Perfect summation
I’m hopeful for the best, but expecting the worst
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I don't mind Phil getting promoted to the top chair.
I feel a lot better about it now than I would have if it had been right away.
I fucking HATE the staff reshuffle at the other positions, though. Just terrible. Not only are we going to have a new DL coach working with the weakest position group on the team, one that needs immediate improvement for the team not to have a completely horrible season next year, but that new coach is going to be a senior citizen who has never coached on the defensive side of the ball in his entire life.
Well, I guess he did develop Chad Hennings back in the early ’80s…
Maybe I'm just ignorant, but wouldn't well regarded OL coach have a pretty good understanding of how to attack opposing OLs?
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
That's the same rationale that led Philadelphia to move Juan Castillo to DC
And gave us Chuck Long, defensive backs coach during Hayden’s last year.
It's like that episode of MASH
where all of the officers and enlisted men flip-flopped their roles for a day.
Major Winchester was the cook. Potter was the clerk, and Klinger was in charge of the whole unit.
Now he's like, an amazing Ankeny police officer, or something.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 7, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
His position coach was Chuck Long?
That starts to explain some things.
“Now make sure you backpedal for about 25 yards even when you start 7 yards off the receiver. Remember, he’s gonna take at least a 6-step drop so don’t worry about any quick routes.”
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
And the drop will be in a straight-back
almost moonwalking motion
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Meh, I guess I'm just not as angry about it as others.
Seems to me that demanding a coach have inside knowledge of a position before taking a job is unnecessary. Morgan was a LB in college but never coached on the defensive side of the ball. As Ross noted above, Ferentz was a LB and excelled as an OL coach and Soup played defensive back before becoming a highly regarded WR coach.
These guys have massive football knowledge, I don’t think it’s fair to assume that they have to coach only at positions at which they have experience.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
As others have noted, this is the worst of all possible worlds.
Not only to we take a wrecking ball to one of the few positive qualities that Iowa football had over virtually every other major program, the vaunted STAFF CONTINUITY, but now we don’t even get any fresh blood and new ideas to shake up the stagnant pool that is the Iowa football offices.
Meh is precisely the correct adjective to describe this.
You said that staff continuity was a selling point and a positive
And then say that not bringing in a new staff is bad. Promotion is continuity. And if you like the staff continuity (which you say), why do you say we need to shake up the stagnant pool that is our coaching staff?
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
How many new coordinators want to work with the last guy's staff?
If the goal is to maintain staff continuity, internal promotion is likely the only viable option. I think the idea of continuity may just be mutually exclusive.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Do you follow college football much?
This isn’t like the pros, where people make wholesale staff changes when a coordinator moves on.
It is by far the norm to bring an outside guy and leave the rest of the assistants under him in tact.
Do I pay attention to the coaching carousel?
No. Not at all.
I don’t understand the point in bringing in a coordinator and asking him to use the assistants assigned to him, though, even if it’s the norm.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
Don't get me wrong
I don’t have a problem with the Parker promotion, I really don’t (I just think it could have, and should have, been announced a month ago). But I do object to simply re-arranging the entire staff, just to not bring in anyone “new”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
There will have to be one new guy
We now need an O Line coach, and I guess an OC but that’s going to be Soup.
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
Brian, Raih, and Woods all played under this staff
and 2 of them were grad assistants here.
And BF has basically been a lifetime grad assistant for his old man.
Not exactly a group brimming with fresh ideas.
So we all want a Fry coaching try with Ferentz?
As long as his former players and grad assistants aren’t the one’s on the tree?
This is so silly
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
Very few of the famous members of Fry's coaching staff
Played for him.
Ferentz did not, Snyder did not, Alvarez did not, McCarney played here but under Commings, etc.
Stoops x2
Wisconsin’s Baby for a Coach.
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
and two of them just spent time under Belichick and Norm Chow
It’s possible they might have picked up a couple of things.
Now you're talking crazy.
The only way you can be a good coach is to be Bradley or Herrmann.
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, they're saying that if you want new ideas
Hire a 55 year old?
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
But COVER THREE COVER THREE COVER THREE!!!
Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.
Only one guy was promoted.
The rest were “re-assigned.” The point is that we could have either had “staff continuity” OR “new blood.” Now we have neither.
The worst possible outcome.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Because almost every position group on the team will have a new person coaching them?
and the coaches have been at the school for a long time and have a lot of experience
And the staff still will have worked together for many seasons
They don't have experience coaching these positions
or working with these players.
Everything is new, yet it’s not.
And none at their new positions
and that’s the key. My girlfriend has worked at her company for almost ten years, most of them with a lot of the same people. Just because she’s been managing the sales force doesn’t mean she’s equally qualified to handle the IT department instead.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Some companies go out of business, too.
Just sayin.
ZOMG YOU GUYS, IOWA FOOTBALL IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And sometimes it rains, while other times it's sunny
your point?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
What's yours?
Sometimes moving management around is a good way to go. It allows for fresh perspective while maintaining talent and experience.
I've been pretty clear
up and down this thread that I don’t believe this allows for fresh perspective.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That seems like a poor analogy.
It seems to me that coaching linebackers isn’t all that different from coaching DBs. Wilson filled in as DC when Norm wasn’t available, I’m sure he is well acquainted with the responsibilities of both groups in the Iowa Defense.
He filled in as a co-DC along with Parker
so it’s not like he was suddenly coaching the defensive backs.
Look, I’m hopeful that Wilson is able to transition to his new responsibility. But I’m doubtful. People don’t get more flexible (either physically or to new ideas) with age.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Although I understand what you're trying to do with the analogy, I'm not sure it fits properly.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
It's quite simple
rupert’s point (to the extent he ever actually advocates a position) is that there should be a presumption that they’ll be successful with new responsibilities in the same company because they’ve been with each other for a long time. I’m saying that just because you’ve worked in one department of a firm/company for a long time (and developed expertise in that division), it doesn’t mean you’re competent to handle another division just because it’s in the same company
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Or perhaps a change in perspective and suborndinates makes a hugely positive change.
No one knows right now.
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
No, I get that much.
I just don’t think Sales and IT were the departments that best correspond to something like DL coach to OL coach.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
Only example I got
I mean, nothing will be an exact match. But it’s why you also don’t see the head of corporate at a law firm suddenly, after a decade or more, suddenly get moved to head of litigation. At least, not a firm that’s going to survive
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I don't think I ever presumed any level of success with my statement.
The original statement was about continuity. I don’t find continuity is necessarily broken with moving people around to different position responsibility
The point of continuity is that you have the same people
in the same positions performing the same functions for a long period of time, allowing people them and those around them to become accustomed to their roles.
They have clearly taken the snow globe of Iowa football and turned it upside down.
Why fix what's not broken?
I think most of the positional coaches have been rather successful at their primary responsibility (Wilson with the LBs, Morgan with the Oline). Why move them? Doing so might make things better, but there is a higher degree of probability that it will fail/not be successful
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Football is football
Outside sales, while your girlfirend is good at it, is probably something completely different than going from one side of the line of scrimmage to the other. And Morgan has been coaching FB a lot longer, unless you’re Morgan’s age and your girlfriend is too, than your girlfriend has been employed at the company.
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
So Hoya's GF knows more about sales than Morgan does about football?
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
It's possible.
Morgan is one of approximatley 1100 FBS level football assistants in the country. I don’t know about you, but am in the top 1100 people in the country in my line of work.
How many players have you sent to the NFL?
Me? not one.
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know, but I'll put my career winning percentage
up against anyone on this staff.
I think it’s about time for you to be done, too.
So you're a more successful
Football coach than HoyaGoon’s girlfriend? So what?
Or are you more successful in sales than Reese Morgan? Again, so what.
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
I am at least as successful in my career
as Reese Morgan is in his. He is not some untouchable god.
This coming from someone that played and was taught by him in high school.
Do you coach football?
I’m confused. Just not sure what you are getting at.
by GuttedSnowBird on Feb 7, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
He is more successful at coaching outside sales than Reese Morgan is at coaching HoyaGoon's girlfriend, who is in IT support
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know why we're talking about HoyaGoon's girlfriend.
But then again, I don’t know why we haven’t before
by TwistConePlease on Feb 7, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Personal attacks are made by dumb people
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
How is that a personal attack?
It makes no sense!! It’s nonsense, as they say! Woa….
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Personnel attacks are made by poor spellers
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 7, 2012 7:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
agreed
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure it was necessarily a personal attack on the guy
The winning percentage comment was pretty confusing.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't read enough of the chain
Looks like I got a little jumpy with my joke attempt. Oh well.
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
I just hope HoyaGoon stays at the bottom of the page.
When he sees us making jokes at his good ladies expense (somewhat) his good mood will disappear…..
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
I'm only continuing to reply here to get to 30.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
31 is way too many
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
I agree a bit with I_love-Iowa.
If Phil isn’t coaching DBs, and Soup isn’t coaching WRs, that will be two changes that are not staying with perceived strengths.
To a certain extent, so would be changing Wilson’s and Morgan’s position responsibilities.
And, if the only true “outside” addition is Brian Ferentz, then this does smack of rearranging a lot of shit just to bring him in. I’m not sure I like that. (I want to bring Brian back into the program, but I’m not sure everyone else has to play musical chairs to make it happen.)
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Chuck Long just isn't a great coach period.
At least Morgan would be coaching a position that’s somewhat similar in technique.
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Feb 7, 2012 6:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
and doesn't like to work very hard either
seriously?
by PSD on Feb 7, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
there's very little similar in technique between offensive line and defensive line
Their goals and the techniques used to get there are vastly different.
LB’s and D-lines have similar techniques. O-lines and TE’s have similar techniques.
Not OL’s and DL’s.
meh
It's almost like... They are on opposite sides
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
And yet former offensive lineman somehow manage to coach defensive lineman, sometimes with great success.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Okay. I didn't say otherwise.
I wasn’t arguing that it couldn’t be done. Of course it can.
I’m just arguing that they share very few similar techniques.
I understand it’s en vogue to read as much as possible into every comment I make, though.
I just don’t want people continuing to say he’ll be fine because they share similar techniques. He can be fine for a variety of other reasons, but that’s not one of them. Fair enough?
meh
I don't think anyone is saying otherwise
the key is that at this point in their careers, Wilson and Morgan have been coaching their respective positions for over a decade. That is a long time for things to get ingrained, and former knowledge to atrophy. It’s one thing to jump around from position to position as a young coach, you almost have to be flexible in order to get the job, it’s another thing entirely later in your career. That’s true of any job, the entry-level guy may jump around departments a bit, he has to in order to be hired and fill whatever need there is; but over time, you develop expertise in a particular field and tend to narrow your focus, which makes it harder to jump to a different department entirely later on in your career. Now, Wilson coached defensive backs at Rhode Island from 1996-1998 and Morgan has coached a lot of different positions earlier in their careers. There’s hope that they retained some expertise at these, but it’s a pretty big gamble. I hope it pays off but I’m not optimistic.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Kaz went from o line grad assistant
To d line coach and there wasn’t rending of garments then. Why now?
by somerandom on Feb 7, 2012 11:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
because twitter didn't exist then
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 8, 2012 7:47 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The chuck long complaint is odd
Those DBs had a lot of INTs. I recall the secondary being pretty good when he was running it.
Why wouldn't P. Parker do DC and DB's?
Norm was DC and LB’s. So is Phil P going to ONLY be DC and not do any position work? The great thing about replacing Norm, to my mind, was that it might free up a spot for someone to concentrate solely on QB or ST’s. But if Phil P is not going to do a position, that’s less of an option.
I admit surprise at Morgan moving to DL, and Woods not getting that. Woods to LB makes sense, though. Campbell to OC seems destiny, but couldn’t he still do WR’s as OC? Then you have Raih at QB—unless I’ve already run out of room for him. Wow, never thought we’d have so many changes even if we didn’t promote from within. Crazy.
And what was with the delay? Did we get turned down a bunch a times?
Clarifiction: Norm used to do LB's and DC, then was DC only.
Just so people think didn’t remember that.
It's hard not to think
that we were either turned down, or at least potential candidates were not receptive, a couple of times.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 7, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
maybe Parker is DC and OL?
Or DC and special teams?
by The Naked Bootleg on Feb 8, 2012 7:27 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
These are obviously the "different scenarios" that KF was talking about
in the signing day presser. He clearly did not go out and interview anyone during the month and a half after Norm announced his retirement. He might have made a feeler to call to Herrmann after the Super Bowl, and upon being shot down, immediately defaulted to fill.
"Upon being shot down" is a massive stretch based entirely on internet rumors.
There’s no evidence that Herrmann was even offered the job.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
#Belichick4DC
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Feb 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
There's only a handful of them that coached in the Super Bowl.
And after 2 months, this gets announced less than 48 hours after the big game.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Again, making a reach based entirely on rumors.
If we want to make assumptions, then maybe Ferentz didn’t want to derail his signing day PC with coaching news.
As for the delay, it could simply be that Ferentz wanted to be diligent in his search and reinforce his confidence in the gut reaction that everyone had (Parker to DC).
I’m with Hoya in that I think Parker should have been announced earlier. Even still, announcement today doesn’t necessarily equate to failure to hire a LB coach away from an NFL team.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
Hes making a speculation based on timing
And hes not the only one. I honestly cant reach a more rational conclusion that KF tried & was rejected.
Unfortunatly neither can anyone else.
This makes KF & the program look weak.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Feb 7, 2012 7:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe they knew these moves would generate speculation about Brian
and they wanted to spare him that attention until after the SB?
by Brock Sampson on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Then they could name Parker and save the announcements for the other changes for after the SB
There is no other rational conclusion other than KF reached out and was rejected.
This is an embarrassment to the program & an insult to Parker.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Feb 8, 2012 7:37 AM CST up reply actions
Can I borrow your crystal ball so I can go purchase some lottery tickets?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 8, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Sure
but seeing as I am commenting on something that has already happened, apparently you want a crystal ball that will only give you last weeks numbers.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Feb 8, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
not based entirely on rumors.
There is logic in there. In fact, one can come up with this thought ENTIRELY INDEPENDENT of reading any rumors. Crazy, eh? How what one says could actually be the exact opposite of what is actually true.
meh
By that very same logic I can also assume that Ferentz was waiting for Corwin Brown.
He was also a defensive coach that happened to be done with his season on Sunday. Funny how that logic works perfectly, isn’t it?
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Who said anything about anything working perfectly?
I don’t recall any person saying or implying that the logic was infallible, except for you implying that others said it.
It’s simply one chain of logic that I was trying to point out could have existed independently of rumors (or at the very least, not ENTIRELY on) when you stated that it was.
Please, just read what I write and respond to that.
meh
Fine, but why pick Herrmann and not Brown?
What makes Herrmann’s name jump off the page? Why are we so angry that he wasn’t the guy?
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
There HAD to be a first or second preference
That turned down the job. There is zero reason that it took this long otherwise. Also agree with the Reese Morgan confusion stated above. Just seems like it won’t get the job done.
KOK leaving may have extended the wait.
I don’t know if we’ll ever know wtf happened. I don’t even know if KF knows what happened.
SHRUGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bJ66ywitha8#t=80s
by HawkeyeRecon on Feb 7, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Mostly okay with this
I wanted Tom Bradley as DC, but I liked Parker more than Hermann. He’s been a great position coach for years and spent over a decade studying under Norm, I think he’s more than earned a shot.
Morgan to d-line is weird, but I think going from offensive line to defensive line coach is actually a pretty smooth tradition (Kaz was a former offensive lineman and seemed to handle the transition well). It’s not like LeVar Woods was experienced with the d-line either and that was the other alternative. I also really like the idea of Brian Ferentz coaching the o-line. He was a smart player, he seemed to impress the Pats a lot in his time there, and it’s hard to think of a better pedigree for a future offensive line coach than Kirk Ferentz’s son.
The Wilson thing is a little weirder since he’s been with the linebackers for so long, but he is a former defensive back, and I would guess that Parker can help him out a lot (while also freeing Wilson to do more with special teams). And it frees up Woods to coach a position he’s more familiar with, assuming that go that direction (though it is odd that he spent the last several months telling recruits that he was coaching the d-line).
by NorseHawk on Feb 7, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
You need an avatar
When threads get this long and I’m skimming over some people I’m not interested in hearing shout back and forth, I tend miss your comments because I don’t have your avatar to quickly pick out.
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
giggle
Because it’s just a shell! giggle
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Kirk Ferentz sucks! Iowa FB coaches suck! Iowa football is DOOOOMED!
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
The Mayans were right!
Fucker$, a$$, d@@die head, p@@p f@ce, $hit, cl@wn fucker$, m@nkey b@ll$!
Am I caught up?
Its OK, ladies and gents. We won’t know if these moves work until we see a product on the field. You can yell until you’re blue in the face, but we just won’t know until fall.
Things may get better, worse or stay about the same. But chill the fuck out.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 7, 2012 6:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 2 recs
I agree with this
Like a lot of us here I wanted some shake up after this disappointing season…now we get it, but now its too much…?!
I’m just gonna look forward to what these guys can do in the coming year and hold off my bitch and moaning for later….
And I understand this may be a disaster
This all fits in with my belief that life is a series of dice throws.
For realz, I love all of you. Go out for a walk if you’re feeling stressed. Save the chest pains for game days.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 7, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Good advice
And I really apologize to everyone on this thread if it sounds like I’m freaking out over this. I’m not, I’m really not. I’m just decidedly underwhelmed (so far).
I have no problem with Parker to DC, I just don’t know why it took this long. I’m more apprehensive about moving some of the positional coaches around, unless this is, as someone else suggested, a way to move the short-timers out of the way for people like Woods to take over a “natural” coaching spot.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
You should know ...
That watching a game with me can be an uncomfortable experience. I get waaaay too emotional.
Remember the 7 got 6 game? Almost fell asleep like 10 minutes after. That’s how drained I was.
#NotHealthy
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 7, 2012 7:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dude, don't apologize. Fuck them.
If their panties are in a wad because they want to tell you how to react in your fandom, fuck ‘em. If someone wants to say why they think your conclusions are wrong, fine (although, any counselor would tell you that trying to rationalize with someone during an overly emotional response is usually in vain). But anyone that’s telling you you shouldn’t act a cerain way is dumb.
meh
Says the guy telling everyone that Ferentz isn't fit for his job.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
And?
How is that not congruent with what I just said?
Observing my own advice, I should make sure that you ARE implying that I’m being hypocritical. Is that the case? Are you saying I’m being hypocritical?
meh
You don't see it?
Nobody told Hoya how to act except you. What we were doing was having a discussion. Hoya apologized (unnecessarily) because (as I understand it) he felt he was being misinterpreted. What you then did was tell him how to act. While on your silly little rant that does nothing to foster further discussion you told him “Don’t apologize…anyone that’s telling you you shouldn’t act a certain way is dumb.”
As has been pointed out, the people that you’re attacking are the ones that are NOT losing their minds over this move. Meanwhile, you’re upset. Your panties are in a wad because of the way others are acting in their fandom. You’re the one acting emotionally, which makes rationalizing with you an exercise in futility according to your counselor’s advice.
We’ve butted heads and you may just think that I’m being an asshole and have some vendetta, and if that’s how you feel, then I apologize. I honestly do try not to argue with you. I just think the “Fuck them” comment was entirely unnecessary and doesn’t make any sense.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Whose panties are wadded?
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Panties in wad, at the bottom of my purse...
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you dirty girl, you
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
I think that might be Wilson's actual job
just not his title. He’s listed as “Secondary and Special Teams coach” on the Iowa website.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
now that i like
basically its like having Co-Secondary with Parker and Wilson (well hopefully) with Wilson also doing Special Teams? that may work.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Feb 7, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
You guys are smoking something if you think Wilson has been or will
spend most of his time on special teams.
Wilson's been special teams coach for like 7 years
and it’s worked magnificently.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
That picture looks like it's from the 2006 game
Based on how much sun light is still on the horizon, but the point still stands.
Well fine
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
No, that one sucks too.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 7, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That's painful.
TAKE IT AWAY! MAKE THE MEAN MAN TAKE THAT PICTURE AWAY!
Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.
It hurts... still
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
trolltastic
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
This year.
I drove 300 miles to see that from the top of the endzone upperdeck.
Wow, what kind of camera did you use?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 7, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
But he was also the special teams coach
early on in Ferentz’s tenure when (2002-2004) Iowa was pretty damn good at special teams. I’m just suggesting that the problem with Wilson is that he was stretched too thin, with too many responsibilties (LBs, ST, de facto co-DC for the 2010) and one thing suffered (special teams). I’m cautiously optimistic about him being primarily responsible for the ST (assuming that Parker has de facto responsibility for the secondary) going forward
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Plus the attrition that seemed to start mid-aughts
had a major effect on ST, once we stopped putting our starters out there, when the younger guys weren’t getting that repetition and game experience over time because they were leaving.
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by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 8, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
Shit, they already made the change on the website?
Now that I am truly surprised about.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Feb 7, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
My thoughts:

I will haunt your dreams and eat your children.
by Dr. Hawk on Feb 7, 2012 6:52 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
At least
Now I feel connected to someone on here
by Chabdul Hodgeway on Feb 7, 2012 6:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well when you have this profile pic,
I pretty much had to go with that
by Chabdul Hodgeway on Feb 7, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
I said two months ago that the eventual hire will leave us all going "meh"
And two years later we’ll be eating those words.
See y’all in two years. God I fucking hope I’m right.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 7, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
The wailing and gnashing of teeth
will be ugly for the those years. Let’s be honest, this coming year wasn’t going to be great anyway, but mediocre play on the field will just result in more “SEE I TOLD YOU COACHING HIRES BAAAADDDD” calls.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 7, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
If "meh" is an indifferent response, we could be eating those words in a bad way... wishing we had been more angry abou tthem.
By the way, not “us all” are going meh.
meh
I don't think anyone could ever possibly lose money by betting that a Kirk Ferentz decision
would lead to ambivalent results
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It's amazing how few football players I recognize
when they’re not wearing helmets
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Two new recruits. One DL and one OL.
Thought it was appropriate.
That's also someone that was on Twitter yesterday congratulating
Jim Herrmann. Looks like I’ve outkicked my coverage on this one.
Jaleel admitted to getting caught up in the rumor mill.
He never claimed to have any inside information.
I think there’d be significantly more outrage if Herrmann were hired.
by The Mexican't on Feb 7, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell just happened?
Seriously?
by Ernest's Crank on Feb 7, 2012 7:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Brian Ferentz is the new head coach
Kirk will be coaching the defensive backs. And Phil Parker is replacing Barta as AD
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
new special teams coach is an inanimate carbon rod
by Brock Sampson on Feb 7, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
what do you mean "the"
is there only one now?
by TwistConePlease on Feb 7, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, good point
Um, the rod was alive in past seasons but finally died of embarrassment?
by Brock Sampson on Feb 7, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
Man of the Year!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
One won't be enough to halt the meltdown.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 7, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure it's been said a few times over, but the comments are TL;DR
But did we just get trolled?
When they announce that Doyle is moving to the HR dept
and put in charge of a university-wide initiative on safe lifting techniques, that’s when we’ll know.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 7, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
I think this makes sense
what needs to be remembered is that as infuriating as the last two years have been defensively in the fourth quarter, the most consistently effective part of Iowa football has been the defense. I hope Parker is more effective at teaching blitz strategies and then using them. I hope he’s given the freedom we all assumed Norm had, if not more. I also hope he has his own ideas of stoping spread run/pass threat teams. Because with Ohio State hiring Meyer, that’s just one more we gotta deal with in time.
Did we really think Ferentz was going outside the box on this one?
The offensive coordinator job just got more interesting though if Reese is doing the DLs now.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Anyone who put money on Brian Ferentz coming on board, has to be feeling a bit more optimistic about his/her bet about now
oh, that would be me…
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I am even more confident now.
This Morgan to D Line move has to tip the scales a bit….
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking
Woods to LBs, Soup to OC/WR, Raih to QB (and ST, maybe), and OL? Yeah, maybe Brian.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
by Bucketochicken on Feb 7, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
Or...
What if Kirk takes over primary OL duties, and they hire a dedicated ST guy?
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
by Bucketochicken on Feb 7, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
That's an interesting thought
But I thought someone posted that the updated Wilson bio shows him still at ST coach (and DB)
by GuttedSnowBird on Feb 7, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
I expect a young guy to come on to the staff
whether it’s Brian F. or some one else because a) it’s needed for chemistry sake to have a youngish guy around, and b) I think KF believes in salary equity and while KOK made like $300K I expect KF to divvy that up among these assistants who were reassigned and hire a young guy at $200K or less so as to not upset the apple cart. I think, like many others, that Soup is the next OC.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Woods is one young guy (assuming he'll be the LBs coach),
and Brian would be another.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
by Bucketochicken on Feb 7, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
Raih is also relatively young
He sounds like a persistent fellow (see Neuheisel story).
Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.
I still think Wilson will be a dedicated ST coach
in everything but name
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm certain it's going to happen
I just still think it’s a terrible fucking idea
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
At least we know they're willing to spend money on the staff
Just think of all the new business cards they’ll have to order.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 7, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
So this is what we think is happening?
OC-?
QB- Raih
RB- Erb (also ST)
OL- ?
WR- Campbell (Possibly OC?)
TE- Johnson (also recruiting coordinator)
DC- Parker
DL- Morgan
LB- Woods
DB- Wilson (also ST)
OL coach
a couple months ago I threw out AJ Blazek’s name on Twitter and I’ve seen it thrown around a little bit today. I asked Morehouse about it and he thought he needed more “seasoning.” He’s at Winona State, former Iowa GA.
seriously?
by PSD on Feb 7, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Per the Twitter world
Brian Ferentz has told the Pats that he is “going home” to join the Iowa coaching staff
Grain of salt
That tweet was from Marty Tirrell.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
by Bucketochicken on Feb 7, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
(slide whistle)
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
by Bucketochicken on Feb 7, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Now I kinda don't want it to happen
Just because anything that legitimizes that shithead seems like a bad thing.
Marty TirLOL
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Maybe it's the wrong Iowa OL as TE coach from the AFC East.
Mike Devlin is the TE coach for the Jets.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 7, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions
Phil Parker was then immediately suspended by Kirk Ferentz for discussing team decisions on twitter
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
This is how a coaching tree grows, btw
Isnt this what we’ve been asking for?
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by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 7, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions
Agreed.
I feel like I may be one of the few who aren’t thoroughly pissed about this. Despite everyone’s hopes and desires Ferentz is not trying to run the program into the ground. We’ll be fine.
Yes!
Unless that idiot from ’Bama comes up here and pours rat poison on the tree like he did the Toomer Oaks.
What are the odds of that?
by hawkinsandmelrose on Feb 7, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
To make a tree
don’t you need to have assistants going off elsewhere and becoming head coaches? I don’t see how any of the moves today lead to anything like that. Doesn’t mean they’re not sensible, though, the point is to win games not build a tree.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 7, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
The Gazette keeps making masterful headline photo choices.
Seriously, though, I think Parker’s a solid choice. I wonder about the whole Morgan to D-line thing and what prompted that, but he’s a very capable coach from what I’ve heard. I’m surprised he’s still at Iowa as a position coach. The idea of Brian Ferentz to Iowa is very nepotism-y, but, hey, if it works, I won’t complain. The last time Iowa fans judged coaching hires before their first day on the job, Kirk Ferentz was a giant mistake and Iowa was about to become a basketball school. So, 0/2. I’ll let these hires flesh themselves out.
Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.
I thought Lickliter was a good hire.
I was wrong.
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
You know, everyone did. I did.
But none of knew him. No one really studied what he was about. Once we learned all that it seemed like a ridiculous hire. That’s why I hold Barta accountable. Hiring is an art.
With regard to Brian Ferentz, let’s be honest. If his name were Brian Schembechler and everything else were the same, we’d be wondering why we can’t get an up and coming young coach like him to look at us. I find the whole angst about nepotism silly. He’s proved himself more than enough. I won’t bore everyone with the number of successful coaches who were sons of great coaches (Lane Kiffin, Brian Shottenheimer, Nick Saban for God sakes, and on and fucking on).
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
well, I was under the impression that nick saban was lou saban's son
I was wrong…
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Aren't the Stoops bro's
the sons of a football coach?
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
Not everyone
But mine was mostly also through ignorance. I just hated any kind of basketball that was defense, low scoring, and ties.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
So was Rod Barnes and Matt Doherty
it’s an unreliable indicator award.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
He's a good coach. He was able to get a low rated passer prone to untimely turnovers
and low completion percentage to play like a champ, on the road, in the playoffs in consecutive years.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
He didn't even do that in their first playoff run
Sanchez mostly played like crap, but the team moved on because they had a stellar defense. He did put together a couple good games in the 2010 playoffs but that is a hell of a sample size issue. Overall his results have been very bad.
Eh – they did get to 2 conference championship games. I don’t think the stench emanating from the Jets is on Schottenheimer.
They didn't get their because of his offense
His offenses have been ranked 25th, 25th, 16th, 21st, 11th, and 25th in total offense.
that is a little skewed by their run-happy history
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
He got a 127 passer rating out of Sanchez, on the road, in Foxboro
in the playoffs. That’s what is called a resume builder.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
You realize New England has had a really bad defense the last two years, right?
Also one game is not proof of anything. Flukey crap happens in a one game sample all the time.
Tebow vs Steelers agrees with Norse
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Um are you forgetting about the other 7 "flukes"?
by clay-born to party on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Name a QB who has outperformed his poor defense?
other than Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady, two guys that will be first ballot hall of famers. What is your standard? Perfection?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
With Tebow? I would settle for mediocre
The idea that any one player is solely responsible for wins and losses is remarkably silly.
I really like Tebow.
I’ll defend his game very strongly. But his passing prowess against the Steelers was an extreme outlier.
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
in 2007 Eli Manning was the 25th rated passer in the NFL
and he won a super bowl. he had a great 4 game sample size that contradicted his 16 game sample size. today, he’s perceived as a great QB. Was he the guy who went nuts in the 2007 post season or the guy that was rated lower than Kyle Boller in the regular season?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
He was a mediocre QB who went on a really good four game run
That stuff happens. He has since developed into a pretty good one, and was great for most of this season. If he’d regressed to his pre-Super Bowl level no one would be calling him a great QB now.
There are also plenty of examples of guys who had one great game and then went on to do absolutely nothing else. So I’m not really sure what you think the example of one guy proves.
MArk Sanchez has won more road games in the playoffs than everyone out there but Eli Manning.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Wins are an awful individual metric
He’s not even on the field for half the game.
I am still trying to figure out what you are
basing your “Brian Schottenheimer is terrible” claim on.
by clay-born to party on Feb 7, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Really? I said it above
The offenses he is responsible for coordinating have, on average, been very bad.
Harbaughs.
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by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 7, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Nepotism in coaching just doesn't seem as wrong as it does in other venues.
Especially given the schedules most coaches keep, makes sense their children would grow up and thrive in that field.
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Can you imagine being KF's kid
and trying to find any way other than football to find time with him?
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
This.
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Hey dad, want to go golfing?
It’s only four hours! And we get to drink beer while pretending to care about a sport.
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
/snorts. //hand gestures. ///watches more film.
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
I think this has a very good chance of being horribly accurate.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 7, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
For most coaches at a major level.
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by BentNotBroken on Feb 7, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Didn’t mean it to only apply to KF.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 7, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Tell the truth
you’ve had that for weeks in your “personal use” file, and just now decided to open it up to audiences? Right?
You are one sick puppy.
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by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 8, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
If by "personal use" you mean "spank bank"
then yes, I have
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yes, but by the same token
if his name was Brian Smith, there is NO FUCKING WAY any of us would say that hiring a guy with all of one year’s experience was a good hire for arguably the most important position on our team.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Perhaps this has been brought up elsewhere
What if Morgan asked for the assignment change?
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 7, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I like it.
But what do I know?
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
You know how to use punctuation well. I admire that.
Most don’t use it at all around here.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Works on contingency? No! Money down.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
i dont understand what youre talking about
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 7, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
*your
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
ah, shit
/memed
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by KilometersDavis on Feb 7, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Is it Reads, Trolls, and Leaves or Reads, Trolls and Leaves?
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by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 7, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Both are acceptable, grammatically speaking.
But I think the OTM (Official Trolling Manual) describes the ideal method of trolling to be Trolls and Leaves, as in, no reading required. It is epitomized in the Troll rallying cry “Troll now, Read Never!” and the Metrollica Anthem “Troll ’em all, let god sort ’em out.”
by TwistConePlease on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Metrollica trolls fucking HARD
WhooooooooOOOOO!
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Meh...
I’m more of a Flock of Seatrolls kind of guy.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 7, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
FOR WHOM THE TROLL TROLLS...
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by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 7, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I've witnessed the outright mocking of people who use an ellipsis.
I don’t want to be mocked.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
I heart the ellipsis!
I mean, I heart the ellipsis…
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I once used a verbal ellipsis
while standing on The Ellipse.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
God help you if you use ellipses.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
ironic punctuation?
hipster…
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Oooh, sneaky ellipsis.
My daughter, who is a sophomore in college, tried to tag me with being a hipster when I was in college. I protested in the strongest possible terms, that I rejected then, and continue to reject now, all such labels. Which probably is the most telling thing of all.
Ellipses are for winners.
Don’t you dare move on to the next post, I may not be finished opining . . . .
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by KilometersDavis on Feb 7, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
I always use them..
But since coming here I have started using only 2 of them – that way it is not a true ellipse and I am safe from criticism…
by coltranemonk on Feb 8, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Our new OC better be able to recruit like this

by nerdhawk on Feb 7, 2012 10:30 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
That is a quality gif.
Now I want to see the sequel, where a dozen or so student-athletes discover that their bag is filled with dogshit instead of delicious chicken.
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by KilometersDavis on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
awesomes
And uh, that is definitely calling to me.
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not going over there unless there are Spicy Chicken Biscuits in that bag.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 7, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
And they have their full menu at breakfast!
Damn, do I love that place.
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by therealCatnuts on Feb 8, 2012 7:50 AM CST up reply actions
How many
Chizik nickles DOES a spicy chick-fil-a biscuit cost?
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 7, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions

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