All credit to KCRG for digging up this gem featuring the famous 1986-1987 Iowa basketball team displaying their peerless rapping skills. In a just universe, the 2011-2012 team would be inspired to create their own version as an homage to their forebears. (Although if they do go down that path, I hope Aaron White gets drafted on to the Shirts team; the world isn't ready for that much pasty ginger-ness just yet.)
But that video... the hair, the shirts, and, my word, the shorts... I will not soon be able to erase the image of Jeff Moe's shorts from my brain.