You may have heard that students are being offered free admission to tonight's men's basketball game, as well as Matt Gatens bobbleheads for the first 2000 fans, free pizza and a rally towel for the first 500 students, and free soft serve for the first 100 students; preliminary polling by the sports marketing department revealed that students were still only mildly interested in coming, however, so the university has released the following poster announcing an expansion of their incentive program:

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The gauntlet has been thrown down, students. You have no excuse not to go to the game now.