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WISCONSIN AT IOWA GAMETHREAD: WATCH IT OUT, BADGERS

Wisconsin Badgers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM CST


Badger, I Eat You by Flula (via djflula)

This is Flula, the guy who wondered months ago how Daddy Longlegs makes a life. He's got it out for Badgers now, and obviously, so do we.

We've got a highly, wildly unlikely sweep of Wisconsin at stake here, and even though the Badgers are heavily favored, the game IS at Carver. Weirder things have happened.

The game is televised on ESPN2 tonight, plus simulcast on ESPN3.com, but we are still obligated to inform you that no links to unauthorized streams will be tolerated. Also, don't be racist or sexist or homophobic or otherwise prone to slurs. You guys all know that stuff by now, right? Right. Good.

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WTF is BPI?

Why is ESPN so intent on creating statistical ratings that no one cares about? See: QBR.

by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

QBR? Quack back ratio?

How good people are at reclaiming their seats?

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance

with badgers.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

It still is!

I’d say about 60% funny, 24% really funny.

The 90s had a better ratio, but I don’t think by much. It’s just that we only remember the funny skits because of (1) time, (2) selected viewing [youtube, best of dvds], and (3) people love to hate on the new.

I’ll admit that there aren’t cast members who are almost always funny like they used to, but that’s because there are better opportunities for success via TV and movies.

Full disclosure, it was also hard for me to admit that SNL could still be funny when a guy from Good Burger / All That is on it… But Keenan is actually (read: surprisingly) pretty good.

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta go with CW here

I haven’t found SNL even remotely funny in years (save for maybe one skit here and there). I used to watch the older episodes when Comedy Central played them every day (they stopped a few years back). The contrast is quite clear in my mind.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

Bill Hader is hilarious. Seth Meyers does amazing work with weekend update, most of the digital shorts are incredible too.

Most of Kristin Wig’s stuff is the same and not that funny (usually because of lazy writing: "wouldn’t it be funny if she plays a character who talks weird??!!?).

I DVR it and fast forward through the boring skits. So I can’t say it’s amazing, it’s just a lot better than the party line suggests.

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Seth

Has a great weekend update. His delivery is tiked gery well and he just seems to know how to nail every joke. The guests can get old…but the devil one of late is by far the best

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

She's pretty.

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I gotta think they had a few whitney houston sketches planned.

I’m assuming they didn’t do any though? Haven’t gotten around to watching it yet.

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw some of them on Warming Glow.

I’m just old school about SNL. The Billy Crystal “oh that smarts” skit is still one of my all-time favorites. And don’t get me started on “van down by the river”.

by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

SEC basketball sucks huge.

Wish I was at Carver tonight. Ames sucked the life out of me today and replaced it with 30 pounds of weight. I am recuperating with muscle relaxers so if Iowa wins tonight I will feel awesome, and if they lose I will just feel numb.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

I'll be watching on ESPN3, thank goodness

Seeing Bo Ryan in HD keeps me awake at night. #shudders#

by Brock Sampson on Feb 23, 2012 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

Harty says there's 2000 students there already

and that’s probably through his sunglasses so there could be more

seriously?

by PSD on Feb 23, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

Free ice cream too!

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

FREE CARS

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Free Paul Chaney!

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

That pig is so lonely up there

You betcha

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

He has the national championship trophys

And a Heisman from the depression era to keep him company. Plus, Tim Brewster stops by every once in a while and breathes heavily on his display case.

by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Good point.

Not lonely. Just really creeped out.

GO FIGHT HIRE ME BACK

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

One one-thousand, two one-thousand.

Two people are there, everyone has a midterm.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

and no.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

What is going to win tonight...

The “what the fuck are we doing yells”, or

“Matty Fresh!!!” (insert other player name option here…)

I have rum ready in case of either event. Game on!

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

There is absolutely nothing finer to wear to a Big Dance than a badger pelt


Let’s go get ours.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 7:28 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

NOOOOO
@storminspank: You might remember official Bo Boroski from such games as Iowa vs UNI

seriously?

by PSD on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

TO BO BOROSKI!

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Glad I'm on drugs right now.

Hope they don’t wear off.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Go FL St?

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

Meh, yeah?

Only because Duke got away with a horrible carry/travel no-call earlier.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Flula has some of the best YouTube vids!

ThenProof is in the Pudding is one of my faves

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions  

I love living in Gopherland right now

Tubby Smith just pulled an awesome Glen Mason last night.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions  

Choke?

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else watching the Heat vs. Knicks game?

This is my first Linsperience. He reminds me a lot of Steve Nash…except terrible.

by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

was

but the Blackhawks are getting started

Lin was getting owned

seriously?

by PSD on Feb 23, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit!

Bama player crashes through the media table!

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

Right into whoever the comentators are.

“Are you alright pardner?”

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

It's Brad Nessler.

He says “pardner” in a very friendly way.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWL!

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching stuff on YT, and I hear a loud crash from the TV.

An Alabama player crashed right into the announcers, I think.

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

Odds of this Bama/Arkansas game encroaching on Iowa's tip?

One million percent

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

ESSSSSS EEEEEEEEE SEEEEEEEE RUN TIME

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully not on

espn3 (streaming, and other Intertubes tech…)

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

And, of course, the clocks will all work at CHA for the first time ever.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm at work

Too busy to hang with the kool kids.

GO HAWKS!

Das Stochern gewinnt.

by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 7:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I wish for at least one week,

that ESPN2 reverts their visual scheme to espn2 The Deuce again. Everyone loves late 90’s skater rock

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

I love when classic shows it

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa basketball on national TV

Woo-Hoo!!

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

Tru dat

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I get it in SC

seems national enough

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not get it in GA

But I have cable, not direct TV

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Well Iowa's been on ESPNU a bajillion times this year

and that’s clearly national TV. It’s just terrible national TV that nobody watches.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

You have to get a sports package from Mediacom to get it

So it’s “national” but you have to pay for it. I doubt it’s standard cable for anyone.

by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Ouch

Alabama airballed free throw

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

Completely Off-Topic

Whoever recommended “Party Down” on Netflix in Hamsterdam yesterday?

THANK YOU.

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

You're welcome.

It wasn’t me, but I loved that show.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

...

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I may have said something about it.

Still a shame that its going away in a week

"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth

by ManziBall on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That is my credo.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit Ross is here.

Now we’re going to lose.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I hate that I can't ever find anything on Netflix Instant.

That or it recommends things I have told it I have already seen but not stuff like this that I would actually like to see. ARGH!

by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

What are you using to watch?

If it’s the internet, just run a search on the Netflix site and add it to your queue.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It's ridiculous.

And is why we’ll probably miss the first 5 minutes of the Iowa game.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Ladies up 38-22 at half

Also, Delaware is 8th in the Nation in the ladies’ game. Fear the Blue Hens

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Do their basketball unis

look like Michigan’s too?

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

t'other way round

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't get it.

I can’t imagine someone living in that society would be named John Carter. It seems awfully plain. That and I don’t understand what is going on in it at all.

by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

So anyone believing in jinxes, please ignore this.

Over the last…. 4 years (maybe?) I have only been this excited for one hawkeye basketball game. It was this year’s Ohio State game after winning at wisconsin, at minnesota. I feel like we’ll do better this time though – team has gelled a bit more. The team won’t be as bewildered to see a full CHA, and Ohio State is just really really good.

I’m James Brown’ing over here! Go Hawks!

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking about the OSU loss earlier today when I was reading Ross's answers for B5Q, I think.

That was a game that really stubbed the toe of fan momentum. I think Carver attendance would’ve been a lot better over the course of the season if we hadn’t gotten our shit bashed in that game.

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

ESPN3...

Your event is about to begin.
Please stand by.

3 minutes to the show!

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

GINGER POWER

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

Can someone give me a heads-up of when the Arkansas-Alabama game is over?

Thanks.

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

Good Luck Hawks

Please keep improving so that Drake-UNI is no longer the premier game in Iowa.

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

SEC bball is horrid

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

Tell me if they havea video this good at CHA tonight

this is what tOSU used last year to pump up the crowd in columbus
still the best pregame i have ever seen

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

BTW, here's ESPN's "label" or whatever you want to call it for this game:

Thursday Night Showcase Pres By T. Rowe Price as Part of Judgment Week: Big Ten College Basketball – Iowa vs. Wisconsin

by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

per Hlas

the players did a half-lap high fiving the students before they took the court

seriously?

by PSD on Feb 23, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Love it

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they've been doing that for much or part of the season.

They did it at the Minny game.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

sweet

first I’ve heard of it

seriously?

by PSD on Feb 23, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

they have the student section stand around the court and the team high-five’s them. It’s cool.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Wha??? B1G over SEC on ESPN?

In bball I suppose it makes sense

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you ESPN

For dumping SEC hoops!

"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"

by Cornshoe Hammaker on Feb 23, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

MATT GATENS.

GET SOME.

I may just scream all night.

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

You know, if the Hawks do exactly this the rest of the game

it will end 240-0.

I will no be disappointed with anything less.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

MR GAT3NS keep it up

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

After then B1G Tourney MVP award is won

And we get done dancing

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

And Basabe in.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure the Indiana game was in his head in a major way

He seemed like he was so afraid to foul early that he didn’t even want to defend.

by HawkeyeInExile on Feb 23, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

FINALLY

Game on ESPN2

seriously?

by PSD on Feb 23, 2012 8:11 PM CST reply actions  

Where do you live?

In MSP we switched in time for tip off.

"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"

by Cornshoe Hammaker on Feb 23, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It didn't on DTV in MSP.

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

The first time those words have ever been uttered.

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

DC

Had to wait through SEC hell.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Mmmmm I want me a bobblehead.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

Minnesota then Michigan?

The match-ups could be worse on the way to the semis.

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

fuck it...

I am gonna wake all the neighbors tonight

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

haha awesome

how did this go unnoticed?

by odiE- on Feb 23, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

We just let Bryan Adams do his own thing.

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

MELSAHN BLOCKSABE.

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

Blocksabe!

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

I hate Wisconsin

but man do I love that dude’s haircut

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

GATENS.

FUCK EVERYTHING, JUST GET THE BALL TO GATENS.

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

black magic.

there is no way that was supposed to go in.

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus Christ Gatens.

Fucking unreal.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

Dare I say

EN FUEGO!

But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson

"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay

by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

OMGatens!

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I mean, OMattGatens!

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wiscy can't miss either. Damn.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

Someone is going to stop hitting everything,

and that team will probably lose. I hope it is Byadgers.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

it'd be nice to see where their legs are after 40 minutes of this

they don’t have a whole lot of experience with that, I wouldn’t think

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I'm saying.

Wisconsin already has 20 points and it’s not just before halftime!

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Now you made me sad. Reminds me of that childrens book

Ice Fang or whichever one ended with the dog dying

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure to be honest

I just remember the sled dog whose heart explodes at the finish line. I hate that book.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

8 Below?

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2012 8:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh... nope. Not that.

There was some movie called… Iron Fang? Iron Ice? about a sled dog competition. White Iron Fang Ice?

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Im watching!

Let’s go Hawks!
Whoooo! How do you like dem Gatens?

by RH's Bookie on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

So...eleventybillion to

eleventybillion1?

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

from Jon Miller

Gatens is 18 for his last 25 from three

seriously?

by PSD on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

pfft that's barely above 70%

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Basabe's energy

Let’s keep going to him while Matt’s getting a rest. Looks like he’s got quicker feet than his matchup

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

damn!

phenomenal move but just didn’t get the jumpstop

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

Percentages are good

Because each team keeps turning the ball over without a shot

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

That's not even close to what I fucking said.

I was being happy that Wisconsin fucked up.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Whatever dude.

McCabe is one of my favorite players this year, but he’s turning the ball over, and so is Wisconsin. Which is what I said. Didn’t say anything about him slipping, or whatever you’re saying I said.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Ya know...

White is just fuckin good…..

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

You think wrong.

Give him time.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Dakish is an IDIOT

send him to the pac 10

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Goddammit Bryce

that is literally the worst offensive option for us in this game.

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

Ideal possession there.

I can’t think of a better possession than Cartwright chucking up a prayer with short time on the shot clock.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

Hey y'all!

Taking a break from pretending to study-obviously this is planet Gatens and we’re all just guests.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

lulz

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

"it tastes worse than it smells"

/Archer’d

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

"She's like the Pele of Anal!"

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn SB Nation app!

I so want to rec this.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2012 8:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thanks.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm waiting for:

“Helicopter!”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Matt...sensing the end of his career...

Is kicking everyone’s ass

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

Like Rambo. Except no sequel in 24 years.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I resemble that remark.

Arlington.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Virginia Beach

one of the few places north of North Carolina where the ACC matters.

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You ever see TF2 (or some other multiplayer FPS) fragvids

Where there’s a sniper that just nails 6-7 headshots in a row without a care?

Yeah, that’s Gatens right now

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

This.

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Memo to B1G Conference Officials

From Matt Gatens.

SMURF YOU!!!

by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

CHARGE OF THE BROMMER!

Wait, that’s a bad thing

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

He looked like a pulling guard there.

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

AKA Charge of the Heavy Brigade?

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Brommer has no business handling the ball.

A spin in the post should be the extent of his offensive repertoire.

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

everything about his game is offensive

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Every time Gatens touches the ball

My stomach starts to get knots. This “enjoying basketball” is pretty fun.

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

Careful.

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Oy.

Just watch the game.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

a couple good games

Doesn’t do it for me. Sure good energy, but not under control.

by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Zach's had a rough patch

but his energy and drive are great. If he settles down he’ll be a big problem for Wisconsin tonight.

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Gatens and White, too.

GoWisco81!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Gah Brommer

4 out of our 5 players on offense are a mismatch in our favor, and Brommer charges

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

SPICY

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, out of bounds

I was sure they’d call that on White. But once in awhile, they surprise me.

MELSAHN-I-T-Y!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

ELEVEN!

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

It is turned up to 11 right now.

This game is so beautiful.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

SABEE!!!!

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

SPICY2

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

TRANSITION OFFENSE.

DUNKS. BASKETBALL. IOWA HAWKEYES. I LOVE EVERYTHING.

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

ALL IOWA EVERYTHING

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Made free throws? Rebounds?

Is it 1993 again?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd you

(like a hurricane)

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I EAT YOU

(just clicked on the YouTube up top, here)

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

The daddy long legs one is brilliant

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I need new pants.

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Just go with it.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

worldwide denim shortages are cyclical

we’re due for another one in five years or so. It’s science.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, how much cotton do they grow around Fairfield?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, it is the fabric of our lives.

The look…the feel of cotton.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh no.

Don’t do this to me, Rupert. I thought we were kindred spirits. Don’t smoke that away.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I haz a happy!

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

You can't see him, his time is now!

Basabe!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

might you suspect MrBrust

regrets the path to madison?

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

First time I’ve seen Basabe smile all season. Love it.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

If it's brown, then frown,

if it ain’t, then it’s quaint.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I just want to see Bo Ryan cry.

Please, Hawks, beat their asses so bad that you make Bo Ryan cry.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Badger stripes coated in tears.

I’d like to see it, too.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Scores...

I have no tv all together tonight, and only shotty cell web (in a cabin in the mountians after skiing all day).
If every once and a while some one can post scores i would be thankful. From the sounds of it im guessibg 30’s mid-late 1st half

Go hawks

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

35-24 Iowa.

Wisconsin just charged. Iowa ball. 3:27 in the half.

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

To both of you…
A half score and a few in the second would be great…i dont need too many b/c the reactions themsleves are good

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I am giddy.

PLAY LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME PLZ

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I can't be greedy

Just to see them playing like this, against this team (anything vs. Wisconsin is personal for me), showing this much improvement is enough for me. I don’t know the last time I’ve ever seen an Iowa player go for 21 in a half.

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

18 in a half

my bad. But damn, even still.

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently having fan support

and a full student section are a plus.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

ya fuckin think??

(agrees)

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I do. I fuckin' think.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Give away free plane tickets

and I would be there too

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

What is this, some sort of circus?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, 18 for Gater already.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks for the update.

They’re getting close and closer to a tourney bid. Hopefully they don’t get screwed over with the matchup again this year.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

at halftime you shouold take the time to view

the pregame from tOSU wiscy last year
it was their version of deal with it

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

Gater gettin laid tonight.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

E'rynight.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Just to prove your point

ann open 3

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Remember when we all thought he was the prize and White was an afterthought?

With Gesell coming in at PG, RDM moving to full-time SG, and Clemmons and Ingram coming in next year as well, Oglesby could end up a role player for when we need 3s and FTs.

I’m going to type this out just because it makes me so happy to look at:

1 – Gesell
2 – RDM
3 – White
4 – Basabe
5 – Woodbury

So much size, so many weapons. And still enough depth on the bench to run Fran’s uptempo style (and hopefully enough to deal with foul trouble for the bigs and avoid running the FR into a wall as the season and the first year in college go on). I guess you might try to counter it by going 3 guards and seeing if White can defend it, but I’m pretty sure that White Scottie Pippen can keep up.

I would attack that team by going right at the bigs and trying to get them in foul trouble. But then the next season THE SAME STARTING FIVE. Ahahahahahahah!!!

/aheadofmyself
//but not by much

"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble

by Notclevr on Feb 24, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I love you

you goofy Ginger bastard!

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Jumper L'Orange.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

7 players with an assist.

How many Hawkeyes have been on the floor? 8?

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

NO...not 20 more pounds

isn’t that what they tried with Basabe?

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Dunk L'Orange.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

YESYESYESYES

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

Gater!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

Who shot the heave at the buzzer? Please tell me not Gatens, I want that streak.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

Oglesby

And it was after the buzzer anyway.

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

McCabe?

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

9 at half is OK by me.

Finish this out and I’m buying a round for everyone.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

So much for Wisky's

Record breaking ppg defense.

by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I'm switching from the phone to the laptop.

My phone can’t handle awesomeness of this magnitude.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 8:47 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Er...

/AdmiralAckbar’d

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 8:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Er...

/AdmiralAckbar’d

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 8:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Damnit.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You are NOT

the Ferentz!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry...don't get it

Help a brother out…

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You are NOT the father!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Great minds, dude.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks,

yours is good too.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Naw.

I’m just wearing a little “Premium Unleaded.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

/has a sad

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

SEE?!?!

Look what you brought!

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

...

:-(

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Seth Davis called him

to give him a nice, 3-hour talking to.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what they say about huge ears, right?

/Means he’s a good “listener.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

All the better to hear you with . . .

cbb insiders

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok for realzz

I’m taking caps lock off now.
Pardon my excitement, friends.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

Leave it on.

Tonight, we dance!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta dance,

to dodge the bullets.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Bo Ryan is so mad, he's putting his makeup on.

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Oh come on, he is not

He’s unusual looking, but the noteworthy thing isn’t that he’s unattractive (he’s not). It’s that HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIS SCHOOL’S MASCOT.

"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble

by Notclevr on Feb 24, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I doubt I'll ever NOT laugh at this.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I think Houston Baptist and Liberty are.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I never got into that

Mostly due to the fact i didnt dance.
Truely a great cause though… 1.4 million is really amazing, as is the fact they have raised so much for so many years.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So. . . . .

Google sunglasses, eh?

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

I heard about those.

They sound awesome. Now I can really be Samus Aran!


…wait…

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I foresee thousands of idiots

wandering in front of busy cars or straight into buildings.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

This

Gonna be some epic Darwin Awards coming soon.

by HawkeyeInExile on Feb 24, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I would give body parts to get a bobblehead

cant justify the ten hour drive when i ahve to be at work at 7:30 tomorrow
damn my luck

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Careers are temporary,

Bobbleheads are forever.

/Never graduate.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

it would go right next to the nov 13 PREGAME poster

that pete thompson did
the image of hayden
made up from the collage of hawk pics

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

I missed that.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone have a score update for the ladies vs jNW?

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Giddy up, girls!

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Win. 70-63.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I think I'm glad Danica's not hurt,

but are you supposed to just hold your hands in the air as you crash?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

I assumed that, too.

I’ve just never noticed the other drivers do it.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

If you trust the harness, I can understand this. Especially at those speeds.

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

If you want to have any fun, yeah

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You just think youre glad?

Sounds to me you want to hook up to a crippled Danica

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I can't rule that out.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

SPAAAACE!!!

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

WOMEN WIN!

70-63, Iowa beats jNWU! 7 in a row!

by Xarin on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

TRUE FRESHMAN Logic

Girl’s a beast, so glad we’ve got three more years of her

by Xarin on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I seriously love it when

Logic prevails

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

When I first glaced at that..

I swore it said Magic Johnson.

"I scored a lot of touchdowns, and got to play some Varsity" -Big Al

by ReisnerPowa on Feb 23, 2012 9:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She's queen bee of that Hiv.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

And your streak comes to an end.

Boo at HIV jokes. Bad Chazz.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You knew it would end sooner or later.

Probably sooner.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Shake that thang!

/the winning streak, I mean.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Tied for 3rd in the B1G now, correct?

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

That Basabe smile makes me so happy. So good to see him happy.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

You gotta figure the ESPN producers who are showing this game

Are actually saying to themselves “Hey, the girls here aren’t half bad. Oh shit man, do you remember Northwestern? That was god fucking awful.”

by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

Over/under on Matt getting

new career high?

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

OgLESSD

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

Matt Gat3ns?

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy. Shit.

This is, wait for it. LEGENDARY!

by djwoody on Feb 23, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

GATER!!!!!!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

Try to not give me the Big Ten Player of the Week, bitchez!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously I was JUST going to say that.

True fact.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

We slimes, girl.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Ridin' that slime wave right now.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Partners in slime?

I hope you have the slime of your life?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

with the 'z' at the end and everything?

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Seth Davis'd

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

It was all because Iowa didn't beat PSU.

And the fact that they had decided it b/4 the Iowa gave was over, maybe even played, Sunday night.

by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, probably.

But I like to think the B10 office has it in for us.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

The streak is broken. :(

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

MAKE A NEW STREAK!

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

THAT FUCKING CHAIR

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

/Thrown through roof

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

ESPN talking shit about B-STUBBS?

You don’t want to see B-STUBBS angry . . . .

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

If it was B-Stubbs that tripped Gatens,

then they should cut Gatens.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

Will Gary Barta make Matt Gatens apologize for smashing his head into a chair?

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

Those chair rights activists have Barta in their pocket.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, my. That's hilarious. I salute you.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

#ChairRedacted

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

"Well Iowa's football school, the basketball program gets no support.

No weight room, no practice court, and - my god - you should have seen the way they treated their chairs."

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

In fairness, the thrown chair was from Michigan State.

But if anything, that just strengthens the fact that no chairs are safe.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

A foul on McCabe? Unpossible...

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

Good God McCabe.

You’re about as under-control as a catholic priest at an all-boys day care.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

Eh.

A little.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, Catholocism is a religion, right?

Think this might have bent a rule or two.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I can laugh once.

Maybe don’t make it a habit, or Pat Harty will put on his alter-boy robe and go after you.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't about religion, per say.

It was just supposed to emphasize the out-of-controlness of McCabe.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Habit?

Nun jokes are ok though?

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nun of that, please.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

These Catholicism puns are making me cross.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

This comment thread used to be my sanctuary.

You know, like Basabe and Medicom Court.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, Brother.

or sister.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

no more McCabe for a while please

more Basabe

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

Braise it with some Spotted Cow

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Crock pot

Best way to have it

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Haha, your sig goes well with your comment.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Should I be

Stoked?

Yeaaaahhhhhh!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

His younger bro is at UNI.

Zach, I think.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope. I'm wrong.

Hkobb has it right.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone ever see the twitter account @fransredface?

I LOL’d

"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth

by ManziBall on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

Next home game:

“All students get their shirt dry cleaned for free!”

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

"This shirt is dry clean only"

“which means it’s dirty.”

-Mitch Hedberg

for your enjoyment after the game

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

God, I love Mitch Hedberg

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

RIP

One of my favorites.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

uh-oh....

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

Damn, that's big.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

Let's wait until we're not leading

for the “d” word.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, for fuck's sake.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

Crap on a cracker...

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

You've got to be kidding me.

If this was a pool game, Wiscy would get just one shot at a time for this sloppy bullshit.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

Well, shit.

We did not come out of halftime strong.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

What the fuck just happened?

I don’t know about you, but I blame Ross.

by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Quick, give us a boob comment.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, depending on the age,

they either wouldn’t notice, or would be appreciative.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I obviously went to the wrong school

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

They've seen more of Nicky Minaj/Lady Gaga/whoever.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Not my hoodlehoo.

Ain’t no one seeing my hoodlehoo. /sad

by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Hang on...

What grade?

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh, my district's better.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Which program is that?

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

It's called,

“Boys, either don’t talk to strange women, or learn now how to talk to strange women.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

My sis did a year teaching special ed at Shawnee Mission West

She’s doing the stay-at-home mom thing now.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think she misses it much.

She worked with severely autistic kids, totally thankless job. Constantly kicked, hit, bit, etc. So when she got pregnant she decided it was time peace out.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Cartwright can't move

needs to take a seat

seriously?

by PSD on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

Open up a box?

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I'll go away.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Stay strong, Ross bb!

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

UNLEASH THE B STUBBS!

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

Gater!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

In the words of Tom Brands...

Someone has to step up and turn the momentum around. Who’s gonna be that guy?
/paraphrase’d

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

Wise move paraphrasing.

Too much intensity in the actual quote.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

That's nice.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

I like the idea of looking for Basabe isolate in the post

or White cutting to the basket. High % shots or draw fouls

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

holy linsanity

Batman

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The beginning of the Soul Caliber V commercial made me think it was another Assassin's Creed sequel.

Yeah, that would probably have been better.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

thank you

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Youth?

A nice haircut?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

He does make good passes from time to time.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Ball movement.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

13 points in Scrabble?

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Gatens is going crazy

31 points with 8:30 to play

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Ohai

Turns out you can in fact call defensive fouls. In other news, Iowa players cannot dunk without being blocked of late.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

For fuck's sake Gatens

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

GATENS!

Matty Fresh.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

I know they scored

but he just spiked the ball into some wisconsin players head.

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

AGAIN!!!

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

new high

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

rec for the effort

I didn't order assholes with my whiskey

by White Lightning on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on.

You know he just C&P’d that.

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU CAN"T STOP HIM BITCHEZ

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

As a fan of another team ...

I love this kid when he plays anybody else … just not us.

by JamesK144 on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

GATENS ATTACK.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

Gater!

Get career highs, every night, every day.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

GAT3NS

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus, Cartwright.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

This team is SPICY

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

Dangerously spicy down low?

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

MEL!

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

ALL THE TRANSITION POINTS

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

Wait, players other than Gatens are allowed to score?

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

The only thing that could make this better is Gus Johnson.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

Or no Dan Dakich.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Fire up the soundboard.

OHHHHHHH!
RISE AND FIRE!
SPICY!!!

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Bryce there you go . . .

AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF. -—> it was a great pass up the court to a wide open White

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

FINISH THIS

(Haduoken!)

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Next home game...

Bobble Heads for every player!!!!

by Bust my McNuttz on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

Wisconsin doesn't know hard to guard white people

Which is odd considering how many white guys play for Wisconsin

by ncthawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

next they will compare gatens

To luke recker

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Coach Redacted mentioned.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

It's like we're working our way out of hell one level at a time.

Last year it was climbing the frozen Satan that was re-hashing the Lickliter experiment. This year we’re walking on the face of HWSNBN while announcers bring up the Hairgel years. In a couple years I hope up to the level where we’ll be hearing references to Dr. Tom.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn Disney commercials make me nostalgic.

Lived in Orlando for the Disney College Program in 2008. Great times watching the Hawks at the Ale House and then decided “Yaknow what? I’m heading up to IC for a game this year!”

That game was the Penn State game :)

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

McCabe got nuthin.

/officially entering Worleyville.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

Wow. Beautiful.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Android rec

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Came back to rec this.

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. I'm just being a dick.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

But he did stay at a Worleyville Inn last night

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Public Service Announcement

FUCK YOU BO!

This message paid for by everyone else in the B1G.

by djwoody on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

I have a Pitbull...

She wears black and gold…

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

PITBULL YOU GUYS

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

Boom boom boom boom

I’m a shitty singer.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

Prob not.

But you’re the music expert, right? Or is that IAmAlex?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I concur.

Pitbull sucks.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

DO NOT USURP MY TITLE.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I seem to recall you saying that before?

Was it you or IAmAlex that typed about your band trips?

/I know too much.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Was it during football season?

Because I probably bitched about missing four games because of marching competitions.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Alex seems to want the title

I was in band, but he seems to want it more, so I’ll let him have it

by Xarin on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

:D

My life has meaning.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, better than the "band" that does

Tonight Tonight and I Like It Like That.

…not Smashing Pumpkins or…whoever did the original I Like It Like That. That new ground who just makes songs that are like “I’m a Teenager in Cali and life is great not a care in the world”

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I recently discovered this:

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Are those breath strips

or Meth strips?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Meth strips is close:

It’s like those Listerine strips, but it’s got caffeine on it.

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate that kid.

I sort of hope the next commercial sees him say “Where’s the nearest dentist. I just got punched in the face.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with Morehouse. I say we hire Gatens for OC.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

My name is Ricky Stanzi, and I approve of those shirts, fellas.

"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble

by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

I'm glad I'm in Florida right now

I get different crappy commercials than ya’ll do

by Toobaboy on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

Probably a lot of

“Cash4Gold” amirite?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

hehe

I’m seeing a lot of commercials for chiropractic care

by Toobaboy on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

If Gatens doesnt deserve five minutes onthe Journey

take the fucking show off the air

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

DAMN it, May.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

Sick dunk for Wilson...

…and Wisconsin’s still down 9 because dunks are only 2 points.

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

Holy fuck where's the foul?

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

OUT OF BOUNDS?

You’re not going to call the obvious foul?

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

Ginger on Ginger crime

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

It's always a crime.

"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble

by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

A contest of ill-tempered gingers!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Bull fucking shit

pushed the hell out of White

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

GINGER ALERT

Ginger on ginger action

Follow @LWeb23

by Lweb23 on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Gatens the only offensive production on the court, apparently

And, hoooolllly shit. Gingers play tackle basketball.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

That's how Wisky scores it's

51 ppg.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

:D

Is El Generico in the building?

/indy wrestling fan

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

That's a rec, eh.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

karmic turnover

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

And do not give McCabe the ball.

Not even for shooting drills after the game.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That was very ohiohawk-like

only with more punctuation

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

gratzi gratzi

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Exceeds exclamation mark allotment.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Ole Ole Ole

(1) for El Generico
(2) it reminds me when I went to Spain for a school trip in HS and their version of the Price is Right had the audience sing that during the Showcase Showdown. (or whatever they called the big wheel)

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we doing it because we are passing very well, and the Wicky guys can't keep up?

If so, it’s appropriate. Otherwise it’s just synchronized dumb shouting.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Regarding Soccer chants

I’ll take “ole ole ole” over 7 Nation Army chant.

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

A million times yes

And I even like Seven Nation Army in its purest form

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

63-54 Iowa

Foul number 6 on Wisconsin. Next foul and we’re in the bonus

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Again

Thanks to you both

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

BULLSHIT

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

Jump?

Eh…yeah, no.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

Balls.

Hairy, sweaty, nasty balls.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

/winning

/literally.

"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble

by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...hate to say it...

Like that the Cyzzzz are doing well…

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Fun times for all

It’s great to see both Iowa and Iowa State get good again. If there is anything I want as much for Iowa to be a constant national power (in either fb or bb [OR BOTH!]), it’s for ISU to do the same.

Seriously, imagine an Iowa/ISU game with NATIONAL TITLE IMPLICATIONS on both sides!

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Not gonna happen.

ISU won’t get there. I can’t even imagine that. I can barely imagine it for Iowa, and we’ve had 2 11-win years since I became an adult.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not expecting it to happen in the slightest

Just an awesome pipe dream. Make the nation watch us as a state be the best in the world

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I assumed he was talking about Basketball

In which case… why not?

We’ve got the best transfers jealousy can buy

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Need to keep moving the ball around on O

Something will break open. Or the zebras will bail out Bucky.

by djwoody on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

Keep dumping it to Basabe in the post

Now, Melsahn: if they are dumb enough to double you, kick it out. We’ll get points.

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

/gets up by double digits

/offense starts thinking about the party later
/Team starts heart-stopping comeback

Fran and Kirk are besties, guys.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST reply actions  

FINISH THEM

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

I like the boos everytime Brust gets the ball.

Students are into the game.

"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble

by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

They were audibly yelling something at Evans in the first half, but I couldn't make it out.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Smart RDM, smart

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

Gatens missed that shot on purpose.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

Matt Gatens doesn't miss.

He provides rebound opportunities.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Second 35!

Take all the time you need, RDM

by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

Um, yeah, that would be what we call a foul.

Boy, oh boy.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

63-56 Iowa

WI ball w/2:04 left. Iowa’s the only team in the bonus (1 and 1)

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST reply actions  

Nope football is tied

42-42-2, but yes winner here is ahead in basketball.

by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

He meant the combined record of football+basketball.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Shut up, Dakich!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

4 points, 4 assists, and 4 turnovers

That’s a triple quadruple, right?

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

And then Sweet Caroline

/Illinois’d
/ISU’d

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Basabe Kingsbury'd Taylor's head into the floor?

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

That line on Taylor ...

4 pts, 4 assts, 4 TURNS???? Man, am I jelly …

by JamesK144 on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

Who’s ready for a clock malfunction?!

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

And correct.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Whaaaaat?

Best officiated?

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

That was a man's rebound.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

Best officiated game?

You’ve been bitching about officiating the entire time?

by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

"Best officiated game I've seen in the Big Ten this year..."

Okay, THAT’S A GOOD ONE.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

Well, have you seen the other games in the B1G this year?

It’s not a high hurdle.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Just arrived in Minneapolis.

Turned on the game. My weekend of Ice Fishing is starting off real good.

by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

You're also ice fishing?

What a coincidence!

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Unfortunately no.

Next weekend in Duluth, though.
I’m jealous of you, friend. Catch those bastards.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

uggggggggh

5 second violation on RDM

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

stupid

untimely turnover by RDM

by Toobaboy on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

GIVE IT TO GATENS NOW

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

Going to love watching White

for 3 more years. Too bad Matty fresh can’t be here for it.

by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not feeling that shot there.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

never an acdv fan

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

63-58 Iowa

Iowa ball w/the Hawkeyes inbounding w/32.4 seconds left.

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions  

Please god.

I really want to listen to JS tonight.

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions  

What is that?

Journal-Sentinel Tonight? On FSWI?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

Junior Senior.

Now I get it.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry, would have explained earlier

but got distracted during the last minutes of the game. then had to return the phone calls i had been ignoring.

by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

It's cool. I should have understood earlier.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 24, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

LET 'EM PLAY, REF!

/assaults with baseball bat

YEAH BEST OFFICIATING.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Get it to Gatens, Inbounds L'Orange!

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

Please find someway to let Gatens shoot free throws.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah.

My name is Dan Dakich, and I use to follow the Big Ten, two decades ago. That Lou Henson is angry.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

DAMMIT

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

what the fuck

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK

"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble

by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

Mother of JESUS.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

question

pardon my ignorance – I haven’t seen much reason to pay attention to Iowa BBall for several years now, but what year is Marble?

by Toobaboy on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

thank you

we should get a couple more good years from him

by Toobaboy on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

sophomore

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Soph.

"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble

by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Brust 3 pointer

63-61 Iowa w/20 seconds left. This is why YOU INBOUND THE BALL TO MATT FUCKING GATENS!!!

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

I WENT AWAY

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

WHY IS GATENS INBOUNDING?

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST reply actions  

never mind good job

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Fran runs that play all the time

I’m pretty sure opposing teams all know it’s coming now

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

CLOCK FUCKING MALFUNCTION

Follow your dreams - to the max! Amen.

by Ill Jukes on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions  

It was the score-table's fault.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Right.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

BOROSKI APOLOGIST!

J’ACCUSE!

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm sort of shocked you remember his name.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

It's only been mentioned a bunch of times on BHGP today.

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Clock malfunction.

Finish your keg.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

What is this? Ames?

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

If it was Ames, I’d have said “Finish your keg…of Hamm’s.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer Olde Main's Dinky Wheat

never could develop a taste for Natty. Shit’s worse than Busch Light

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Do they sell Natty in kegs?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes. Or at least they used to.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I like bears.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Burch.

/Sob.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa clock operators:

“Giving Iowa fans blue balls since 2012”

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I CALLED IT. CLOCK MALFUNCTION.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions  

THROW THE CLOCK FRAN

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

They probably already should be.

Whoever is doing it had like, 12 problems this year.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

for a multi million business

We could afford better

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Please dear god

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST reply actions  

especially since the refs should be aware that Wiscy would do whatever they could

to keep him from getting the ball. So you have to assume they were watching it.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

This needs to be a rule change . . .

if it’s a clock/technical malfunction, circumstances need to reset to whatever they were before the malfunction

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST reply actions  

DONT STOP

(DONT STOP!)

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST reply actions  

CAN’T STOP!

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

4......

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST reply actions  

Aiiiggght Dev. Well done.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST reply actions  

SQUEEEEEEEEEE!

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you RDM..

"I scored a lot of touchdowns, and got to play some Varsity" -Big Al

by ReisnerPowa on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

HHHHUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEE

Is it football season? Why the close game.

by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

65-61 Iowa

one more foul to give w/18.7 seconds left

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO

STOP THE OVER-RATED CHANT. IT’S NOT OVER!!!!

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

Overrated?

Seriously guys?

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

I've never understood that chant.

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh fuck off Dakich

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

Go fuck yourself Bo

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

Nothing like the intentional foul that wasn't called

In the Denver-Hudson Class 2A district game on Tuesday.
/form tackle’d

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK FUCK YES YES

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

Atta boy, Aaron!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

YES YES YES YES

LET’S FUCKING PARTY

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

AARON FUCKING WHITE

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking Aaron White.

Goddammit.

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Make it, you Ginger Wonder!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

Dakich shut the fuck up

Follow your dreams - to the max! Amen.

by Ill Jukes on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

White misses the FT

WI inbounding w/8.9 seconds left

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

Smart by White to find Gatens.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

I'm just glad he found a white shirt.

Wisky guys were swarming.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

SWEEP HAPPENING

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

Gater.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

WI w/the layup

65-63 Iowa. Matt Gatens going to the line in the double bonus w/3.8 seconds left

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions  

ONE MORE ONE MORE

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions  

GATER!!!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions  

MOVE YOUR FEET BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions  

EAT A MILLION ASSES BO RYAN

Follow your dreams - to the max! Amen.

by Ill Jukes on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Rush the floor?

Are we even over .500?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry.

I’m just not big on rushing the court unless it is a massive win.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the more the merrier

Have some fun and fuck the haters, IMO.

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

We swept a Top 20 team and both of our main rivals.

Court rushing is due full force.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

That's good,

but not necessarily a reason to rush, to me.

I guess I’m also the type of guy who watches the field-rushing at Kinnick instead of partaking, so…

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It’s been forever since there was basketball hope around these parts. Matt Gatens is a senior. He just had a career high. Good for them; it’s good to be excited.

by txhawkeye on Feb 23, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually

I think rushing the floor is probably more acceptable for a team under .500

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

SUCK IT BO RYAN

WE WILL NOT SHAKE HANDS. WE WILL PARTY IN YOUR FACE.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah!

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Good thing he got the second....

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

YOU RUSH THAT COURT.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Oh you'd better believe

In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here!

by nhradar on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

The Polish Hat!

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Awesome!

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

oh my.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to give Ross some credit for this win.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely.

He took one for the team.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Polish hat hearts Aaron White

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

We swept Minny, and Wisky.

We lost one to Nebby. Illinois, I’m looking at you on Sunday!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Now let's hope that "first sweep of Wisconsin since 2012"

is never used in a basketball broadcast.

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Agreed.

"Hardcore will never die, but you will."

by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless some dumbfuck is commentating the game next year.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

entirely plausible

You won't never regret this, mister editing man.

by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Zis is how vee Dance

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

CARRY MATT GATENS

he’s tired

Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST

by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST reply actions  

Junior Senior.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Junior Senior.

Follow your dreams - to the max! Amen.

by Ill Jukes on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

0 bitch.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Hold on, we've got a young'un!

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Goo goo gah gah

Can I haz a Junior Senior pweazzze?

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

1995

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

We overlapped by a year!

But only because I was on the extended plan.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 23, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

UH ZIPPITY ZOPPITY ZOPBOPZOP

I Cosby when excited.

You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Our football team

tries the football version of this every game. Sometimes it works.

by Ratface McDougal on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I know that feel, bro

see: most comments of mine that Chazz gets pissy about

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Do I really get pissy at that many of your comments?

I didn’t think so, but I haven’t really been counting.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really

It’s just that usually you’re the only one who does get pissy.

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't poke Chazz

He’s been good lately.

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

oh gus....

"Hardcore will never die, but you will."

by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

33 pts for Gater.

7 of 10 from three?

Unreal.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions  

rec'd when I get home

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

*thy

drunj

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 24, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Holy Kingsbury, chucker of God, shoot for us Hawkeyes

Now and at the hour of your hangover, amen.

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 24, 2012 3:19 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

They're going to give it to Paul Shirley?

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

…and stop calling me shirley.

by kythom on Feb 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Of the month

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

CW tried to bully me into not watching the finale

Watched it. Loved it. Wunt ascarit!

GO HAWKS!

Das Stochern gewinnt.

by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Badger sweep

Fuck yeah…
And fuck all B1G coaches names Bo thay have red as a color

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

And fuck this asshole on ESPN

You rush that court. You rush it HARD.

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, whoever the fuck that guy is.

Wisconsin was awesome before we beat them but now they aren’t worth rushing the floor over? Douche.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

They should release an audiobook of the Dictionary read by Brent Musburger.

You are looking liiiiiiiiiiiive… into the B section of Oxford’s Official English Dictionary

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

Not to ruin the party

But my GF just made an AWESOME point.
We only Junior Senior’d once during football season and that was when we beat jNW for the first time in forever.
How many is this now for BBall? Three?

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

Have you been following bball at iowa lately?

Versus how it used to be? Big wins ARE a bfd!

"Hardcore will never die, but you will."

by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh no I agree.

I’ve watched more Iowa hoopyball this year than I have in the past 4, when I was a student there.
I just thought that was an interesting point, cuz we celebrate for football all the time.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Must admit..

The wife rolls her eyes when she hears JS too. Alot lately, but c’mon, we’ve beaten some ranked teams this year! Our bball team isn’t nearly as established as our football team. Nor wrestling. Though our wbball is doin’ just fine. Oh, and fuck the badgers.

"Hardcore will never die, but you will."

by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, fuck Wisconsin and the Bo Ryan they rode in on

I love beating that turd. He’s such a flaming pile of douche.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Tell your gf to shut the fuck up..

IF you have the stones

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Hold on guys

Let’s be clear. She is pumped about JS and that Iowa basketball is decent/respectable/Frantastic again. She was just saying that it’s sad that we didn’t get to have the same amount of celebrating for football. That’s all.

by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

just sayin... we just won against a top 20 team...

tell her to shut the fuck up! (stones man….stones)

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

That's pretty mean, dude.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

no it's not...

If he get’s slapped, he prolly still gets laid if he plays his cards right…. I mean…you don’t see the potential for angry-make-up-sex???

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Feb 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude.

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Love UW fans bitching about rushing the floor on twitter.

I will respond to each of you trolls with one word: SWEEP

Follow your dreams - to the max! Amen.

by Ill Jukes on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

i am waiting for the headline to come up on espn

i will be interested in the context

Her noblesse exceeded her oblige

by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

JUNIOR SENIOR.

"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011

by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Albert Young on Twitter.

#iowa with the big win! I’m so glad I de-committed from #wisconsin haha .. #hawkeyenation go ahead and rush the court.. Rub it in lol

"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands

by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

Totally forgot that the Journey was filming tonight

And I’m willing to bet they’re doing it for Gatens.

Um….holy shit.

by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST reply actions  

Back to back career high games

Putting on a fucking clinic from 3. Sweeping a rival. Students rushing the court. And it’s his fucking bobblehead night.

They have to be using this story for the Journey. Don’t they?

by HawkeyeInExile on Feb 24, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Whaaa?

Don’t have a tv, what’s the journey? A B10network show? Watch what I can online. But it would be boss to check it out for this game.

"Hardcore will never die, but you will."

by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

it’s their weekly show that goes “behind the scenes.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit

I giggled at that one. Rec.

Executive Producer - WRNL TV

by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

ba-zing!

"Hardcore will never die, but you will."

by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

WOW!

Reluctant rec.

Ceci n'est pas un blogue.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Chazz!

Splash!

Das Stochern gewinnt.

by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 10:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

booooooo reeeeeeec boooooooo reeeeeeeec

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 24, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Well...off to read some more of Perfect 10

It really has been a good book on Santo so far.

Thanks for the updates all.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

You mean the magazine?

Happy…“reading.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I got to get my hands on that book.

Opening day is around the corner, and it isn’t the same without Ronnie on wgn.

"Hardcore will never die, but you will."

by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck this Big East love,

Let’s get some Iowa on the ESPN homepage.

"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble

by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 10:11 PM CST reply actions  

Jason .....

said Gatens is a legitimate NBA player…..awesome!

by docted on Feb 23, 2012 10:12 PM CST reply actions  

Just don't get on the motorbike with him, Gater.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

/haz a sad

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 23, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

So...who's next?

…Illinois…hmmmmmmmmmmmm……

by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

Illinois in a death spiral.

But, it IS a road game.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably about half as long as since we've won at MSU.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

We really need to get our students to troll their arena

PAYBACK, BITCHEZ!

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Just so happy to see CHA bursting at the seams.

I have to deal with a father-in-law Xavier fan so all we have to talk about is bball (see, they don’t have football), and how great (I say thugish) Xavier is. This win, and others this year, I will take with me to Cincy and politely educate him. On Iowa, now and forever. Amen.

"Hardcore will never die, but you will."

by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

I hear the same from my Marquette grad husband

Who goes to a school that doesn’t play football? Where homecoming is a soccer game? (Not knocking soccer. It just doesn’t feel right Homecoming.)

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 23, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Visited ESPN scoreboard conversation

Lots of bitter people out there, remembered why I don’t waste my time usually with comments there.

by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST reply actions  

Don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever go to the ESPN boards. Just making with the clicky makes you lose brain cells

by txhawkeye on Feb 23, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Like, 8 or 10 years ago,

they had a B10 message board that was slightly fun. But the comment sections on any story are full of retards. Mean retards.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

All my ISU fans are snarky now, too.

To them I say:
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck youuu, CyHawk you’re cool, fuck you. I(m out.

Das Stochern gewinnt.

by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions   2 recs

Great movie.

Well, not really. Not at all. Fun movie.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 24, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

91-92

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.

by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

not hitting a field goal in the last 7mins or so doesn't concern anyone else?

I mean I hope we just don’t see a carryover like we had when we let up towards the end against PSU at home even tho we still won, then came out flat against jNW on the road the next game and got beat… Assembly Hall is still a tough place to play no matter how senile Bruce Weber is becoming. I’d like to see us finish better. Other than that… ahh well screw it, we won.

by hawktalker on Feb 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST reply actions  

Sure, but I'm not going to worry about that 20 minutes after the game.

Save it for tomorrow.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, they did score 43 in the first half. I’m going with a win is a win is a win. It’s always more fun.

by txhawkeye on Feb 23, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course it worries everyone

but it’s not like it was part of the game plan. Either join in the celebration or at least stop inventing reasons to kill the fun

by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

this may be.....

the most bipolar thread in the history of BHGP. First half WHOOOOO…..last 5 minutes FUUUUUUCCCCKKK!…..game over JUNIOR FUCKING SENIOR TIME!!! I love it! GO HAWKS!!

by odiE- on Feb 23, 2012 10:31 PM CST reply actions  

If Gater keeps up this run

BHGP is going to have to have 1st and 2nd half threads for basketball as well.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Feb 24, 2012 1:14 AM CST reply actions  

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