WISCONSIN AT IOWA GAMETHREAD: WATCH IT OUT, BADGERS
Wisconsin Badgers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM CST
Badger, I Eat You by Flula (via djflula)
This is Flula, the guy who wondered months ago how Daddy Longlegs makes a life. He's got it out for Badgers now, and obviously, so do we.
We've got a highly, wildly unlikely sweep of Wisconsin at stake here, and even though the Badgers are heavily favored, the game IS at Carver. Weirder things have happened.
The game is televised on ESPN2 tonight, plus simulcast on ESPN3.com, but we are still obligated to inform you that no links to unauthorized streams will be tolerated. Also, don't be racist or sexist or homophobic or otherwise prone to slurs. You guys all know that stuff by now, right? Right. Good.
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WTF is BPI?
Why is ESPN so intent on creating statistical ratings that no one cares about? See: QBR.
QBR? Quack back ratio?
How good people are at reclaiming their seats?
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance
with badgers.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
It still is!
I’d say about 60% funny, 24% really funny.
The 90s had a better ratio, but I don’t think by much. It’s just that we only remember the funny skits because of (1) time, (2) selected viewing [youtube, best of dvds], and (3) people love to hate on the new.
I’ll admit that there aren’t cast members who are almost always funny like they used to, but that’s because there are better opportunities for success via TV and movies.
Full disclosure, it was also hard for me to admit that SNL could still be funny when a guy from Good Burger / All That is on it… But Keenan is actually (read: surprisingly) pretty good.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
We shall have to agree to disagree on this one.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta go with CW here
I haven’t found SNL even remotely funny in years (save for maybe one skit here and there). I used to watch the older episodes when Comedy Central played them every day (they stopped a few years back). The contrast is quite clear in my mind.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
Bill Hader is hilarious. Seth Meyers does amazing work with weekend update, most of the digital shorts are incredible too.
Most of Kristin Wig’s stuff is the same and not that funny (usually because of lazy writing: "wouldn’t it be funny if she plays a character who talks weird??!!?).
I DVR it and fast forward through the boring skits. So I can’t say it’s amazing, it’s just a lot better than the party line suggests.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
Seth
Has a great weekend update. His delivery is tiked gery well and he just seems to know how to nail every joke. The guests can get old…but the devil one of late is by far the best
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did you see last week with Maya Rudolph?
There were quite a few skits that were really good.
by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
She's pretty.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
I gotta think they had a few whitney houston sketches planned.
I’m assuming they didn’t do any though? Haven’t gotten around to watching it yet.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
I saw some of them on Warming Glow.
I’m just old school about SNL. The Billy Crystal “oh that smarts” skit is still one of my all-time favorites. And don’t get me started on “van down by the river”.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
COULD BE MAYBE OR NOT!
Jordan Garretson @jordangarretson
If the pre-game stretch line is any indication, May and Cartwright are a go. Even if Cartwright plays I expect his mins to be highly limited
seriously?
And really probably May for that matter.
by clay-born to party on Feb 23, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
Are you forgetting Stokes and Stubbs??
by clay-born to party on Feb 23, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
SEC basketball sucks huge.
Wish I was at Carver tonight. Ames sucked the life out of me today and replaced it with 30 pounds of weight. I am recuperating with muscle relaxers so if Iowa wins tonight I will feel awesome, and if they lose I will just feel numb.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions
Harty says there's 2000 students there already
and that’s probably through his sunglasses so there could be more
seriously?
Amazing what free pizza will do for student attendance.
by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 7:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Free ice cream too!
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
FREE CARS
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Free Paul Chaney!
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That pig is so lonely up there
You betcha
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
He has the national championship trophys
And a Heisman from the depression era to keep him company. Plus, Tim Brewster stops by every once in a while and breathes heavily on his display case.
Good point.
Not lonely. Just really creeped out.
GO FIGHT HIRE ME BACK
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
And non lethal Wisconsin fan attacks
So lucky, these kids
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
I miss Hillcrest cafeteria.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
One one-thousand, two one-thousand.
Two people are there, everyone has a midterm.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
and no.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
What is going to win tonight...
The “what the fuck are we doing yells”, or
“Matty Fresh!!!” (insert other player name option here…)
I have rum ready in case of either event. Game on!
Hawks....yup, I like 'em
There is absolutely nothing finer to wear to a Big Dance than a badger pelt
Let’s go get ours.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 7:28 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
NOOOOO
@storminspank: You might remember official Bo Boroski from such games as Iowa vs UNI
seriously?
TO BO BOROSKI!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
Sure it's not "Bob O'Roski"?
That’s what I’m calling him.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 23, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully that UNI troll cash stopped flowing his way
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Glad I'm on drugs right now.
Hope they don’t wear off.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
BOBOCOP!
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Meh, yeah?
Only because Duke got away with a horrible carry/travel no-call earlier.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
Flula has some of the best YouTube vids!
ThenProof is in the Pudding is one of my faves
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions
I love living in Gopherland right now
Tubby Smith just pulled an awesome Glen Mason last night.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions
Anyone else watching the Heat vs. Knicks game?
This is my first Linsperience. He reminds me a lot of Steve Nash…except terrible.
Wow, I didn't know Jeff Peterson was playing for the FSU Seminoles now
he just hurt Austin Rivers on accident.
by clay-born to party on Feb 23, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions
Holy shit!
Bama player crashes through the media table!
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions
Right into whoever the comentators are.
“Are you alright pardner?”
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
It's Brad Nessler.
He says “pardner” in a very friendly way.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWL!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Watching stuff on YT, and I hear a loud crash from the TV.
An Alabama player crashed right into the announcers, I think.
Odds of this Bama/Arkansas game encroaching on Iowa's tip?
One million percent
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
ESSSSSS EEEEEEEEE SEEEEEEEE RUN TIME
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
I was thinking the same thing.
And, of course, the clocks will all work at CHA for the first time ever.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
Carver double header?
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
Gross.
thx
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
And I bet they are the prettiest girls in town.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm at work
Too busy to hang with the kool kids.
GO HAWKS!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 7:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I'm not the only one whose friend juvenilely calls them the Semen holes, right?
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
I wish for at least one week,
that ESPN2 reverts their visual scheme to espn2 The Deuce again. Everyone loves late 90’s skater rock
I love when classic shows it
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
At least Arkansawl is using up the shot clock.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:48 PM CST reply actions
Iowa basketball on national TV
Woo-Hoo!!
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 7:48 PM CST reply actions
Tru dat
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
I do not get it in GA
But I have cable, not direct TV
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Well Iowa's been on ESPNU a bajillion times this year
and that’s clearly national TV. It’s just terrible national TV that nobody watches.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
You have to get a sports package from Mediacom to get it
So it’s “national” but you have to pay for it. I doubt it’s standard cable for anyone.
I know it's on standard cable in at least some markets.
But I don’t disagree otherwise. I sure as hell don’t pay for it.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Ouch
Alabama airballed free throw
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions
Bama player just Archie'd a free throw.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions
Completely Off-Topic
Whoever recommended “Party Down” on Netflix in Hamsterdam yesterday?
THANK YOU.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
You're welcome.
It wasn’t me, but I loved that show.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
I may have said something about it.
Still a shame that its going away in a week
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
That is my credo.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Shit Ross is here.
Now we’re going to lose.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate that I can't ever find anything on Netflix Instant.
That or it recommends things I have told it I have already seen but not stuff like this that I would actually like to see. ARGH!
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
What are you using to watch?
If it’s the internet, just run a search on the Netflix site and add it to your queue.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think I've seen the ball fly out of bounds in the Bama/Ark game
more times than I’ve seen it go to the basket
It's ridiculous.
And is why we’ll probably miss the first 5 minutes of the Iowa game.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Fortunately, Arkansas is about as good as holding onto the ball
As Ryan Mallett is. This shouldn’t last much longer.
Do their basketball unis
look like Michigan’s too?
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
t'other way round
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone else think this John Carter movie is going to do about as well as John Carter's Iowa basketball career?
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
I don't get it.
I can’t imagine someone living in that society would be named John Carter. It seems awfully plain. That and I don’t understand what is going on in it at all.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Try telling that to Metta World Peace!
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
So anyone believing in jinxes, please ignore this.
Over the last…. 4 years (maybe?) I have only been this excited for one hawkeye basketball game. It was this year’s Ohio State game after winning at wisconsin, at minnesota. I feel like we’ll do better this time though – team has gelled a bit more. The team won’t be as bewildered to see a full CHA, and Ohio State is just really really good.
I’m James Brown’ing over here! Go Hawks!
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 7:56 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, I was thinking about the OSU loss earlier today when I was reading Ross's answers for B5Q, I think.
That was a game that really stubbed the toe of fan momentum. I think Carver attendance would’ve been a lot better over the course of the season if we hadn’t gotten our shit bashed in that game.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN3...
Your event is about to begin.
Please stand by.
3 minutes to the show!
Hawks....yup, I like 'em
ESPN scroller just said tipoff at 8:05
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
He was tying his shoe
so probably a while ago
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
He's only allowed to tie his shoe once a night?
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
Gingers have a much longer-lasting shoe-tie.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. Those are the rules.
It looked like he was lacing up for the initial time
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Can someone give me a heads-up of when the Arkansas-Alabama game is over?
Thanks.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
It's not over, but the Iowa game is on now.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Good Luck Hawks
Please keep improving so that Drake-UNI is no longer the premier game in Iowa.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Tell me if they havea video this good at CHA tonight
this is what tOSU used last year to pump up the crowd in columbus
still the best pregame i have ever seen
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
BTW, here's ESPN's "label" or whatever you want to call it for this game:
Thursday Night Showcase Pres By T. Rowe Price as Part of Judgment Week: Big Ten College Basketball – Iowa vs. Wisconsin
We've come a long way from "Big Monday"
Is it too late to go back?
by Brock Sampson on Feb 23, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
per Hlas
the players did a half-lap high fiving the students before they took the court
seriously?
by PSD on Feb 23, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Love it
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Feb 23, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
I think they've been doing that for much or part of the season.
They did it at the Minny game.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
they have the student section stand around the court and the team high-five’s them. It’s cool.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, cutting away TO Iowa. Damn straight.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions
Wha??? B1G over SEC on ESPN?
In bball I suppose it makes sense
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
Thank you ESPN
For dumping SEC hoops!
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Feb 23, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions
Yes! Shot clock violation!
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions
You know, if the Hawks do exactly this the rest of the game
it will end 240-0.
I will no be disappointed with anything less.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions
Keep it loud all night, CHA
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions
Incredible
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Gatens has it early tonight. That's scary.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions
When do we get the Gatens statue at CHA?
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
After then B1G Tourney MVP award is won
And we get done dancing
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
McCabe is a huge liability on defense right now.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions
And Basabe in.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of liabilities
Thanks ESPN for being so awesome.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure the Indiana game was in his head in a major way
He seemed like he was so afraid to foul early that he didn’t even want to defend.
by HawkeyeInExile on Feb 23, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
I think giving up 8 points to his guy in 3 minutes probably had more to do with it
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
He completely looked like he was just trying not to foul.
And then he fouled.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
Wonder if he's playing tentatively to try to avoid foul trouble.
by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
I think he's just generally too slow on defense
and that’s where a lot of his fouls come from.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Where do you live?
In MSP we switched in time for tip off.
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Feb 23, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
Of course we are a third SEC.
/shudders
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
It didn't on DTV in MSP.
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
Yea Comcast!
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
The first time those words have ever been uttered.
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
DC
Had to wait through SEC hell.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
I thought Minnesota hated Iowa.
Take that you schmucks.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Will someone cover/hack/injure
this Evans character already?
We just let Bryan Adams do his own thing.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Wisconsin with 14 points 5 minutes into the game?!
New record for Bo’ boys.
MELSAHN BLOCKSABE.
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
Blocksabe!
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:15 PM CST reply actions
Melsahn Basabe says
Get that weak shit outta here.
That was definitely goaltending
Home cooking tastes mighty good.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 23, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
I LOVE that you love it!
I miss Z. /pouty face
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Both
They were booing Ben Brust, and they heckled Bo hard anytime he talked to a ref.
by HawkeyeInExile on Feb 23, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
I was daydreaming of a rowdy, racous
and mostly vicious student section tonight. Cuz, well, fuck Wisconsin.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
I hate Wisconsin
but man do I love that dude’s haircut
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:17 PM CST reply actions
And the students are going to boo Brust every time he touches the ball.
Ha.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions
black magic.
there is no way that was supposed to go in.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions
Jesus Christ Gatens.
Fucking unreal.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions
Dare I say
EN FUEGO!
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions
OMGatens!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I mean, OMattGatens!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wiscy can't miss either. Damn.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions
Someone is going to stop hitting everything,
and that team will probably lose. I hope it is Byadgers.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
it'd be nice to see where their legs are after 40 minutes of this
they don’t have a whole lot of experience with that, I wouldn’t think
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I'm saying.
Wisconsin already has 20 points and it’s not just before halftime!
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
I'm afraid their little hearts will give out.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Now you made me sad. Reminds me of that childrens book
Ice Fang or whichever one ended with the dog dying
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure to be honest
I just remember the sled dog whose heart explodes at the finish line. I hate that book.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
8 Below?
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2012 8:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh... nope. Not that.
There was some movie called… Iron Fang? Iron Ice? about a sled dog competition. White Iron Fang Ice?
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Im watching!
Let’s go Hawks!
Whoooo! How do you like dem Gatens?
by RH's Bookie on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions
pfft that's barely above 70%
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
I like Basabe's energy
Let’s keep going to him while Matt’s getting a rest. Looks like he’s got quicker feet than his matchup
damn!
phenomenal move but just didn’t get the jumpstop
Settle down Zach
Great energy, just play in control
Luckily Wisconsin keeps making up for McCabe right now.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions
That's not even close to what I fucking said.
I was being happy that Wisconsin fucked up.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Give Eddie a Beer.
Seriously.
/only (mostly) kidding
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Whatever dude.
McCabe is one of my favorite players this year, but he’s turning the ball over, and so is Wisconsin. Which is what I said. Didn’t say anything about him slipping, or whatever you’re saying I said.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
So I guess just run over Brommer and it's cool?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions
You think wrong.
Give him time.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Goddammit Bryce
that is literally the worst offensive option for us in this game.
Ideal possession there.
I can’t think of a better possession than Cartwright chucking up a prayer with short time on the shot clock.
Hey y'all!
Taking a break from pretending to study-obviously this is planet Gatens and we’re all just guests.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions
if I had a nickel
for every consecutive 3 point shot Gatens made, Id be able to afford 10 Wisconsin whores.
Why expand the Big Ten when we could just kick Northwestern out?
by hawkstormer on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions 10 recs
lulz
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"it tastes worse than it smells"
/Archer’d
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
"She's like the Pele of Anal!"
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Damn SB Nation app!
I so want to rec this.
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2012 8:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Thanks.
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Gatens is playing like he just jumped out of NBA Jam circa 1994
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions
I'm waiting for:
“Helicopter!”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Like Rambo. Except no sequel in 24 years.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Fun that there is an Iowa game on TV in the Big 10 media wasteland that is VA
and we are playing well
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
I resemble that remark.
Arlington.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Virginia Beach
one of the few places north of North Carolina where the ACC matters.
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
You ever see TF2 (or some other multiplayer FPS) fragvids
Where there’s a sniper that just nails 6-7 headshots in a row without a care?
Yeah, that’s Gatens right now
Memo to B1G Conference Officials
From Matt Gatens.
SMURF YOU!!!
by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
He looked like a pulling guard there.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
AKA Charge of the Heavy Brigade?
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
Sounds like something he learned by watching the Dessert Fox
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Brommer has no business handling the ball.
A spin in the post should be the extent of his offensive repertoire.
everything about his game is offensive
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Every person on Earth saw that charge coming.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions
Every time Gatens touches the ball
My stomach starts to get knots. This “enjoying basketball” is pretty fun.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions
Brommer, Cartwright and McCabe suck.
by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Oy.
Just watch the game.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
a couple good games
Doesn’t do it for me. Sure good energy, but not under control.
by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Zach's had a rough patch
but his energy and drive are great. If he settles down he’ll be a big problem for Wisconsin tonight.
Gatens and White, too.
GoWisco81!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Gah Brommer
4 out of our 5 players on offense are a mismatch in our favor, and Brommer charges
have you not seen the old K-State thread that spawned most of those?
If not, do so during halftime.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
It is one of the greatest achievements in human history.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
thats so full of win
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Feb 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
MELSLIME BASLAMBE
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent use of the deadleg defense by White
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
SPICY
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, out of bounds
I was sure they’d call that on White. But once in awhile, they surprise me.
MELSAHN-I-T-Y!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
GMO
/Monsanto’d
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
It is turned up to 11 right now.
This game is so beautiful.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
SPICY2
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions
All the smiling I didn' t do during football season
I am doing now.
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
ALL IOWA EVERYTHING
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Made free throws? Rebounds?
Is it 1993 again?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd you
(like a hurricane)
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
I EAT YOU
(just clicked on the YouTube up top, here)
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
The daddy long legs one is brilliant
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
I need new pants.
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Just go with it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Ripped jeans were big in the '00s
Maybe this is the new trend?
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
And for a period of every decade before that.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
worldwide denim shortages are cyclical
we’re due for another one in five years or so. It’s science.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Well, how much cotton do they grow around Fairfield?
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
I don't believe they grow any but I know cotton is expensive b/c of my old job
where we had to purchase wearables.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Well, it is the fabric of our lives.
The look…the feel of cotton.
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Oh no.
Don’t do this to me, Rupert. I thought we were kindred spirits. Don’t smoke that away.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
I haz a happy!
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
You can't see him, his time is now!
Basabe!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Iowa is pounding Wisconsin and Carver is absolutely rocking
I could cry. I swear to god.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Virtual rec
Damn SBN app…
#TeamPipebomb
by DBorwig316 on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Gatens is on pace for 50+.
#TeamPipebomb
by DBorwig316 on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM CST via Android app reply actions
If it's brown, then frown,
if it ain’t, then it’s quaint.
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Hot Tub Water is antibacterial, #germophobefriendly
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
I always wanted one of those hot tubs with the lazer-cleaner.
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
I've never heard of those!
Sounds like an expensive blacklight.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
I just want to see Bo Ryan cry.
Please, Hawks, beat their asses so bad that you make Bo Ryan cry.
Badger stripes coated in tears.
I’d like to see it, too.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Scores...
I have no tv all together tonight, and only shotty cell web (in a cabin in the mountians after skiing all day).
If every once and a while some one can post scores i would be thankful. From the sounds of it im guessibg 30’s mid-late 1st half
Go hawks
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
35-24 Iowa.
Wisconsin just charged. Iowa ball. 3:27 in the half.
by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
thanks
To both of you…
A half score and a few in the second would be great…i dont need too many b/c the reactions themsleves are good
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am giddy.
PLAY LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME PLZ
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I can't be greedy
Just to see them playing like this, against this team (anything vs. Wisconsin is personal for me), showing this much improvement is enough for me. I don’t know the last time I’ve ever seen an Iowa player go for 21 in a half.
18 in a half
my bad. But damn, even still.
Not sure which one that is, but the M83 Century Link Field video is pretty awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=98EvwIGFB7s
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently having fan support
and a full student section are a plus.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
I do. I fuckin' think.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Give away free plane tickets
and I would be there too
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by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
What is this, some sort of circus?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, 18 for Gater already.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Thanks for the update.
They’re getting close and closer to a tourney bid. Hopefully they don’t get screwed over with the matchup again this year.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
at halftime you shouold take the time to view
the pregame from tOSU wiscy last year
it was their version of deal with it
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Gater gettin laid tonight.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
E'rynight.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Just to prove your point
ann open 3
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by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Remember when we all thought he was the prize and White was an afterthought?
With Gesell coming in at PG, RDM moving to full-time SG, and Clemmons and Ingram coming in next year as well, Oglesby could end up a role player for when we need 3s and FTs.
I’m going to type this out just because it makes me so happy to look at:
1 – Gesell
2 – RDM
3 – White
4 – Basabe
5 – Woodbury
So much size, so many weapons. And still enough depth on the bench to run Fran’s uptempo style (and hopefully enough to deal with foul trouble for the bigs and avoid running the FR into a wall as the season and the first year in college go on). I guess you might try to counter it by going 3 guards and seeing if White can defend it, but I’m pretty sure that White Scottie Pippen can keep up.
I would attack that team by going right at the bigs and trying to get them in foul trouble. But then the next season THE SAME STARTING FIVE. Ahahahahahahah!!!
/aheadofmyself
//but not by much
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
Jumper L'Orange.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
NO...not 20 more pounds
isn’t that what they tried with Basabe?
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
Dunk L'Orange.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
YESYESYESYES
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions
Scoring 43 on Wiscy in a half is pretty damn impressive
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions
Hightower taketh away,
and Hightower give’th?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Who shot the heave at the buzzer? Please tell me not Gatens, I want that streak.
"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011
McCabe?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
9 at half is OK by me.
Finish this out and I’m buying a round for everyone.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So much for Wisky's
Record breaking ppg defense.
by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm switching from the phone to the laptop.
My phone can’t handle awesomeness of this magnitude.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 8:47 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
You are NOT
the Ferentz!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
You are NOT the father!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't realize that was a picture of Maury Povich either.
by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Not right away.
I saw it after reading the subject line.
by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
fuck...
now i get it… (saw it once.. ya know…since I have a fucking life, and all)
Hawks....yup, I like 'em
NO! His absence is clearly the reason Iowa's winning.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
He's not here because Seth Davis is on the phone with him.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Great minds, dude.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks,
yours is good too.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Smells like pure gasoline
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Naw.
I’m just wearing a little “Premium Unleaded.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT
I got better
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
python = auto-rec
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
/has a sad
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
SEE?!?!
Look what you brought!
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Seth Davis called him
to give him a nice, 3-hour talking to.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
By the way, the ladies are winning over jNWU with a couple minutes left in the game
Going for win #7 in a row.
Never noticed this,
but Andy Katz has huge ears.
You know what they say about huge ears, right?
/Means he’s a good “listener.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
All the better to hear you with . . .
cbb insiders
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Ok for realzz
I’m taking caps lock off now.
Pardon my excitement, friends.
Leave it on.
Tonight, we dance!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta dance,
to dodge the bullets.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Bo Ryan is so mad, he's putting his makeup on.

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
by Yabbs on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Oh come on, he is not
He’s unusual looking, but the noteworthy thing isn’t that he’s unattractive (he’s not). It’s that HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIS SCHOOL’S MASCOT.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
I doubt I'll ever NOT laugh at this.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
who lost by 38 to a team i've never heard of and can't remember now
and too lazy to look up
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I think Houston Baptist and Liberty are.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I never got into that
Mostly due to the fact i didnt dance.
Truely a great cause though… 1.4 million is really amazing, as is the fact they have raised so much for so many years.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So. . . . .
Google sunglasses, eh?
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions
I foresee thousands of idiots
wandering in front of busy cars or straight into buildings.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
This
Gonna be some epic Darwin Awards coming soon.
by HawkeyeInExile on Feb 24, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
Has anyone ever told Siri "Remind me to do this again."
While doing the nasty? I figure someone’s done it.
You want me to dial Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I would give body parts to get a bobblehead
cant justify the ten hour drive when i ahve to be at work at 7:30 tomorrow
damn my luck
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
I want the meanest headshot Fathead of someone like HHH
Just to put across from the toilet for when guests visit.
by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Careers are temporary,
Bobbleheads are forever.
/Never graduate.
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
it would go right next to the nov 13 PREGAME poster
that pete thompson did
the image of hayden
made up from the collage of hawk pics
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Awesome.
I missed that.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone have a score update for the ladies vs jNW?
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Giddy up, girls!
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Win. 70-63.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Well, I think I'm glad Danica's not hurt,
but are you supposed to just hold your hands in the air as you crash?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
I assumed that, too.
I’ve just never noticed the other drivers do it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
If you trust the harness, I can understand this. Especially at those speeds.
by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
If you want to have any fun, yeah
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
You just think youre glad?
Sounds to me you want to hook up to a crippled Danica
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I can't rule that out.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
SPAAAACE!!!
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions
That's three straight point/rebound double-doubles for Logic.
by The Mexican't on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
I seriously love it when
Logic prevails
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
When I first glaced at that..
I swore it said Magic Johnson.
"I scored a lot of touchdowns, and got to play some Varsity" -Big Al
by ReisnerPowa on Feb 23, 2012 9:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She's queen bee of that Hiv.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
And your streak comes to an end.
Boo at HIV jokes. Bad Chazz.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
You knew it would end sooner or later.
Probably sooner.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Shake that thang!
/the winning streak, I mean.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Tied for 3rd in the B1G now, correct?
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
You gotta figure the ESPN producers who are showing this game
Are actually saying to themselves “Hey, the girls here aren’t half bad. Oh shit man, do you remember Northwestern? That was god fucking awful.”
OgLESSD
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
Matt Gat3ns?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Try to not give me the Big Ten Player of the Week, bitchez!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Seriously I was JUST going to say that.
True fact.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
We slimes, girl.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Ridin' that slime wave right now.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Partners in slime?
I hope you have the slime of your life?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
with the 'z' at the end and everything?
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Seth Davis'd
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
It was all because Iowa didn't beat PSU.
And the fact that they had decided it b/4 the Iowa gave was over, maybe even played, Sunday night.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, probably.
But I like to think the B10 office has it in for us.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
THAT FUCKING CHAIR
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
ESPN talking shit about B-STUBBS?
You don’t want to see B-STUBBS angry . . . .
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions
If it was B-Stubbs that tripped Gatens,
then they should cut Gatens.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Will Gary Barta make Matt Gatens apologize for smashing his head into a chair?
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
Those chair rights activists have Barta in their pocket.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Seth Davis reports Iowa never gave the chair a fair chance
by djwoody on Feb 23, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Oh, my. That's hilarious. I salute you.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
#ChairRedacted
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"Well Iowa's football school, the basketball program gets no support.
No weight room, no practice court, and - my god - you should have seen the way they treated their chairs."
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
In fairness, the thrown chair was from Michigan State.
But if anything, that just strengthens the fact that no chairs are safe.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
is it snowing in IC tonite?
by GuttedSnowBird on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Bo Ryan looks much more like a lipless snake than a badger
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Good God McCabe.
You’re about as under-control as a catholic priest at an all-boys day care.
Yeah, Catholocism is a religion, right?
Think this might have bent a rule or two.
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
I can laugh once.
Maybe don’t make it a habit, or Pat Harty will put on his alter-boy robe and go after you.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
It wasn't about religion, per say.
It was just supposed to emphasize the out-of-controlness of McCabe.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
you really only needed to note it once.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Habit?
Nun jokes are ok though?
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nun of that, please.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
These Catholicism puns are making me cross.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
This comment thread used to be my sanctuary.
You know, like Basabe and Medicom Court.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, Brother.
or sister.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
no more McCabe for a while please
more Basabe
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions
No, you want to slow cook that shit.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Braise it with some Spotted Cow
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
time to start reeling in
Iowa team by the refs.
by IowaFan81 on Feb 23, 2012 9:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Haha, your sig goes well with your comment.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Should I be
Stoked?
Yeaaaahhhhhh!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
His younger bro is at UNI.
Zach, I think.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Nope. I'm wrong.
Hkobb has it right.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone ever see the twitter account @fransredface?
I LOL’d
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Next home game:
“All students get their shirt dry cleaned for free!”
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Students don't wear shirts that need to be dry cleaned.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
"dunked in the river and air-dried"
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Too much work
Just spray it with Right Guard.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Sob.
Buuuuurch!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
TOO SOON GODDAMMIT
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
"This shirt is dry clean only"
“which means it’s dirty.”
-Mitch Hedberg
for your enjoyment after the game
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
RIP
One of my favorites.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Let's wait until we're not leading
for the “d” word.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Crap on a cracker...
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions
You've got to be kidding me.
If this was a pool game, Wiscy would get just one shot at a time for this sloppy bullshit.
Well, shit.
We did not come out of halftime strong.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
What the fuck just happened?
I don’t know about you, but I blame Ross.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Quick, give us a boob comment.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Umm...I decided I showed so much cleavage today that it was not suitable for the school children I was around so I had to wear a scarf.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Well, depending on the age,
they either wouldn’t notice, or would be appreciative.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I obviously went to the wrong school
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
It was windy today and I was wearing a skirt. I'm pretty sure all the kids at lunch at one of the schools
would have seen my hooha had I not been wearing tights.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
They've seen more of Nicky Minaj/Lady Gaga/whoever.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Not my hoodlehoo.
Ain’t no one seeing my hoodlehoo. /sad
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
I had to visit a few schools in the Shawnee Mission school district for work today.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Meh, my district's better.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Does your district want to run the program I'm pitching? If not it sucks as bad as SMSD.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
It's called,
“Boys, either don’t talk to strange women, or learn now how to talk to strange women.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
My sis did a year teaching special ed at Shawnee Mission West
She’s doing the stay-at-home mom thing now.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think she misses it much.
She worked with severely autistic kids, totally thankless job. Constantly kicked, hit, bit, etc. So when she got pregnant she decided it was time peace out.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Who can think about pizza
at a time like this
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions
She has a bit of a
Go-Go’s thing going there.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
THE GINGER WAS FUCKING FOULED
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions
Open up a box?
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'll go away.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
BANHAMMER!
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Feb 23, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Stay strong, Ross bb!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I blame that fucking chair.
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
UNLEASH THE B STUBBS!
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions
In the words of Tom Brands...
Someone has to step up and turn the momentum around. Who’s gonna be that guy?
/paraphrase’d
McDonough would look weird in basketball apparel.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Wise move paraphrasing.
Too much intensity in the actual quote.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Please tell me the Cloverfield monster attacks at the end of Project X
by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
No.
They just go into a basement and stare at the wall.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
And they do a bunch of other stupid shit but
DON’T LEAVE THE GOD DAMN HOUSE FOR SOME REASON AND END UP DEAD.
How about at the beginning of Project X?
Or even better, before Project X starts.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
I like the idea of looking for Basabe isolate in the post
or White cutting to the basket. High % shots or draw fouls
holy linsanity
Batman
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The beginning of the Soul Caliber V commercial made me think it was another Assassin's Creed sequel.
Yeah, that would probably have been better.
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
I'm trying to figure out what Oglesby brings to the table if he's not shooting.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
Youth?
A nice haircut?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
He does make good passes from time to time.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Ball movement.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
13 points in Scrabble?
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Crossover L'Orange
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions
Gatens is going crazy
31 points with 8:30 to play
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Ohai
Turns out you can in fact call defensive fouls. In other news, Iowa players cannot dunk without being blocked of late.
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
Matty*
The misspelling makes it less cool.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
For fuck's sake Gatens
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions
GATENS!
Matty Fresh.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions
I know they scored
but he just spiked the ball into some wisconsin players head.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions
Push Gatens again, bitch.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS MATT GATENS
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
rec for the effort
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Come on.
You know he just C&P’d that.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
YOU CAN"T STOP HIM BITCHEZ
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Gater!
Get career highs, every night, every day.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
GAT3NS
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions
true story: I am having Gatens' baby
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
wait for the paternity test at least
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
That's what she (or he) said.
It works either way, really.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Melsahn Basabe says...
GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE.
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions
ALL THE TRANSITION POINTS
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions
Wait, players other than Gatens are allowed to score?
"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011
The only thing that could make this better is Gus Johnson.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Or no Dan Dakich.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Fire up the soundboard.
OHHHHHHH!
RISE AND FIRE!
SPICY!!!
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Bryce there you go . . .
AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF. -—> it was a great pass up the court to a wide open White
See what happens when you kick Ross out!
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions
FINISH THIS
(Haduoken!)
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Next home game...
Bobble Heads for every player!!!!
by Bust my McNuttz on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions
Wisconsin doesn't know hard to guard white people
Which is odd considering how many white guys play for Wisconsin
DON'T YOU FUCKING MENTION STEVE ALFORD
by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
next they will compare gatens
To luke recker
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Steve Alford Triangle?
Is that like the Bermuda triangle?
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions
and the Lickliter Abyss
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Coach Redacted mentioned.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
It's like we're working our way out of hell one level at a time.
Last year it was climbing the frozen Satan that was re-hashing the Lickliter experiment. This year we’re walking on the face of HWSNBN while announcers bring up the Hairgel years. In a couple years I hope up to the level where we’ll be hearing references to Dr. Tom.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Damn Disney commercials make me nostalgic.
Lived in Orlando for the Disney College Program in 2008. Great times watching the Hawks at the Ale House and then decided “Yaknow what? I’m heading up to IC for a game this year!”
That game was the Penn State game :)
McCabe got nuthin.
/officially entering Worleyville.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
you have to travel quite a ways to get to Worleyville . . . .
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Wow. Beautiful.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Android rec
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Came back to rec this.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I know. I'm just being a dick.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
But he did stay at a Worleyville Inn last night
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
I was going to say that in the 1st half, but had blocked Worley's name from my memory and couldn't find it.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
PITBULL YOU GUYS
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions
Boom boom boom boom
I’m a shitty singer.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Prob not.
But you’re the music expert, right? Or is that IAmAlex?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know why anyone on here would know me as a music expert,
But I am musical, so I guess that’s close enough
I seem to recall you saying that before?
Was it you or IAmAlex that typed about your band trips?
/I know too much.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Was it during football season?
Because I probably bitched about missing four games because of marching competitions.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Eh, better than the "band" that does
Tonight Tonight and I Like It Like That.
…not Smashing Pumpkins or…whoever did the original I Like It Like That. That new ground who just makes songs that are like “I’m a Teenager in Cali and life is great not a care in the world”
I recently discovered this:

The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
Are those breath strips
or Meth strips?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Meth strips is close:
It’s like those Listerine strips, but it’s got caffeine on it.
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
I've never seen a user name
be so appropriate.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate that kid.
I sort of hope the next commercial sees him say “Where’s the nearest dentist. I just got punched in the face.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
Please stop showing the American flag shirt guys
It’s… Well…
by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I agree, but it's better than those teletubby douchers
Who brought their friend Gumby tonight. Gumby can stay. The rest can all go suck a fuck.
by HawkeyeInExile on Feb 24, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions
My name is Ricky Stanzi, and I approve of those shirts, fellas.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions
Probably a lot of
“Cash4Gold” amirite?
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
If Gatens doesnt deserve five minutes onthe Journey
take the fucking show off the air
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
by OhioHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Sick dunk for Wilson...
…and Wisconsin’s still down 9 because dunks are only 2 points.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
Holy fuck where's the foul?
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!
That’s a foul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ginger on Ginger crime
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions
It's always a crime.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
A contest of ill-tempered gingers!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Bull fucking shit
pushed the hell out of White
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions
GINGER ALERT
Ginger on ginger action
Follow @LWeb23
by Lweb23 on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
ILL-TEMPERED GINGERS
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS WE WERE PROMISED AND CARVER DELIVERED.
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So that means everything else was true?
Even the Soft Serve Girls Girls Girls?
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
G. Barta, Proprietor and Owner
Is a man of his word!
by kythom on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Gatens the only offensive production on the court, apparently
And, hoooolllly shit. Gingers play tackle basketball.
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
That's how Wisky scores it's
51 ppg.
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
:D
Is El Generico in the building?
/indy wrestling fan
by TheCapitain on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
That's a rec, eh.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
karmic turnover
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
And do not give McCabe the ball.
Not even for shooting drills after the game.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to start a twitter just to help the trend.
And @sethdavis the shizz out of ross’s article
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Ode to Melsahn Basabe #2
Melsahn Ba-sa-beeeeee -
Yo slimeeee!
The blocks! The ‘bounds! The screens for Matty G!
Unbelievable man, you got some D!
Keep up that slammin’ energy!
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
That was very ohiohawk-like
only with more punctuation
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Exceeds exclamation mark allotment.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
I love Ole Ole Ole
(1) for El Generico
(2) it reminds me when I went to Spain for a school trip in HS and their version of the Price is Right had the audience sing that during the Showcase Showdown. (or whatever they called the big wheel)
Are we doing it because we are passing very well, and the Wicky guys can't keep up?
If so, it’s appropriate. Otherwise it’s just synchronized dumb shouting.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
Regarding Soccer chants
I’ll take “ole ole ole” over 7 Nation Army chant.
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
63-54 Iowa
Foul number 6 on Wisconsin. Next foul and we’re in the bonus
by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Well the ref from 20 feet away came running over to call the jump ball
makes sense
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Then out the next day to play cornerback
/Dantonio’d
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
But then he'd be hurt and have to delay the game.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I approve of all anti-MSU jokes, people.
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Jason Berryman nods knowingly
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Something, something, nothing that a Keystone with Eustachy won't cure.
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Welp, I'm drunk and watching Iowa Basketball for the first time since 2002.
(go hawks)
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
/winning
/literally.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
Fun times for all
It’s great to see both Iowa and Iowa State get good again. If there is anything I want as much for Iowa to be a constant national power (in either fb or bb [OR BOTH!]), it’s for ISU to do the same.
Seriously, imagine an Iowa/ISU game with NATIONAL TITLE IMPLICATIONS on both sides!
Not gonna happen.
ISU won’t get there. I can’t even imagine that. I can barely imagine it for Iowa, and we’ve had 2 11-win years since I became an adult.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not expecting it to happen in the slightest
Just an awesome pipe dream. Make the nation watch us as a state be the best in the world
I assumed he was talking about Basketball
In which case… why not?
We’ve got the best transfers jealousy can buy
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Jump ball my ass
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions
Need to keep moving the ball around on O
Something will break open. Or the zebras will bail out Bucky.
Keep dumping it to Basabe in the post
Now, Melsahn: if they are dumb enough to double you, kick it out. We’ll get points.
It's hard to kick it out
when they grab both your arms and no foul is called.
by Ratface McDougal on Feb 23, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
/gets up by double digits
/offense starts thinking about the party later
/Team starts heart-stopping comeback
Fran and Kirk are besties, guys.
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
FINISH THEM
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
I like the boos everytime Brust gets the ball.
Students are into the game.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions
They were audibly yelling something at Evans in the first half, but I couldn't make it out.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Smart RDM, smart
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions
Gatens missed that shot on purpose.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Matt Gatens doesn't miss.
He provides rebound opportunities.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
63-56 Iowa
WI ball w/2:04 left. Iowa’s the only team in the bonus (1 and 1)
jordan taylor went down...after his teammate tackled basabe.
that’s the whole sentence
At least CHA music people are smart enough to have not played "Jump Around" tonight.
The Twins, Wild, Hawkeyes and Timberwolves all contain W's, but lack Wins, while the Packers and City are without W's and have wins.
That is exactly the sort of thing I would expect Iowa's gameday people to do
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
#alltheglowsticks
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
by Feelin' Orney on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Did we give away glowsticks to students?
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
nah, just enough LSD to make them think they have glowsticks
it’s cheaper
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
That would be awesome.
Bring your own pacifiers, kids.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Winner of this game owns the all-time Football + Basketball series, I believe
close it out Hawks!
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions
Nope football is tied
42-42-2, but yes winner here is ahead in basketball.
He meant the combined record of football+basketball.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
That's why I said football plus basketball
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Shut up, Dakich!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
4 points, 4 assists, and 4 turnovers
That’s a triple quadruple, right?
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
Basabe Kingsbury'd Taylor's head into the floor?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions
LOL
And correct.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Whaaaaat?
Best officiated?
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
That was a man's rebound.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions
"Best officiated game I've seen in the Big Ten this year..."
Okay, THAT’S A GOOD ONE.
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
Well, have you seen the other games in the B1G this year?
It’s not a high hurdle.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Just arrived in Minneapolis.
Turned on the game. My weekend of Ice Fishing is starting off real good.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions
You're also ice fishing?
What a coincidence!
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Lake Mille Lacs.
Tomorrow, Saturday, and Sunday.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Unfortunately no.
Next weekend in Duluth, though.
I’m jealous of you, friend. Catch those bastards.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Gatens w/the rebound
Iowa ball w/ 1 minute left
Going to love watching White
for 3 more years. Too bad Matty fresh can’t be here for it.
never an acdv fan
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
63-58 Iowa
Iowa ball w/the Hawkeyes inbounding w/32.4 seconds left.
STOP SAYING BEST OFFICIATED
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions
Please god.
I really want to listen to JS tonight.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions
What is that?
Journal-Sentinel Tonight? On FSWI?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Oh.
Junior Senior.
Now I get it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, would have explained earlier
but got distracted during the last minutes of the game. then had to return the phone calls i had been ignoring.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
It's cool. I should have understood earlier.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 24, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
LET 'EM PLAY, REF!
/assaults with baseball bat
YEAH BEST OFFICIATING.
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
Get it to Gatens, Inbounds L'Orange!
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions
Please find someway to let Gatens shoot free throws.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
I hate when color commentators don't know shit about our team
And then talk them up when they’re winning for all the wrong reasons.
Yeah.
My name is Dan Dakich, and I use to follow the Big Ten, two decades ago. That Lou Henson is angry.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions
question
pardon my ignorance – I haven’t seen much reason to pay attention to Iowa BBall for several years now, but what year is Marble?
sophomore
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by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Soph.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Brust 3 pointer
63-61 Iowa w/20 seconds left. This is why YOU INBOUND THE BALL TO MATT FUCKING GATENS!!!
Is Ross reading the comments?
Get out of here.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I WENT AWAY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If Gatens doesn't get
the ball, it’s bad coaching even though we think Fran is the Man.
WHY IS GATENS INBOUNDING?
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Fran runs that play all the time
I’m pretty sure opposing teams all know it’s coming now
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
It was the score-table's fault.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Right.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
BOROSKI APOLOGIST!
J’ACCUSE!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm sort of shocked you remember his name.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
It's only been mentioned a bunch of times on BHGP today.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Clock malfunction.
Finish your keg.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
What is this? Ames?
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
No.
If it was Ames, I’d have said “Finish your keg…of Hamm’s.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
I prefer Olde Main's Dinky Wheat
never could develop a taste for Natty. Shit’s worse than Busch Light
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Do they sell Natty in kegs?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. Or at least they used to.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I like bears.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Burch.
/Sob.
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa clock operators:
“Giving Iowa fans blue balls since 2012”
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
THROW THE CLOCK FRAN
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
They probably already should be.
Whoever is doing it had like, 12 problems this year.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
for a multi million business
We could afford better
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Come on RDM!
Make a free throw here.
by Christopher Petersen on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST reply actions
free throws free throws free throws free throws
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM CST reply actions
yeah, there's no reason they can't call a foul before the inbounds
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
especially since the refs should be aware that Wiscy would do whatever they could
to keep him from getting the ball. So you have to assume they were watching it.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
This needs to be a rule change . . .
if it’s a clock/technical malfunction, circumstances need to reset to whatever they were before the malfunction
SQUEEEEEEEEEE!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST reply actions
Thank you RDM..
"I scored a lot of touchdowns, and got to play some Varsity" -Big Al
by ReisnerPowa on Feb 23, 2012 9:53 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
HHHHUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEE
Is it football season? Why the close game.
65-61 Iowa
one more foul to give w/18.7 seconds left
NOOOOOOOO
STOP THE OVER-RATED CHANT. IT’S NOT OVER!!!!
Overrated?
Seriously guys?
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
end this chant now
worst chant in college sports
by stewartom on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I've never understood that chant.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Oh fuck off Dakich
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions
Go fuck yourself Bo
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions
Nothing like the intentional foul that wasn't called
In the Denver-Hudson Class 2A district game on Tuesday.
/form tackle’d
MISSED IT!
and White w/the rebound and fouled immediately!
Atta boy, Aaron!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
AARON FUCKING WHITE
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions
Make it, you Ginger Wonder!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
White misses the FT
WI inbounding w/8.9 seconds left
Smart by White to find Gatens.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
I'm just glad he found a white shirt.
Wisky guys were swarming.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
SWEEP HAPPENING
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions
Isn't that an intentional foul Dakich?
He pushed him from behind.
"tripped by a a walkon?"
Did he just say that?
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions
WI w/the layup
65-63 Iowa. Matt Gatens going to the line in the double bonus w/3.8 seconds left
MOVE YOUR FEET BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
So glad Matt got to seal it up
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions
Rush the floor?
Are we even over .500?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Against Wisconsin we are.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
by iamalex13 on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Sorry.
I’m just not big on rushing the court unless it is a massive win.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
This is a huge win as finally having a crowd of that size with the students there.
Finally they have something to be excited about. So let them be excited.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
I think the more the merrier
Have some fun and fuck the haters, IMO.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We swept a Top 20 team and both of our main rivals.
Court rushing is due full force.
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
That's good,
but not necessarily a reason to rush, to me.
I guess I’m also the type of guy who watches the field-rushing at Kinnick instead of partaking, so…
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by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Actually
I think rushing the floor is probably more acceptable for a team under .500
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
SUCK IT BO RYAN
WE WILL NOT SHAKE HANDS. WE WILL PARTY IN YOUR FACE.
Good thing he got the second....
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
The Polish Hat!
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Awesome!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
oh my.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm going to give Ross some credit for this win.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely.
He took one for the team.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Polish hat hearts Aaron White
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions
We swept Minny, and Wisky.
We lost one to Nebby. Illinois, I’m looking at you on Sunday!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Fuck yes. Illini sweep/single victory.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Now let's hope that "first sweep of Wisconsin since 2012"
is never used in a basketball broadcast.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions
Agreed.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Unless some dumbfuck is commentating the game next year.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
entirely plausible
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Zis is how vee Dance
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 9:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
CARRY MATT GATENS
he’s tired
Proud Husband, Father, and PESSIMIST
Junior Senior?
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
JUNIOR FUCKING SENIOR
MOVE YOUR FEET.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, I was 8 the last time Iowa swept these turds.
It feels great.
Goo goo gah gah
Can I haz a Junior Senior pweazzze?
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
1995
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Damn.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
We overlapped by a year!
But only because I was on the extended plan.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 23, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa is second in the B1G
for wins vs Top 25 I believe.
UH ZIPPITY ZOPPITY ZOPBOPZOP
I Cosby when excited.
You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?
by hkobb7 on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
indeed, how? well we fucking witnessed it!
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Our football team
tries the football version of this every game. Sometimes it works.
by Ratface McDougal on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
this was funnier and less snarky in my head
by Ratface McDougal on Feb 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
I know that feel, bro
see: most comments of mine that Chazz gets pissy about
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Do I really get pissy at that many of your comments?
I didn’t think so, but I haven’t really been counting.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Not really
It’s just that usually you’re the only one who does get pissy.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
Don't poke Chazz
He’s been good lately.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
oh gus....
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
33 pts for Gater.
7 of 10 from three?
Unreal.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Hail Kingsbury, full of Grace
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
by CyHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
The Jaeger is with Thee
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd when I get home
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Blessed are thou amongst gunners
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Blessed is the fruit of they womb: Gatens
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 24, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
*thy
drunj
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 24, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
Holy Kingsbury, chucker of God, shoot for us Hawkeyes
Now and at the hour of your hangover, amen.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 24, 2012 3:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
surely get snubbed again. shirley.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
They're going to give it to Paul Shirley?
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Of the month
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
CW tried to bully me into not watching the finale
Watched it. Loved it. Wunt ascarit!
GO HAWKS!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I'm not Ross
So, damn happy, I am.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 10:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Badger sweep
Fuck yeah…
And fuck all B1G coaches names Bo thay have red as a color
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Uber-hard with those damn cheap students who got in for freeeeeeeeee!
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, whoever the fuck that guy is.
Wisconsin was awesome before we beat them but now they aren’t worth rushing the floor over? Douche.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
They should release an audiobook of the Dictionary read by Brent Musburger.
You are looking liiiiiiiiiiiive… into the B section of Oxford’s Official English Dictionary
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
I knew Ray wouldn't be in a wheelchair forever
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions
Not to ruin the party
But my GF just made an AWESOME point.
We only Junior Senior’d once during football season and that was when we beat jNW for the first time in forever.
How many is this now for BBall? Three?
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions
Have you been following bball at iowa lately?
Versus how it used to be? Big wins ARE a bfd!
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Oh no I agree.
I’ve watched more Iowa hoopyball this year than I have in the past 4, when I was a student there.
I just thought that was an interesting point, cuz we celebrate for football all the time.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Must admit..
The wife rolls her eyes when she hears JS too. Alot lately, but c’mon, we’ve beaten some ranked teams this year! Our bball team isn’t nearly as established as our football team. Nor wrestling. Though our wbball is doin’ just fine. Oh, and fuck the badgers.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, fuck Wisconsin and the Bo Ryan they rode in on
I love beating that turd. He’s such a flaming pile of douche.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Hold on guys
Let’s be clear. She is pumped about JS and that Iowa basketball is decent/respectable/Frantastic again. She was just saying that it’s sad that we didn’t get to have the same amount of celebrating for football. That’s all.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
just sayin... we just won against a top 20 team...
tell her to shut the fuck up! (stones man….stones)
Hawks....yup, I like 'em
That's pretty mean, dude.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
no it's not...
If he get’s slapped, he prolly still gets laid if he plays his cards right…. I mean…you don’t see the potential for angry-make-up-sex???
Hawks....yup, I like 'em
I'd rather have the we-just-won-a-huge-game
Lets-fucking-rage-sex.
Just sayin.
by McNutterButter on Feb 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Love UW fans bitching about rushing the floor on twitter.
I will respond to each of you trolls with one word: SWEEP
Follow your dreams - to the max! Amen.
i am waiting for the headline to come up on espn
i will be interested in the context
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
"I'll drive the bus to make this team." - Petr Sykora, 2011
by natepilling on Feb 23, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Albert Young on Twitter.
#iowa with the big win! I’m so glad I de-committed from #wisconsin haha .. #hawkeyenation go ahead and rush the court.. Rub it in lol
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Love to see the Hawkeye love
continue for so long. Albie was a great hawkeye.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 23, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Back to back career high games
Putting on a fucking clinic from 3. Sweeping a rival. Students rushing the court. And it’s his fucking bobblehead night.
They have to be using this story for the Journey. Don’t they?
by HawkeyeInExile on Feb 24, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions
Whaaa?
Don’t have a tv, what’s the journey? A B10network show? Watch what I can online. But it would be boss to check it out for this game.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
it’s their weekly show that goes “behind the scenes.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Tonight he decides to block someone?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
ba-zing!
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
WOW!
Reluctant rec.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 23, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Chazz!
Splash!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 10:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
booooooo reeeeeeec boooooooo reeeeeeeec
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 24, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
Well...off to read some more of Perfect 10
It really has been a good book on Santo so far.
Thanks for the updates all.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 23, 2012 10:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
You mean the magazine?
Happy…“reading.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
I got to get my hands on that book.
Opening day is around the corner, and it isn’t the same without Ronnie on wgn.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
by LoganSq2DBQ on Feb 23, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck this Big East love,
Let’s get some Iowa on the ESPN homepage.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 23, 2012 10:11 PM CST reply actions
Jason .....
said Gatens is a legitimate NBA player…..awesome!
Just don't get on the motorbike with him, Gater.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
/haz a sad
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 23, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Illinois in a death spiral.
But, it IS a road game.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Probably about half as long as since we've won at MSU.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
We really need to get our students to troll their arena
PAYBACK, BITCHEZ!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 23, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
I HATE Illinois w/ the white hot intensity of a thousand burning suns
at basketball, in football they don’t even register.
by Carfino'sWay on Feb 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Just so happy to see CHA bursting at the seams.
I have to deal with a father-in-law Xavier fan so all we have to talk about is bball (see, they don’t have football), and how great (I say thugish) Xavier is. This win, and others this year, I will take with me to Cincy and politely educate him. On Iowa, now and forever. Amen.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
I hear the same from my Marquette grad husband
Who goes to a school that doesn’t play football? Where homecoming is a soccer game? (Not knocking soccer. It just doesn’t feel right Homecoming.)
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 23, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
Visited ESPN scoreboard conversation
Lots of bitter people out there, remembered why I don’t waste my time usually with comments there.
Don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever go to the ESPN boards. Just making with the clicky makes you lose brain cells
Like, 8 or 10 years ago,
they had a B10 message board that was slightly fun. But the comment sections on any story are full of retards. Mean retards.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
All my ISU fans are snarky now, too.
To them I say:
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck youuu, CyHawk you’re cool, fuck you. I(m out.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 10:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions 2 recs
It's amazing what one decent season will do to people's attitudes.
by mikjones24 on Feb 23, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sooo happy now.
I want to hug all of you.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 23, 2012 10:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They're mad they don't get to monopolize the basketball spotlight in the state.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 23, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Something, something, UNI has the most recent NCAA appearance, something.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Great movie.
Well, not really. Not at all. Fun movie.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 24, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
not hitting a field goal in the last 7mins or so doesn't concern anyone else?
I mean I hope we just don’t see a carryover like we had when we let up towards the end against PSU at home even tho we still won, then came out flat against jNW on the road the next game and got beat… Assembly Hall is still a tough place to play no matter how senile Bruce Weber is becoming. I’d like to see us finish better. Other than that… ahh well screw it, we won.
Sure, but I'm not going to worry about that 20 minutes after the game.
Save it for tomorrow.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Of course it worries everyone
but it’s not like it was part of the game plan. Either join in the celebration or at least stop inventing reasons to kill the fun
CELEBRATION THREAD
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/2/23/2820751/iowa-wisconsin-matt-gatens-score-recap-sweep
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
running clock and not trying to score.......
almost did us in….Whew!
this may be.....
the most bipolar thread in the history of BHGP. First half WHOOOOO…..last 5 minutes FUUUUUUCCCCKKK!…..game over JUNIOR FUCKING SENIOR TIME!!! I love it! GO HAWKS!!
If Gater keeps up this run
BHGP is going to have to have 1st and 2nd half threads for basketball as well.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

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