Hamsterdam Couldn't Have Done It Without Roger
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 6:54 PM CST
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PrintAlthough Don Draper gets all the press, Hamsterdam is here to remind you that Roger Sterling is awesome, and John Slattery deserves more roles. Also, Mad Men has nearly returned to us, you guys. Here's your thread for the early portion of the week. Enjoy, and mind the rules.
We're up again. OSU is currently kicking a down Bruce Weber in the head (ESPN) and Northwestern is about to start losing to Michigan (BTN). Also, Justified at 9 CT.
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I am watching Deadliest Warrior on Netflix
it is terrible but somehow still entertaining.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 20, 2012 7:00 PM CST reply actions
I never got into Deadliest Warrior.
It’s probably easier to watch with Netflix instantly streaming the episodes in rapid succession.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
Even with the commercials taken out it is a pretty slow show to watch. It seems like it is a 30 minute show stretched into an hour.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 20, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm currently working my way thru Workaholics.
Before that it was Benson Interruption and John Oliver’s New York Stand Up Show.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
I should try Workaholics sometime
it has great ratings on netflix
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 20, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
Drinking an Einbecker winterbock doppelbock.
Not bad, not too sweet, pretty mellow.
Persona non grata.
The Kid comes back for advice from his elders...
Anyone involved with music as a career? I’m looking to write my own. Looking for tips. I plan on taking music theory next spring. What’s up. Gatens is a boss.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
I have no useful advice for you on this but I do have a question.
What type of music would you like to write?
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 20, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking CompSci major with maybe a Music minor,
and my dream is to break into the video game industry. So orchestral, soundtrack-y stuff that would fit in a video game or movie. I’m looking at some youtube videos of fan-made soundtracks for Skyrim in particular.
I’m not really interested in writing any rock/jazz/pop music.
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
That is a pretty sweet dream
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 20, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
8-bit is the way to go.
For immortality.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 20, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Hi everyone
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 20, 2012 7:42 PM CST reply actions
Hi Dr. Nick!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Feb 20, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Derby Cooper Draper Blythe (and Campbell?)
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 20, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Derby's the one flirting with other firms, right?
/AJ Derby’d
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 20, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Awwwwwwwwwesome
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Looks like Comedy Central has the gang's high school reunion on at 9
Always Sunny is always good enough for me
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Yes it is.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 20, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Mad Men, you say?
/obligatory
Follow your dreams - to the max! Amen.
by Ill Jukes on Feb 20, 2012 8:16 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
Goodness
gracious.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 20, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
One of the many reasons Mad Men is the best show on TV
I’m very excited for it’s return
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 20, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK YEAH MAD MEN
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
FYI
Fire ants suck
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 20, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions
My bites took two weeks to go away
Have fun with that.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not going to watch that teaser,
I’m 3 episodes into season 4. I will assume it is not informative, but anxiety-inducingly exciting.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 20, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions
I'm somewhere in Season 3
So much fun to watch
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 20, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
It disappoints me that Breaking Bad doesn't get the love Mad Men does around here
:(
by the notorious r.d.m. on Feb 20, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions
I've never seen Mad Men (sacrilege I know)
But I love me some Breaking Bad
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
You're right, it should
It’s a phenomenal show.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 20, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
nice name.
I have watched large chunks of both via netflix but am not caught up on either of them. To be honest I started to lose interest in Breaking Bad a bit. That was not the case for Mad Men. I just got too busy to watch for a month or so and then never went back to it.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 20, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Its not as gif friendly.
There is no equivalent to Sally Draper face planting in Breaking Bad. But it’s gotten its love from the Emmy academy.
As someone who deals with people who deal/make meth everyday
I can tell you it’s not as glamorous as it looks on TV.
Um
Greatest UFC 144 promo ever? (Yes.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That is amazing.
Loved Buffer dancing.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah
Almost 1000 titles that won’t be on Netflix Instant Watch after 2/29.
There’s a lot of crap in there, but if you haven’t watched PARTY DOWN yet… WATCH IT.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Seconded.
Great, short show.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 20, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
That has always been a solid go to on Instant Watch
It is a shame it is going away. Amazing show
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Damn studios
They really need to get on the Netflix bandwagon. DVDs are dead, they need to allow streaming or they’re opening themselves up for major piracy issues.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
$$$$$
Strait bullshit cash
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They're penny wise and pound foolish
Access to free movies/TV is only getting easier, and people like myself are willing to pay for it if they’d just fucking offer it. Speaking of which, why is “Rad” still not available on anything other than VHS? I demand some Cru Jones in my life.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
I agree.
The Starz stuff is leaving because they couldn’t reach an agreement with Netflix on a fee for their new deal. They felt like they were getting shorted on their old deal.
Maybe they were, but I think they’d be better off making SOME money on a solid, legitimate option than making no money off piracy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I want to talk about RAD.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
SEND ME AN ANGEL! Oooowahwahoooohhhhhh. RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOWOWOW.
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by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 21, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
THANK YOU!!!!
so, wanna go ass-sliding?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
CRU JONES!!!! Swoooooon!!!
I seriously don’t know how Bill Allen did not have a better career after this. Good looking, likable. And now after looking at his IMDB I see that he had a part in Breaking Bad in 2008. Good for him.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I agree.
Warner Bros is really a pain in the ass. Hell, even some TV stations are killing me with their streaming service exclusivity. Apparently Game of Thrones is impossible to get legally.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Right now it is, yeah.
It’s out on DVD/Blu Ray next week and should be on iTunes then too.
I agree, though, that it’s pretty short-sighted not to have it available now. Or, really, at every point since it first aired last year. I understand they want to leverage their subscription fees, but not making it available legally is leaving money on the table and driving people to piracy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Even worse is that I have an HBO subscription but have no access to HBO GO.
To pay for HBO and be locked out of shows on their stream service is one massive mouthfart.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Who's your provider? Mediacom?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Local power & water company.
The cost is comparable to DirecTV, and I’ve never been able to convince myself to go satellite. Not having Fuel TV now is frustrating, though. Missing 1/3 of the UFC’s cards may be enough to sell me on the dish.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Ahhhh.
Well, you’re just fucked because you live in Muscavegas, hombre.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I have my own beef with that because apparently HBO doesn't allow DirecTV subscribers to use HBO GO on the Roku.
(Which is putting me off getting a Roku for now.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Apple's new operating system
lets you stream anything you’re watching on your computer directly to your TV via Apple TV. I am very stoked about this (my wife’s laptop is an Air)
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Have you looked into Mountain Lion (OS X 10.7) due out this summer?
I’ve read just one article about it (at The Verge) and I’m not sure if updating again is in the cards for me. If streaming options get even better, though, I may have to bite the Apple TV bullet and jump aboard.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that's the one I'm referencing
The three big changes I’ve seen:
1) the easy streaming
2) merging everything to look/feel more like iPhone/iPad
3) much more in the cloud, for instance any memo you put on one device syncs wirelessly with all others. Shopping lists would be excellent for this.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
Also, they're going to all auto-save all the time for all programs
including versions saved every couple hours or versions. Very smart move. Nothing worse than losing an Excel spreadsheet after spending too much time updating, or even worse, wanting the version you saved an hour ago but it’s now gone.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
This is making me want to take the Mac plunge.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If you care about hardware (and you should)
the idea of an “Apple tax” quickly becomes a myth, especially with resale value. I’ve sold my wife’s old Apple equipment for 60% of purchase price 3 years later. Could never ever get that from my Lenovo laptop.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
I hated Mac people
Then I got a Mac. I realized they are worth the hype and coin.
Then I had an issue and made and appointment a the genius bar. 30 minutes later the software issue was fixed, and they installed a new keyboard cover to replace my cracked one, and it was all effing free!
I will never buy a PC again.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 20, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
OMG the genius bar. Good people.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
I love the iPhoto / iCloud integration.
Especially after losing nearly 300 photos of my daughter on my old Droid due to memory card failures. Maybe an extra $30-40 to get Mountain Lion will be worth it.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
The cloud still scares me a little
maybe because I’m old. But partially because I have 500+ cds worth of music legally purchased that I’m not sure how long/easily it will take to update, plus the fact that I used to rip them to whatever computer I wanted (i.e. my wife’s). I fear not being able to put them on my kid’s computer if I want.
I don’t know if it’s a rational fear or not.
Plus, I still don’t really care for iTunes. It’s like Excel, powerful, but really frustrating if you can’t make it do what you want.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
If you kick your fear and want access to your music from anywhere, Google offers a limitless (as far as I can tell) cloud.
Music.Google.com.
Sign into your gmail account from any computer on the planet and it’s all there. I’ve currently got 5700 songs on the cloud, and since I use iTunes, anything added to my library from music to podcasts is automatically uploaded for me to access wherever I want.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for the tip
Just downloaded it. It seems pretty solid.
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for the ProTip!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 21, 2012 9:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm using iTunes' Match feature
It identifies all of my songs, and rather than uploading them to the cloud (which would take hours if not days) it gives me access to all matched songs anywhere, anytime (that I have wifi). The songs it can’t match it then uploads.
I’m a fan. And it’s cheaper than Google’s cloud music option.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 21, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Cheaper than free?
Google’s didn’t cost me a dime. I was able to upload my entire iTunes library over two or three days and never experienced any delays at home (upload machine) or work (streaming machine).
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This may be part of my issue as well
Apple has a cloud, google has a cloud, amazon has a cloud, microsoft has a cloud. In my mind, although I understand this isn’t really the case, I keep thinking it’s like blu-ray vs hd dvd. I want 1 (or just a couple) to win.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
That's different
Clearly HD DVD was stupid
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't know
we just got a playstation for the blu-ray. I am behind the times
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
That was really bad sarcasm, my bad
I’m a ps3 guy as well. It really does everything
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
It might have been stupid
I don’t know. I’m old enough to remember beta. My wife had a beta player growing up. No way in hell I was buying anything until that battle was dead and buried
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I used Amazon's before Google launched theirs.
Amazon did a good job as well but free storage was limited. Google was perfect when I had a droid, but I really don’t use my phone as an mp3 player so the move to an iPhone hasn’t affected me much.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 9:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
2 hours versus 3 days was worth the price to me.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
It's really strange to me in the current climate
Apple has clearly shown that selling millions of cheap digital copies is much more profitable than selling thousands of expensive ones. Everything from their apps to their operating systems continue to go down in price but up in profit.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Baby wanted his bottle
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Ok resident techies, I have an iPhone related question:
Why in the blue hell will my phone not update? It says there is an update (OS 5.0.1?), but it gives me error message 1654. There was supposedly some security settings that needed to be changed (I tried that, no luck).
"HOW'S IT HANGIN, SLAPNUTS!"
I've seen a couple sites suggest that you may be able to work around the error by turning off "sync over wifi"
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
Do you download/install the update on a computer first?
I don’t have an iPhone, but trying to put iOS 5 on my 4th gen iPod touch was a bitch and turned out to be the antivirus on my laptop (I use Kaspersky) not letting the installer run. I just had to manually, temporarily disable the antivirus and then it ran fine.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 21, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I download it first.
I use Kaspersky too, and it REALLY doesn’t like Apple updates, at least not on my computer. I’ll try shutting it down again and see if that works.
"HOW'S IT HANGIN, SLAPNUTS!"
What worked for me was to reinstall the os. Backed up first, reinstalled, and it updated on the reinstall.
I've seen that suggested.
My iTunes just spins when I try it, so it’ll probably be a “last thing checked” kind of thing if either TM or IPBG’s solutions don’t work.
My next step was to throw the phone all the way back to where it came from and start over.
"HOW'S IT HANGIN, SLAPNUTS!"
Interesting
Found out today ISU hired Todd Sturdy as their new WR coach. He used to coach St. Ambrose. He was a great coach at Ambrose and led them to multiple NAIA playoff berths. Post Ambrose he was much less successful at Washington State, and let go with the hire of Leach. Nobody cares so I’ll get back to priming my living room.
by RH's Bookie on Feb 20, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app reply actions
SAU grad here.
The team was a multiple-time defending conference champ at the start of my time there. They had two guys break the WR records in consecutive years..much like DJK and McNutt, honestly. And I personally know the two guys, so that’s nice.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 20, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't one of then
End up playing quarterback the next year due to no other option? And IIRC he did quite well there to. Magistrelli (sp?) is pretty much doing the same thing Sturdy did. I played one year under Sturdy, great man, great coach. Football and chemistry major did not go together. The degree won out.
by RH's Bookie on Feb 20, 2012 10:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Correct.
It was Mike Hayward. He went back and forth a couple times, and ended up spending about the same amount of time at WR that McNutt did. And good enough…what year did you graduate?
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 20, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty happy Iowa didn't get any of these shitty gray Nike jerseys that a lot of teams have been sporting lately.
Case in point: Texas on ESPN right now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, they were über lame.
Even for teams that made sense-ish color wise, like Duke, were stupid.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Duke, Florida, Cuse... all fugly.
I do not understand the gray trend. I mean, who would even buy them as replicas*? Just bizarre.
*Then again, I’ve seen a few people wearing Pro Bowl jerseys and those things are always ugly as sin.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Probably lots of Colts fans.
They don’t give a shit about looking silly in public.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Up here, I've seen a lot of AP jerseys.
Maybe they just don’t want to wear purple.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, I never!
I’m going to put on my 8-Ball leather jacket and walk right on out of here!
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 20, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
I'm planning on buying a Pro Bowl jersey.
But only for the game that I go to. One of the few perks of having little Swarley in Hawaii is that I can go out there for her birthday and take her to a game that resembles pro football.
"HOW'S IT HANGIN, SLAPNUTS!"
Oh, nice, then I can ask: What about a Pro Bowl jersey is more enticing than the standard jersey?
I understand wanting to wear a jersey to support a favorite player, but why wear one that’s incredibly ugly? Is it simply because you already own the regular shirt and want to add to the collection?
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
My feeling is since I'll be going to the actual Pro Bowl "game",
it’s ok to buy the jersey. It would be a nice addition to my jersey collection (although one I likely would never wear again!). I think of it as a souvenier. I guess a pro bowl t-shirt would accomplish the same objective and that’s something I might do if the jerseys are uglier than normal.
"HOW'S IT HANGIN, SLAPNUTS!"
Heh
RT @RickMuscles Per @wired, Don Draper has only had sex with 14 women in 52 episodes of Mad Men. Seems light.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He kinda blacked out that weekend.
Might’ve missed an orgy there.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 20, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
SATC laughs at Draper. Even Charlotte got down more than that.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Well I think this is.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 20, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
You know what would make for an awesome Senor Day for Matt Gatens?
Killing jNW’s NCAA tourney hopes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think "Senor Day" instead of "Senior Day" would be much, much more fun
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't there a giant RDM wearing a sombrero head at last night's game?
If they can do it for Marble, they had better find a way to do it for Gatens. Even better if they can add a mustache.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
THERE WILL BE 'SHOPS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Screwing over jNW would be at least some level of revenge for the last decade of pain they've dealt our football team
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Well, per the article they're 2-6 on the road
And I think they’ve won at Iowa once since 2005…so why not?
Aggressive prediction: If we beat jNW we steal their tourney spot
much to the consternation of many pundits. Good, good.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions
Why you hurt ankle Pekovic?
Can’t you see my fantasy team is more important than your physical well being?
OT of this Wolves-Nuggets game is comically bad.
Through three minutes, NO ONE HAS MADE A SHOT YET.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Man...
Greg Oden is the unluckiest son of a bitch.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
er, link fail
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What are they odds they have this template in the hopper
Just like the mods have “Gone Baby Gone” ready come January?
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 20, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
I think he may be Benjamin Button
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Combined with Sam Jackson from Unbreakable.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 20, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
I can’t disagree with that. From what I can find, the Trailblazers have paid him over $23 million so far (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/o/odengr01.html). I’m pretty sure they’re paying him about $1.5 million this year after he reported to camp with his knee still fucked up. I hope the doc who signed off on the draft pick had massive caveats.
I forgot to plug this earlier, and nearly used it in the header.
Ettore Ewen as Big E Langston made the Elimination Chamber broadcast in a John Cena hype video by bench pressing 575 pounds. Ettore shows up (in an Iowa football shirt, no less) around the 1:28 mark.
CHEAP PLUG
It’s also in the new INP widget on the left side of the frontpage.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It did make INP this morning?
I must have missed it. My bad.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
No.
We have an INP widget on the frontpage (left side) that contains odds and ends links.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
(It's pretty new, so you might not have noticed it.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ooooh.
Well glad I could help point out the new feature on accident.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
I nearly used the Ufford dog show video that is linked there too.
I’ll have to pay more attention to those links to avoid too much overlap in the future.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Don't worry about it.
I don’t think too many people know about it yet.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That thing there is pretty neat.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
What is wid-get?
Why I no have one those wid-get?
Me don’t internets good?
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 21, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
What's the difference
between red links and blue links aside from red ones are links in mobile while blue ones are kaput? I’ve seen a few red ones in the comments but I believe there is also usually a picture in the post.
by RH's Bookie on Feb 20, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions
All the links in my app are showing up as red
But I’m running on iOS.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Each day that passes
Has me wanting to jump on the Apple train.
by RH's Bookie on Feb 20, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Goddamn, Martell Webster.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Seriously.
Wolves down 3 with 4.5 seconds to go, Nuggets inbounding. Wolves get a steal, but Martell Webster drives to the hoop and dunks the ball. Despite the fact they were on a 4-on-2 fast break and down 3.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They don't pay players to count.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 20, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
*insert Jeremy Lin Economics Major joke
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, pretty much.
WTF, bro. WTF.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
OK, the reaction from Nova girl is amazing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You are slowly becoming a Minnesotan, Ross.
I fear for you.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
The Twins and Wild are the only Minnesota teams where I consider myself a fan.
I just find this a very fun, likable T-Wolves team.
Plus, if they had won tonight and the Blazers had lost (which they’re in the process of doing), the Wolves would have had the 8 seed in the playoffs. Which would have been wild.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I am also a fan of this Wolves team
I am pretty far in on Rubio at this point.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 20, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
REMEMBER
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Corey Maggette is not used to passing.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
Hey, he used to play for the Clippers.
That could happen to ANYONE.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 21, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions
TIMBERLOLVES
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
This makes me feel so old.
I drafted his dad on my fantasy teams.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Good news
Dan McCarney out of the hospital.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Just in time to come on board as OC.
by The Mexican't on Feb 20, 2012 11:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
How come Kingsbury Factor isn't swinging off of Gatens' nuts after last week?
I am disappoint.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 20, 2012 11:29 PM CST reply actions
I can't decide if this idea is delicious or disgusting.
Taco Bell to introduce taco shells made out of Doritos.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Synergy.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
It's genius.
Walking tacos made from Doritos are one of the greatest foods on earth. Although Taco Bell’s next good investment might to be opening up cardiac wards. Every “Doritos Loco Taco” gets you one punch closer to 50% off on your bypass.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
One step closer to a real Jurassic Park
Scientists create living plant from seed of a plant dead for 32,000 years
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Miami (OH) AD is firing shots at Iowa on Lickliter's behalf.
"To Todd’s credit, Iowa pulls the plug on everybody they get. They don’t understand — it’s Iowa.
"Their facilities aren’t that great. It’s not the best of programs. Why they wouldn’t keep a guy like him, I don’t get it. They were going to be pretty good with the players he was bringing in. He’s just a wonderful, wonderful teacher. There’s something special about him. It’s too bad Iowa couldn’t see it."
(via by way of Dochterman RT)
Why?
Is Lick on their staff, or a candidate for their HC job, or what? Or is that guy just a friend of his?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 21, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Lickliter is an assistant at Miami.
I thought the comment came from the AD, but I was wrong, it seems to have come from Miami’s HC. My bad.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not trying to be a dick (honestly)
But your question is answered in the third line of the linked article.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sorry, I didn't take the time to read it. I will when I get home.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Most of the article is about Miami, the only other Iowa bit is a remark from Lick about Iowa.
Lick takes the high road and basically said he wished he had a little more time.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, why wouldn't we keep a guy with a 15-39 conference record who couldn't keep kids on the team?
I don’t understand.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
No doubt.
Astonishing, I tell you.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 21, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
I’ll be a dick: Miami’s 4-8, 8-17. I don’t think Lick’s a bad guy, but maybe the Miami coach has other things to worry about than Iowa.
by txhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I can't be locked in a cage like some kind of maninmal.
I’m DougLick and you’re Iowa.
You wouldn’t understand. Forget it
I’m outta hee… I’m outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeere.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Really, really good article on Greg Oden...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They're giving away tickets again, I think, so they'll probably have a decent crowd there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's the ticket!
?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
Saw Morehouse tweet "Start wrapping your heads around Greg Davis"
Any new insight, or just continuing to think that he’s the guy similar to the thread earlier?
Follow your dreams - to the max! Amen.
Hey $limes...
http://www.dailyiowan.com/2012/02/21/Sports/27099.html
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
Mel's a trendsetter.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So I'm drinking Jim Beam's Red Stag tonight
It’s the first time I’ve tried it because it always seemed like a gimmick, but it was on sale so I thought I give it a shot. It’s kinda weird by itself, but it’s pretty solid mixed with Coke.
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 8:12 PM CST reply actions
I gave that a shot a few weekends ago.
It actually does make for a good mix with Coke. It did seem pretty dumb until I tried it.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure that I'll buy another bottle
But I’m glad I’m at least trying it. I have a collection of whiskey bottles that I’ve drank. It will at least add to that.
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
Very very good with coke
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 21, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa, Mizzou and Georgetown both got upset tonight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The only
and I mean ONLY thing that gives me solace in Georgetown’s loss (which was horrible) is that it strengthens Seton Hall’s tourney bid, presumably at the expense of jNW. Before last night’s games, jNW was projected as being one of the last 4 in, while the Hall was one of the first 4 out. If losing to the Hall gets them and at the expense of Northwestern’s first-ever NCAA tourney birth, I will take some solace in it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Seton Hall has games left with Rutgers and DePaul, too.
Those are quite winnable.
So long as they don’t embarrass the hell out of themselves in the Big East Tournament, they’re looking pretty good right now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ummm....
Ice cream can be made from any kind of milk, including breast milk. But a London parlor that tried it was ultimately shut down.
England is weird.
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions
Maybe we have different definitions of normal
but mine includes shutting down a breast milk parlor.
by TwistConePlease on Feb 21, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
I'm guessing his departure from normal
started at opening the breast milk parlor, rather than at closing.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
I enjoyed it,
although I thought it was a bit pro-Namath. I think they kind of glossed over his womanizing and possible party days.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 21, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Did they show the Suzy Kolber clip?
Broadway Joe likes to have a good time, that’s for sure.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
They did show the clip.
And it was as awkward as ever
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
I watched it live, and I was like 14. Seemed extra creepy.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
Think they illustrated pretty well that he was a party animal. I didn’t know he was a womanizer and they didn’t really touch on that. As far as the Suzy Kolber thing, yeah they definitely showed it. And it’s hilarious until you see it the final stages of the film and realize he was pretty much an alcoholic his entire life and had gone off the deep end at that exact moment. It’s still funny as all hell but it’s sad in retrospect.
Except he’s still Joe Namath. Can you imagine what it was like to be him in NYC in the late 60s? Good lord. That’ll comfort a man with two artificial knees
You get a brief shot of his knees while he's working out in the end
Jesus. They’re just shredded with scars.
It is still extremely rough right now
I’ve been in the OR for quite a few of them
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Me = 4.
My last one I was on my feet, off crutches and out of the brace on doctor’s orders. That’s half the time from 9 years ago.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I've just been in there for work
Luckily I haven’t been on the other side of the knife yet
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
4? Damn.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I hear he can often be heard muttering
“I used to be an NFL quarterback, then I took an arrow in the knee.”
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah i'll rec it
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 21, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
I think there must be a whole book of stories
that they never even started to get into in that bio-pic.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Vapor lock.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Go Michigan!
(UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ghost Rider is on
Which makes me ask why? Why? Why did they make a Ghost Rider? Why did they make a second Ghost Rider? The world is a strange place.
'Cause Nic Cage needed to pay for a new pool.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He's a Coppola.
His swimming pool full of money has a robot poolboy (who only speaks in lines from National Treasure 2) that can pay for his new swimming pool when he gets done with the skimming.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
Nicholas Cage really needs to be slowed down
He’s mixed in a couple of good ones, but mostly he’s just odd
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Nic Cage spends a lot of money.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Have you witnessed this first hand?
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
I wish.
But, no, it’s been in a few articles I’ve read. He is not a frugal man.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Noted
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, you just fucked up your Ferrari
It’s not mine
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
I thought Cole hated Daniel Bryan.
Where did this love come from?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 21, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions
He seems to waver on that point.
He mostly only likes him when Daniel Bryan is actually present, though. When Bryan isn’t there, he still slags him a lot.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think it's because Bryan is a pompous heel now.
But he was totally homering him just now.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but Bryan was also right there.
When Bryan isn’t nearby, I’m sure he’ll be back to calling him a geek and a loser.
That match wasn’t as awesome as I was hoping, frankly.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh I gotcha. I guess I usually turn it when he's wrestling so this is new to me
I’m only watching because Punk is wrestling
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 21, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I rarely watch Smackdown on Fridays.
But Punk + Tuesday = OK, I’ll watch
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yep. Same here
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 21, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Well that was predictable
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
What was the ending?
I flipped over to jNW after the Punk-Bryan match
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
UM-jNW tied at 49 with 1:15 to go
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bo Ryan is laughing at their lack of scoring
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Over a minute to go
and neither could score anything? Sad
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Stupid jNorthwesterns
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions
Stupid because they're not losing?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yes.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I just have a feeling this is going to end poorly for Northwestern
It wouldn’t be Northwestern if it didn’t.
Just started P90X.
I am two days in this bitch. I am pretty sure I might die from soreness. Wow.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions
Keep at it. It goes away.
I’m in the last week of Phase 2 right now. If you stick with it, results are pretty good. And I don’t even stick to the diet that closely.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
It reminds me of high school sports when I would go balls out for everything.
I was always sore. However, I was in the best shape of my life then too.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
I feel your pain. Literally.
Plyos are not fun…but they get a lot easier. I’m at the point where I’m only modifying one or two of the moves.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Today I found out there is a P90X app for iPhone.
I have a feeling it’s not for people with ACL problems.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder how much heat Slattery took for this scene:
God I miss this show. Also, there is only ONE possible appropriate reply to this post, and it obviously has to be (don’t fail me guys)…
I will haunt your dreams and eat your children.
NEEDS MOAR TWILL!
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
Shurna can't hit shit.
HA
Ha
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions
#ALLTHELULZ
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm not sure Michigan is aware you can shoot the ball inside the 3-point line.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So many anticipatorily sad jNW fans.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions
SO MUCH ACNE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Can't even begin to explain how much I love my neighbors new found love for really loud music.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 21, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions
Is it good music?
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure it goes.
Boooooooooooom, booooooooom, booom boom boom booooooooom(repeat).
These boys all drive huge ass cowboy truck get up with whips and shit.
The best part I love about Ames is all the “Hicks”, “Rednecks”, and “Cowboys” that wear Ariat Cowboy boots and wrangler jeans…but jam out to lil wayne.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
There is no best part about Ames
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions 12 recs
Free stereos are the best.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
I bet it's dubstep
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I know what reggaeton is, but I know not of reggae"tron"
If it involves robots, I might be interested.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I got a crazy idea to honor Gatens at senior night, but i don't knnow how to pull it off
How could we get everyone – or at least the student section to wear a T shirt that had a large “5” on it and the words “Thanks Matt” on it?
A fitting tribute to the finest Hawk in a long time because i know we couldn’t get the number retired,,,,
I just think something needs to happen for a kid who gave his heart for us through all the cra[
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Here's the plan:
a) Buy 5000 “Thanks Matt” T-shirts.
b) Transport said t-shirts to the game.
c) Find 25 volunteers.
d) Hand out t-shirts.
e) Have an Appalachian Cooler full of Busch Light ready.
f) Consume the Busch Light.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 21, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
5,000 printed t-shirts will run you $30K, even with the volume discount
Yikes. But I think if you did that they’d have to allow you to bring in the Appalachian Cooler full of Busch Light, because that would be earned.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Shurna getting "airball" chanted at home.
He barely hit rim, which kind of makes it better.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions
I can't believe that doesn't happen more often with his ridiculous shooting style.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Uncle Billl
looks like the disgruntled math professor
whose equations went awry
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Isn't it fun to have something to mock that crosses generations?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I thought
it was a 6 yr old coloring the area with crayons
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
So I'm watching Doomsday Preppers
Right now its a crazy lady making her (unwilling) family go through a drill to protect themselves from a pandemic. Some people are just ridiculous with things like this. Yes, they are much more prepared than me, but the odds of these things happening are quite slim.
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Not only that, but consider those are the loons that will survive when the shit goes down. I’m not sure I want to be associating with them.
Given that situation, I may "opt out" as per the Walking Dead
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Everyone always plays out how to survive a zombie apocalypse
But fuck that, I’d be a zombie.
by the notorious r.d.m. on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Words to live by
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck the zombie apocalypse.
Zombies don’t eat dogs, but you sure-as-shit can bet that stray dogs everywhere are going to fucking LOVE all of that rotting flesh walking around.
Empty the animal shelters and watch some hungry pitbulls while they have a real good time. Zombie. Apocalypse. Over.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
But then you end up with zombie pit-bulls.
No thanks.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 AM CST up reply actions
Pitbulls can't open doors or climb through windows.
Plus they would probably just kill each other off once the zombies are all gone.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 22, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
No, I'm saying that zombies don't care for dog brains.
I’ve never seen a zombie dog, like ever (other than virus style zombie dogs like in Res Evil, which aren’t really zombies).
Zombies are stupid, slow, and made of a wild/stray dog’s favorite treat besides bacon. It’s a non-starter.
Not to mention, three days into a zombie apocalypse, the gases in the rotting bodies would make the wandering corpses start to burst like over-inflated balloons.
"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags
"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't the dogs eat the zombies, though?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 23, 2012 7:25 AM CST up reply actions
I'm soft.
I like my frozen pizza, drive through food, and video games. I’ve read enough post apocalyptical sci-fi to realize that when the shit hits the fan, I’m not going to want to be there.
Personally, I’m hoping to be quickly vaporized in the first alien wave
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't we have the doomsday talk in a Hamsterdam once?
All you need is a rifle with a shitload of rounds, a high powered rifle with a lot of rounds, light full body kevlar, a hatchet, bowie knife, a machete and an isolated place to go. Hunkering down in a high populous area is insane.
Food?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Brains
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well played
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
But I don't wanna be a zombie!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
eat the uninfected brains...
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Brains
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
WHOA!
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Fatties are eaten first.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 9:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
What if I don't want to go all Soylent Green?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Everybody's doing it
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha.
My professor used this as an example to forecast demand. I may have been the only person in the class to know that the demand was human beings.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
Did you yell out "People! Soylent green is people!"?
I see that as the only correct answer.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
No he revealed it in the following class after the assignment was due.
He showed a clip from the movie and everyone was so confused.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 21, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
That's excellent.
I imagine the professor doing a giant facepalm when no one got it other than you.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'm hoping that someone will write
“Is generationally biased” on their review for the professor.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 21, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
"Is right-wing, enjoys Charlton Heston flicks about killing and eating people."
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
CW and I discussed this on the Twitterz a few months back
When the zombies show up, we’re heading for the Mississippi River bluff country. Its got easily defendable hilltops and access to good Iowa farmland.
All are welcome.
No weirdoes.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 21, 2012 9:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There's even a respectable golf course on the Island.
I’d be in
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Even better!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 21, 2012 9:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
K, when shit goes down
We all meet there. We’ll blow every bridge but one, get all sorts of guns, set up sweet blocks to keep the zombies out and plan a golf tournament.
Since I haven't made it to a BHGP event, do I just bring a nametag?
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
It would be suuuuuper awkward.
And we’d all have to go by our handles. Which would make it seem a little like Top Gun.
“That’s a negative, Manzi, all zombies are out to eat your brains.”
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
It is kind of awkward when you meet BHGPers in real life.
“Oh, hi, Give Eddie a Beer!”
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What happens when the notorious RDM meets the real RDM?
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
LOL
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
This is true.
Introductions are the worst. If I ever meet any of you peoples I’m just sticking with Anthony. You’ll figure it out once I get good and drunk and start making terribly racist Mexican jokes.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
At least your name isn't Catnuts.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
According to the official...
… Lukateake transcript, “Why ‘therealCatnuts’?” is my second question to you once we sat down at the table for lunch.
I'm not sure it wasn't the first question
And well-deserved. What a dumb username. Well, at least it’s memorable. And my favorite part about it is definitely when people try to abbreviate or avoid typing the word “catnuts” in some way. I’ve been called TRC, TrCN, Cat, and many others. I like that it spreads awkwardness, it reminds me of Norm MacDonald.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
I just hope no one starts posting around here under the name Catnuts.
Because fuck that imposter.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It reminds me of some graffiti I used to see all the time
I can see where it would be awkward though.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
T-shirt distribution is a great way to be introduced.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't one of the bridges a draw bridge?
If that’s not perfect, I don’t know what is
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Almost like they designed it to withstand an onslaught
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
And there's a 35,000-ton press for forging titanium just up the river.
Check out some similar pics here (poppity).
I don't know how that would come in handy
But I will find a way that it will. That sounds like the funnest toy ever. After the car wrecking yard’s giant electric magnet, that is. Ooh, and their car crusher! So much fun there.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I now need to know how much that bolt weighs
If they don’t say, I’m going to do the math once I find out what material it’s made of. Back in a minute…
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Physics FTW!
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Damn it, my googles are apparently failing me.
Where did you even find the info on the bolts?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
From the same paragraph:
If the logistics could somehow be worked out, the [forging press] could bench-press the battleship Iowa.
I think I dated that girl.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like steel cylinders 3ftx78ft
2206 cu ft of steel. estimated 490 lb/cu ft of steel equals 1.08 million pounds. for a bolt. 540 tons.
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
rough estimates on the density, and that doesnt include the head of the bolt
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Well, my calc was on 1 meter diameter
which is pretty close to 40". And I went just a little up on the rounding, assuming some sort of head on that bolt.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Id say for two napkin calculations without all the information
+/- 100 tons is (I guess kind of) decent?
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Close enough for govt work.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Your math is faster than mine.
Stupid Mac verson of Excel on my wife’s computer. It’s the only reason I hate Apple. Well, that and the enslavement of my Chinese 4th cousin.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
I mean, aside from increasing my
Output by 25% and allowing me to turn 1 citizen into an engineer?
by mikjones24 on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Civ FTW
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 22, 2012 7:56 AM CST up reply actions
Wing spars for planes, out of funky metals.
Near as I can figure.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 21, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Large planes, that is.
Stuff that’s huge and has to be one piece.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 21, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
No shit.
Wouldn’t need a machine that could bench press a battleship then.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 21, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
While you're waiting for jetpacks
Will a hoverboard suffice?
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
There is a disturbing lack of win in that product.
No jets, and doesn’t work on water.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
I don't use Excel enough to complain about Numbers.
But I do recall being a bit frustrated during my finance courses.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
The bolts are steel, per the article Lukateake linked above.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Math time.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
OK, we have:
approx 400,000 kg
approx 880,000 lbs
approx 440 tons
FOR ONE BOLT. Bonner. Big bonner.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
You may need the hydrospanner
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sweet!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 21, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What type of zombie are we fighting?
Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Walking Dead?
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Got it.
No rage virus. Official zombies only. (I still haven’t finished WWZ)
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Fast zombies are scary as shit.
Slow, dumb zombies are only mildly terrifying. But we’ve got nothing on fast zombies.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Zombieland zombies
those seemed stupid as shit
I have it on good authority that The Walking Dead zombies...
… are going to be a quickening in upcoming seasons.
Plus there seems to be less food going around, now that theyre all zombies
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Well hell
this all sounds better than my plan. I have chemistry textbooks. I’m in
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
You're all welcome on my island
It’s in Wisconsin (sorry) but it’s only accessible via boat or plane, has good farmland (wheat & grapes, currently) & a golf course & is sparsely populated. Just head for Green Bay, hang a right into Door County & keep driving till you run out of road. How you get from the mainland to ‘The Island’ will be part of the fun!
Seriously, immediately following 9/11 this was my plan.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
The family of a buddy owns an island on Rainy Lake. Zombie proof
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's what I like to hear!
Let the zombies eat those not on remote islands.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you, Marie Antoinette.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Off with his head!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
You do remember how the movie...
… Dawn of the Dead (2004) ends, right?
SPOILER ALERT:
The Zombies are already on the boat they’re going to use to flee to the island.
I do not do well with that sort of movie/show
So, no I didn’t. We’re just going to have to do a better job of anticipating the apocalypse & get out of Dodge before the zombies get wise.
Also, lest anyone misunderstand, we don’t actually own said Island. (I just spend a lot of time there.)
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So this is why Hamsterdam got so lively
And I gotta say: APPROVED.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
That was a random time to praise Iowa hoops, BTN, but okay.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The Journey will be filming on Thursday
Motherfuckers better get their asses to Carver. I will choke a bitch.
Hmm
@iowahawksnest TV cameras from BTN’s “The Journey” will be present for Thursday’s men’s game vs. Wisconsin. Let’s rock Carver like the best in the Big Ten!
Best of luck to them, but the Hawks Nest isn’t even close to being the best in the Big Ten.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
True.
But even at its best, I don’t think it’s as good as Indiana, the Izzone, or the Orange Krush.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Probably because most of the students that come are virgins/inexperienced
And have no idea how to be good fans.
Does Steve Perry still have the chops?
If so, I’m in.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
Rent-A-Cops actually doing something?
CALL GUINNESS!
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
That is un-possible.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
LOHL
Whoever was in the first few people rushing the court failed those behind them.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Needs way more tazers.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 21, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently CM Punk wants an MMA match with Chris Brown
My hat off to you sir, I hope you are able to get that taken care of (though I know it will never happen)
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Take it to Tennessee.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
How awkward do you think it is when Bruce Weber asks the other coach for a job during the post-game handshake?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 21, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Roughly as awkward as a 70-year-old MAC coach bitching out a University that is
three states away for firing a coach that is only one of his assistants.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 21, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
rec
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Who is more hideous looking:
John Shurna or Robbie Hummel?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions
I was contemplating this joke
but I couldn’t quite make work in my head.
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
It's tough.
But I don’t remember Hummel tearing any face ligaments.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
He tore them crying himself to sleep during his never-ending ACL rehab.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Shurna
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If I was a mean person,
I would guess that his face is infested by bot fly larvae.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
HNNG
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
At least they get a second leg to try to recover.
I had to watch it thru gamecast. I didn’t realize the back line was as abysmal as it seems to be.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
that and Raul Miereles might be the worst player in the history of all sports
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Feb 21, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
and definitely has the worst hairdo
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Feb 21, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
I couldn't believe he started today.
Thank God he can’t play in the second leg.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Miereles was in fine form before leaving Anfield.
Has he been struggling during his entire stint in London?
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
He started alright, but he's been getting worse and worse.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
First Torres and now Miereles?
Sounds like some bad juju. It’s probably AVB’s fault.
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
I really like AVB's plan for the future of the team, but
I think he has been too hasty in trying to implement it too quickly, he’s trying to put square pegs in round holes. I just hope his stubborness doesn’t bite him in the ass.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Napoli has a fabulous attack and Chelsea has a woeful defense right now.
That’s pretty much the story.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
FAVOR: Can someone find that pic of Bo Ryan that's 'shopped to make him look like an actual badger?
And post the link too, por favor?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
A google image search brought me back to BHGP
http://i53.tinypic.com/9qw5mc.jpg
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
That's the only one I can find too
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
I also found this
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And that is a rec
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Excellent, thanks!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
As wonderful as that is
I cant help but feel the ides of March is an omen
"Well, he's not crazy enough to get thrown into the asylum. But once he got there, they'd never let him out." - Norm Parker on Matt Roth
Thank deity.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Kentucky is still losing to Mississippi State.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Also, MSU plays at The Hump?!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Timeless
@Loretta8_SoP: anyone got any drugs
by mikjones24 on Feb 21, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
BTW
They are about to blow some shit up with grenade launchers on Top Shot
But "disappointing" is not a synonym for "crappy." - Jacob Peterson
"We are Iowans, for the most part if you tell us to do something we’ll do it. It’s not like we are from South Carolina." - Carfino'sWay
by 6 seconds of hell on Feb 21, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions
This show is great.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Hamsterdam is lively tonight
Ten Fidy Stout from Oskar Blues here.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
When's the U-Haul pull up its stakes?
Enjoy the last vestiges of sunny SoCal; it’s cold here in Chicago.
I leave Monday
This week has been very hectic
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
I'm hoping for safe travels
I’m avoiding Lubbock on Lycurgus’ advice. And just the possibility of meeting that strange man on my way through has me actually looking forward to the drive.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Dale's pale ale
is one of my favorites
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
It's next in my belly.
Cracking it open in 3…2…1…
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Duck is really shitfaced right now.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 21, 2012 10:01 PM CST reply actions
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 21, 2012 10:16 PM CST reply actions
I thought George Karl was dying.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 21, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, that's Matt Gatens is it?
Are we sure that the bobblehead makers didn’t just ask themselves what Jarryd Cole would look like if he were white?
by The Mexican't on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Since when does Matt Gatens smile?
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
by Hawkeyegirl on Feb 22, 2012 7:40 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I am listening to Return to Forever
Sold a guitar last night, and I’m waiting for a dude that’s going to buy another one of mine to call me back to see whether the sale of that one is happening today or not.
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
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