Hamsterdam Gets in the Cage
Welcome to mid-week Hamsterdam. I didn't catch last week's SNL, but that's exactly why I love Hulu. All the best bits can be accessed online without having to tolerate the garbage, and this is one of the very best bits of the year. Enjoy, and keep the rules in mind.
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Speaking of fire, is anyone watching the UFC on Fuel or am I the only one with Fuel?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
DirecTV. Just got it 2 weeks ago. FUCKING AMAZING
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Feb 15, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
Me!
When I saw the title of this post I assumed it was a UFC ref.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How'd you like the first fight?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Feb 15, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Sloppy, but fun.
Dude got away with a knee to a grounded opponent for sure, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I really wish I could watch.
I don’t think we get it with our current Comcast package. Watching Diego get his ass kicked is always fun.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
I flipped away as soon as I saw Samberg.
I pretty much dislike Samberg.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 15, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh, just got notice that I owe the state $350
of income tax from 2007.. a few years ago the federal government came after me for about $1,500 from that year. I did not know I had to claim money I took from an annuity. What sucks is that I only made like $7,000 that year, i was a student and took the money out to pay tuition.. it is almost all fines. Tax law confuses me, which is why I no longer do my own.
/end rant
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions
Tax law sucks.
I’ve also completely given it over to somebody who I think knows what they’re doing. Do they really? I don’t even know. I hope so. I’m totally okay with paying taxes, I just hate the convuluted and political quagmire it’s become so that I don’t even know if I’ve ever underpaid or overpaid. Simplify that shit, please.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 15, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, simple would be nice
I guess it just frustrates me that its is 5 years later and I am being asked to pay back in again. And the fact that my income for that year was less than 10,000 and I was a full time student. Also, all of my student loans are at 6.80% so i’m getting my ass kicked there too.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
consolidate those student loans, man
Aren’t they at something like 4% right now?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 15, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know
Wife and I are just getting on our feet here, she finished school and started working a few months ago so consolidation is finally a real possibility for us. All of my loans will be paid off next month and then we will get to work on hers but we may go shopping for a better rate
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like you're in pretty much the exact same boat as us
I’m paid off in a couple months, we need to consolidate my wife’s. I’ve been leaving it up to her to do, but yeah, I am going to have to take over if it’s going to get done.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 15, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
We want to get rid of these things ASAP. Most people tell you student loan debt is not bad debt but when it is nearly 7% its bad.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Might as well see if you can get a better rate
no harm in looking.
As opposed to my condo. I hate the concept of refinancing. Hey, look, here’s this great rate that you can’t have because the mortgage is underwater. I’ve got great credit and never been late on a payment, much less missed one, but because I’ve been forced to rent it instead of being able to sell, I would need to put up way more money than I have to get the equity to the point where they’ll give me a better rate.
Also, PMI sucks. Here’s the money I have to pay them so that if I default, they’ll make money on foreclosing on me.
/end rant.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
yes.. we will be trying to avoid PMI
renting an apartment until loans are paid down and we have 20% to put down on a place of our own. If that means I do not own a home for a few more years so be it.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
The PMI on our place is only $40 a month
If you can get a good rate on a modest house now at these prices…pmi might not be worth avoiding.
But only get a house if you really want all that comes with it.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 15, 2012 8:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Uhh... Help a noob out. What the hell is a PMI?
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Mortgage Insurance
Until you have 20% equity, you have to pay a little extra as “insurance” in case you default on the loan.
These days 20% is a f’n lot of money for even an average house so a lot of us ending up paying it for awhile.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Huh, learn something new everyday.
Thanks. I’ve been debating on whether or not to join in the housing market. I’m currently a renter, but wish I could create some equity, but I think I might wait and see where my job takes me. Maybe my career might take a left turn instead of a right or whatever.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
As someone who lost a house from such a zig
When i expected a zag, i would advise not pulling the trigger if your job path is murky.
I was lucky…i was transferred and had a job still but lost the house since i could not get enough rent and the dc rent i had to pay was high. Comparred to those that lost a house and had no job i was sitting ok.
Even luckier, my fiance also had a house that was more modest, that we could afford to rent out. So now that we made our way back we still have a nice little house…otherwise id be a renter for several yrs.
This is just a cautionary tale…[a boombox is not a toy…/lonely island’d]
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, I've heard that story many times and I don't want to be another one who tells the story.
I’m sure things will become clearer as I move along. We’ll see.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
abstinence is the best policy...
Wait…what?
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 15, 2012 10:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
right. for us there is also the factor
that we don’t really want to buy a “first time” home. We want our first place to be the type of house we really want to live in. taking 20% of the price of that will make it much more affordable for us.
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
This is a better idea
Than planning on upgrading like so many people do.
Paying realtor fees and bank fees again, as part of your plan is not for me.
Our house is a starter house, but is in a great location…and i feel we as americans seem to think we need bigger houses when 95% of the time that is just a want. People also seem to forget that kids can share rooms.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have a lot of friends that bought a place very young
all of them are now wishing they could go somewhere else but selling and moving is more expensive and difficult than they originally anticipated.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Once you swallow that red pill… (blue?)
I think if you really run the numbers, saving on rent and using that money to put into your roth ira and 401k, would be the better end the long run every time.
That is just financially though. I really enjoy having a house and all that comes with it. So i get some utility from that.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Need some advice on TV/Broadband providers
We currently have ATT’s U-Verse and love it, but it’s not available at the condo we’re moving to in Chicago area. I’m really not interested in whatever local cable monopoly is probably there, so I’m hoping people have good advice on the following:
Verizon FIOS
DirecTV
Dish Network
Do either of the dishes even have broadband or am I stuck with only 1-2 options? I’m terrible at this stuff, so any help is greatly appreciated.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
We have Directv
with AT&T broadband. AT&T partners (owns?) Directv, so you can get a small price break signing up with them.
Don’t get me wrong, I think I’d rather have U-verse, but we’re outside their area, and we like Directv better than dish. I have a deep hatred of Comcast, but I see I don’t have to argue you out of that.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
Is Wide Open West available in the area?
I’d check it out, their pricing looks very good. I think the URL is wowway.com or something like that, I’m sure google can help. I wanted to get it where I live but unfortunately they haven’t wired my area so far.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 15, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
DirecTV partners with Qwest/CenturyLink, I think.
Which is what we have. CL is OK for internet; I hated them until last year when we got a new router that improved things. I think I’d still rather have cable, but I don’t want to go back to Comcast/Xfinity for TV.
I would like to try FIOS or U-Verse, but neither was available in my area last time I looked.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm in Iowa,
and I used to have Mediacom. Now, I have DirecTV with CenturyLink DSL internet.
It all works pretty good.
It’s a bit pricier than I’d like, after the 9 or 12-month introductory rate.
Also, I was told there would be free installation, and then they had to put up a couple of 3 foot metal poles in my yard for the two dishes (because I got the sports channels), and then recently they switched it all to one dish, so now I have an extra one in the yard. I’m not sure if there would be much for installation costs in a condo.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 15, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Other the air
FTW
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 15, 2012 8:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that is how you make an entrance
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
Not just the 4 players arrested for selling drugs
But stating that 60 people were going to fail a drug test? Is that just an automatic forfeit?
I'm not believing that 60 people will fail the test
But since those 4 were dealers, I’m sure more players are going down in the near future.
I’ll leave the joke-making to the rest of you. Can’t recall much unicorn talk around here since last wrestling season.
HE SHITS RAINBOWS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The craziest thing about this article...
is that Iowa was allegedly recruiting Adam James.
Bullet: dodged.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is Iowa in the Matrix?
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmmm...Craig James is a really hate-able guy.
In unrelated news, water is wet.
Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.
Unless you hate hookers.
Then you love the guy.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Ross,
I ended up going to Great Waters Brewery/Restaurant before the Wild game on Saturday. The beer was good, the place was packed. Apparently people like to go there for beer and meals of food before watching the Wild get beat by Columbus, who I learned is the worst team in the NHL.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 15, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions
So that last bit, that's the punchline, right?
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
Nice.
The Wild are teh suck. I have thrown my bandwagon Minnesota fandom behind the T-Wolves.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Kirk Korver plays for the UMKC Kangaroos
And has 4 points. Kirk Korker Kansas City Kangaroos. That’s a lot.
Didn't the other Korver kids go to Creighton?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You mean, Kreighton?
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
2 went to Creighton
Kyle and Kaleb. Kaleb is still there. Klayton went to Drake. Now, there’s Kirk. That’s a lot of Ks.
That shit is kray.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 15, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey! Go Western Illinois!
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 15, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Illinois is really tanking hard.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The spirit of the Zooker
is alive and well
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
DARE TO DREAM
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Plus, it's just that sort of year.
We beat Wisconsin — WISCONSIN! — in the Kohl Center and then lost to motherfucking Nebrasketball at home.
Shit don’t make sense.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hey Lycurgus when you see this, quite the impressive showing by Bettendorf
at State duals tonight, huh? 75-6?!? 10 pins in 14 matches. Your brother had a pretty quick pin too I saw, hard to believe they weren’t ranked first.
by clay-born to party on Feb 15, 2012 8:21 PM CST reply actions
Hey - Do you have any info on how Osage did or is 2A tomorrow?
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Looking at the bracket, they weren't in the top 8 that I see. That is in the finals,
Assumption vs West Delaware.
by clay-born to party on Feb 15, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, right - Duals before the individual tourney this year, right?
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, unfortunately.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
When I heard about that, I was taken back a bit.
Strange to do it that way.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I may even show up for this one
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Hooray!
The BHGP tailgate for OMHR this year was a lot of fun, so hopefully we can put something equally as cool together for the NIU game.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You better say hi.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They host the Giants 8/31-9/2 (Friday-Sunday)
That’s the same weekend, right?
Also, looking that up made me realize the Cubs had a better record than the Twins last year. Fucking hell.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Did you go to the Friday game?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ah, cool.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I had a very good time a couple years ago
just tail-gating in a lot, where you could then jump on a school bus to Soldier.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 15, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
But not for fucking jNW.
I refuse to go back to that shithole.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 15, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That was probably the worst day of my life
Not even getting shitfaced at Murphy’s made me feel better.
by mikjones24 on Feb 15, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll be there too
with sideline passes again #humblebrag
seriously?
by PSD on Feb 15, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I would be jelly
But you have to spend time in that rat trap. So I’m not.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But... but...
MUSTARD’S LAST STAND.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Mustard?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The awesome hotdog stand on the southwest edge of the parking lot.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
I must have missed that.
All the concession I saw were HS football level crap.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
There's usually a veritable mosh pit in front of it, and it's a small building
so there’s a good chance you never saw it even if you were close. Here’s the Yelp! linky.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
It is a really popular stop during the Midlands
It is like climbing a high mountain and finding nothing at the top except a restaurant where they sell ginger beer, surrounded by fog but equipped with wireless.
It's delicious.
Thursday nights at marching band, you skip the shit after rehearsal and go grab Mustard’s. Mmmm.
It makes me sad to realize that's 7 months away.
Fucking CFG offseason…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
CFB, even.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's early
here is my plan (and I may have mentioned this before), my wife has a former co-worker who is a NIU booster. Last time I was able to get about 40 tickets from him, great seats. I’m hoping to do the same this year, only getting more. As soon as I know the info (assuming it doesn’t fall through), I’ll post it and find out interest to try to get a BHGP block of seats
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll post a picture when I get home
But how does the former Cadillac club, 50 yard line sound?
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Of course, that was last time.
I can’t promise anything right now.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
That's where I sat last time, also.
’Twas awesome.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Here's the view from where we sat


Chazz, did you happen to buy your tickets on ebay? I sold some of the block I had.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I love that even in early September the field looks like shit.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They just plant dirt
between the numbers
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I was a bit in front of you, I think I was in the 2nd or 4th row of the Caddy Club's outdoor seating.
I have relatives of relatives who had a son who was an NIU alumnus. I think he had a friend or contact in the NIU athletic department who got the great seats for us (we had a group of about 10 or 12 people there).
I’m really hoping that guy can get us tix again this year, as I have no real desire to sit in the upper deck of Soldier in the hot sun or the rain.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 15, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
No kidding
the sun was brutal that day, I’m not sure I would have made it through the game if I was in the full sun considering how much I drank while tailgating
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
My girlfriend once bypassed
Springsteen tickets in the Budwieser luxury sweet at the United Center.
What that has to do with the possiblity of great seats at Soldier Field I don’t know.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Um...
This might be the worst basketball game of all time. Or at least this season.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
SMU has 22 points!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My alma mater (Saint Louis University) has the record for fewest points in a game in the shot clock era
A solid 20 (7 in the first half) in 2008. Just impressively awful
That's like the Mona Lisa of shitty basketball.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Plus a victory over Iowa in the NIT when I was there in 2004
I think at that point I even rooted for SLU as I was completely fed up with [Redacted]
I'm really worried Northwestern might get in this year. I don't want to be around when that happens.
Or they could lose their next three games:
As they’re against Minnesota, Michigan and Ohio State. I think my suggestion is more likely to happen.
Was that in the Soderberg era?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Even Todd Lickliter thinks this is a shitty game.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 15, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Speaking of Kirk Korver,
That game was 17-17 at half. Scoreless at the first media TO, or very close to it.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
by One Night Stanzi on Feb 15, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Quality movie, that is
It was just so, so sexual, overly so, I felt.
Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.
Shut up, ad.
No one goes to Hooters for the burgers.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is true.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
God, this dude in the UFC fight is HAAAAAAAIRY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And yet his hairline starts at his ears.
by The Mexican't on Feb 15, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
the body can only grow so much hair
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
It's all on his torso, apparently.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
yeah.. he should re-assign some of it.
DRUNJIFORNICATION
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Feb 15, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
So that's what I'd look like
with muscles and a tan
and a beard.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
So... yeah. Get on this, WWE.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions
DAAAAAAANGEROUS!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That SNL video is hilarious.
I love Nicolas Cage. He needs to get, I dunno, an agent, or something. Someone who’ll keep him out of Ghostrider II-type movies.
Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.
BUT, but....
$$$$$
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of...
Randy Moss is back on UStream tonight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How else will he buy his medieval castles?
Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.
DOWN GOES THE WOLFMAN
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Need to stop procrastinating
3 midterms and an assignment due next week and I’ve only gotten 100 words done in 2 hours
Next week you say?
What’s the rush?
by Brock Sampson on Feb 15, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
this will be my first weekend being 21
and some friends are coming up. So I plan on being too drunk/hungover to be productive. Plus 2 of the midterms are on the same day
by hithisisryan on Feb 15, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
My thoughts exactly
Stay thirsty my soon to be 21 friend
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm still not seeing the problem
Just kidding. Happy birthday.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 15, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
You've got 22 right there!
Oh, wait, it’s not related to your homework. Sad.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Oh hey, Illinois made it a game against Purdue.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
2 Last Names has really stepped up in the 2nd half.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Meyers Leonard?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Correct.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
The WASPiest WASP that ever WASPed.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I dunno.
Gordon Heyward is pretty high up there.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm.
We might need to have a WASP Off.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Probably should exclude Duke players
To give a little variety to the contest.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 15, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yay, basketball.
Where 24 seconds can take 24 minutes of real time.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Another reason I love hockey.
The end of the game is exciting, and there aren’t many stoppages.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hockey OT is the best
Playoff OT that is
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well, that was sloppy.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Oh Diego Sanchez
You are such a fucking nutjob
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What'd he do now?
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
He came out waving a cross.
Seriously
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Jesus Christ.
… literally.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
A really poor one.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 15, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
#TourneyResume
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
LAWL
Mike Hlas @Hlas
·More
Iowa is now ahead of Illinois in the Big Ten men’s basketball standings.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm gonna have to call my dad and tell him that
he should be in a great mood
by hithisisryan on Feb 15, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Bye bye, Bruce Weber
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm gong to wait around all day tomorrow
all excited for Iowa’s game at PSU and then they’ll lay a turd. I can feel it. /debbiedowner
seriously?
*gwine
(doo dah, doo dah)
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
I hope they get out to a fast start.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well this is a fun fight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I still don't get why Diego is fighting at WW. He's too small.
At this weight he’s fat. I mean, he’ll never be a champ, but this is not for him.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Feb 15, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
He can't seem to find a good weight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He can't find a good anything. Guy is completely lacking self confidence.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Feb 15, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
He should ask God to help him in that department.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Diego is bloooody.
He needs a finish in this round or he’s toast.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Me: Mr. Brock! Mr. Brock! What would you say this drug bust has done to you?
Tanner Brock: Well, it’s turned my life…. [puts on sunglasses]

Upside down.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Boy, you turn me inside out. And round and round.
Sorry, Diana Ross on the brain.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 15, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
He big.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
amazing kid
funny, we joked earlier today about Aaron White’s locked in story getting repeated. David Robinson’s too fall to fit in the submarine bunk story mighta been the most repeated of all time.
seriously?
Because big guys on submarines never stops being funny.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My dad was 5'6", 150ish, and on a diesel boat.
Never once did he describe it as spacious. I can’t imagine being David Robinson’s size.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Feb 15, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
I am 6'5"
and the pictures of me at Pearl Harbor are HILARIOUS. Very Gulliverish. I can’t imagine what Robinson would have looked like.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder how we will utilize him
Easy to see fair catches?
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Feb 15, 2012 9:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Judging from our roster,
he has an 89% chance to be a TE or FB.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 15, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
I would have offered him at birth
Robinson was a fucking specimen. Even better than Dwight Howard
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa, this fight has turned into a bloodbath
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wish this was going longer than 3 rounds.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm not sure what to make of that SouthPark.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 15, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions
Do you like fishsticks?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Well
This dunk is pretty ridiculous.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh my.
I love that they immediately started playing rap music after the dunk. I also love that guys Brommercidal flop.
I wonder what the guy getting dunked on was thinking?
Before and After.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 15, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Probably.
This is obviously charge, and then, WHAT THE FUCK, ZEBRA?
by The Mexican't on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
He fell over when the guys nutsack brushed his hair.
by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
He definitely flopped.
But that’s what I’d be thinking.
by The Mexican't on Feb 15, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
To coach what is probably the most dominant WR corps in the country.
If USC can find a RB to draw just a tiny bit of attention from opposing defenses, then they’re going to score a boatload of points.
by The Mexican't on Feb 15, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
quotes
stu durando @studurando
Weber completes press conference that included a ton of reflection on errors he said he has made in recent years.
Jeremy Werner @WernerConnectFM
#illini Weber on not developing culture he wanted: “You’re trying to please everyone, instead of pleasing yourself. That’s my fault.”
seriously?
dead man rasping.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
yep. Big rec to Ross there.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 15, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
Wow.
I can’t wait until Illinois fires him and hires a guy they think will be the next Bill Self, but will actually be the next Billy Kennedy.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Hey!
The Rodney Coe thing made Deadspin!
Yay!
http://deadspin.com/5885297/former-iowa-commit-argues-with-fans-calls-out-pre-madonnas
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Finished latest Walking Dead episode tonight
This season will finally see some action!
But probably never as much action as the comic books.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 PM CST reply actions
This is fun
"N***as in Paris at Midnight," a mash-up of Kanye and Jay Z’s "N***as in Paris" and the film "Midnight in Paris."
NSFW language, though. And some spoilers for "Midnight in Paris."
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Tech-y questions.
1) Does anyone have a set of ear buds/headphones that they recommend? I don’t want to break the bank on them, but I’m tired of spending $10-15 for fairly crappy ones (get what you pay for, obviously).
2) Does anyone have a Roku player? Which one? How do you like it?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I have a pair of these and I love them.
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 17, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
How do you primarily use them?
At home, on buses, etc.? I’m looking for something that I can wear during commutes, mostly.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I use mine mainly at work
But I also use them mowing and snow blowing.
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 17, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
And they cancel out a lot of noise.
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 17, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting, thanks.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You're welcome.
I’ve had mine for almost 3 years now.
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 17, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
If you don't mind looking dorky
The Bose Quiet Comfort 15s are the best noise-cancelling headphones, hands down. I use mine only on planes and it makes the cabin nearly whisper quiet. They’re quite pricey, though at about $350.
My everyday earbuds that I wear at the coffeshop when working are Bose IE2. (Damn, I sound like a shill for Bose). I absolutely love these, they’re about $100 and the most important thing is that they’re extremely confortable to wear for an hour or more. They’re not very good for ambient noise, though, so I’d recommend either some Sony or Sennheiser earbuds that use the pliable in-ear buds if you’re having a loud commute. Anything around $100 by those two companies is generally excellent sound quality.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 17, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
I'm an inexpensive headphone purchaser as well, and I really enjoy these
I use them at the office and while doing yard work (no, really) because I hate the Apple headphones, and have a problem with most earbuds.
I’m also going to piggyback on your Roku question because I’ve been looking at them for a couple months and can’t decide if it’s worth purchasing if I still have cable.
by The Mexican't on Feb 17, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Roku:
We have the Apple TV and a TV that has a Roku built-in. The Roku part is awesome. We use Hulu Plus and Netflix streaming a TON, and for only $16/mo combined we watch those more than our cable package that is $75/mo. The only thing we use that for is sports. I think the newest Roku is only $50 and it’s gotten rave reviews by every tech website out there. It’s the size of a hockey puck. It’s truly amazing how great technology has gotten so quickly.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 17, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
But you have to have existing subscriptions to Hulu Plus & Netflix (or whichever streaming service), right?
by The Mexican't on Feb 17, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Correct. $8/month each.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 17, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I was looking at the newest box as well as some of the more tricked-out ones.
I’m not really sure I need one of the more tricked out ones, though, and $60ish to easily watch Netflix, Amazon, and HBO GO on my TV seems very promising.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I have to ask a dumb question.
When you say “Amazon”, do you just mean digital/electronic stuff you’ve purchased off Amazon?
Do you/can you buy a ton of movies, TV shows, etc in electronic/digital format from Amazon? Because I’ve only ever ordered DVDs or books from them.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 17, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
Amazon streams a lot of stuff thru their Amazon Prime service
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"



















