The Florida Everglades, yesterday
Thank you for joining me here, Brandon
ya sure coach
Aren't you wondering why we're here?
naw man this is fun
You're having fun?
i like airboats
Well, we're here because I tho--
I beg your pardon?
i like turtles
OK then. We're here because I'm your new coach, and I feel like your previous training was lacking a certain component.
The receivers on this team lack mental toughness.
you mean like science?
science hurts my brain
I don't think I follow--
are we gonna cut up a turtle? because i don't want to cut up a turtle. i like...
like turtles. Yes, yes, I know. No, Brandon, we are not dissecting a turtle.
Look over there.
/points behind Brandon Marshall
Wrestle that crocodile, Brandon.
pretty sure thats a alligator coach
Fine. Whatever. Wrestle it.
/runs away from alligator
You can't outrun a gator in the swamp, Brandon! You have no choice but to...
Aw, damn it.
This was a lot easier with Christensen and Vandenberg.
Okay, replace the ball with another alligator.
/chomps at Brandon Marshall's hand
/sits up in bed
/takes a deep breath
aw man what a dream
Are you OK, Brandon?
yah just had a nightmare
Do you need anything?
naw just gonna grab some water
/turns on light
aw hey coach oh keefe
Wait, you're not freaked out that I'm here?
naw coach oh keefe
your staying wit me while they find you a house, remember?
silly coach oh keefe
I miss college already.