Thank you for joining me here, Brandon

ya sure coach

Aren't you wondering why we're here?

naw man this is fun

You're having fun?

i like airboats

Well, we're here because I tho--

and turtles

I beg your pardon?

i like turtles

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OK then. We're here because I'm your new coach, and I feel like your previous training was lacking a certain component.

The receivers on this team lack mental toughness.

you mean like science?

What?

science hurts my brain

I don't think I follow--

are we gonna cut up a turtle? because i don't want to cut up a turtle. i like...

like turtles. Yes, yes, I know. No, Brandon, we are not dissecting a turtle.

Look over there.

/points behind Brandon Marshall

GROWL

Wrestle that crocodile, Brandon.

pretty sure thats a alligator coach

Fine. Whatever. Wrestle it.

um...

no.

/runs away from alligator

You can't outrun a gator in the swamp, Brandon! You have no choice but to...

Brandon?

Aw, damn it.

This was a lot easier with Christensen and Vandenberg.

Okay, replace the ball with another alligator.

AAAAHHHH

AAAAHHHH

/chomps at Brandon Marshall's hand

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

/sits up in bed

/takes a deep breath

aw man what a dream

Are you OK, Brandon?

yah just had a nightmare

Do you need anything?

naw just gonna grab some water

/turns on light

aw hey coach oh keefe

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Wait, you're not freaked out that I'm here?

naw coach oh keefe

your staying wit me while they find you a house, remember?

silly coach oh keefe

I miss college already.